Afternoon Crumbs
Megan Fox should've worn "the slut dress" instead to keep it alive (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
The 90210 hos have hard jobs - Egotastic!
Free DAISY!!!! - Hollywood Tuna
Are RPattz's Ray-Bans permanently glued to his face? - Popsugar
I can't look at Leighton Meester's feet anymore without thinking that her toe might have been up someone's b-hole once - Lainey Gossip
50 facts that made Michael Jackson a legend - Hollywood Rag
Katherine Heeiiiiggggl has been replaced as T.R. Knight's main hag - Just Jared
Daisy duke it out - Cityrag
Hallcrackie Greeting Cards - Celebitchy
How will Kendra's honeymoon be that much different than her every day life? - ICYDK
Baby Spice or a bloated Twiggy? - I'm Not Obsessed
There's nothing Grace Jones can't do - Towleroad
Fishsticks Paltrow teaches us all how to make a fucking stupid simple sandwich - Holy Moly!
HoHan should be hiding those boots instead - Socialite Life
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Emma Bunton (baby spice) looks like a woman, not qa matchstick. She has a bustliine that is not enhanced, hips and an ass. Good God! What has the world come to anyway??? A woman who doesn't look like she last ate in 1995. Deal with it!
Megan Fox is sexy...
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Saw Megan Fox on Letterman, and sorry, I liked her. She was kind of endearing with that "I was first in my correspondence school class."
Sorry, but Johnny was boring and greeezy. I flipped to Conan and caught him and Bruno. Okay, I'm getting into who-cares-land here. Sorry.
Oh, will Paltrow just go away, please? (But first teach me how to make a PBJ sandwich.)
All bow down to Grace Jones.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 9:51pm.
Hahaha. Sammiches are tough...frozen microwavable pizzas are much easier.
Here's me trying to make Fourth of July Heritage Loaf:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6vJYyYrRps
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*gathers ingredients*
*spreads mayo on all four sides of bread*
*curses*
*layers tomato/avocado on crust edges of bread*
*spills pepper, throws salt over shoulder*
*stabs self in abbdomen while attempting to cut sandwich*
*cries*
Damnit Gwyneth, this IS hard!
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R Patz has some scrawny legs!
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
channeling WR
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
What Munkeyhed said about Grace Jones!
Totally WOW!
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"Dying is only worth it, if you have something to live for..."
Dammit, I LOVE Grace Jones. I can't imagine how boring I'd be if my dad hadn't owned her albums. I remember being a little kid, single digits, looking at those records and knowing that it was strange and it was fabulous. Damn, I love her!!!
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Don't let anyone tell you you're not humpable,
Because you're bumpable. Well I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable
There's a photo of Megan from outside the Letterman show but not Johnny Depp?
How dumb does this bitch think the common folk are? I went to her site and it's how to make a vegan sandwich. Cunt, I KNOW you just substitute fake bacon and Veganaise on a BLT. I make it all the time. Guess what? I figured it out on my own! Much easier than learning how to tie your shoelaces!
Part of my is still loyal to Fishticks. She's still one of my favorite SNL hosts.
Grace Jones looks great as usual.
Submitted by Tristram on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 3:31pm.
I tried to make Gwyneth's BLT but mistakenly put the mayo on the outside. Now it's ruined
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LMAO!!!!!!!! you fool! hahahaaha
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"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
@ jack - GROSS! that is really, really gross. but on a good note i lost the appetite i had.
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*Blondeface*
I say Lindsay could be next.
Have great weekend peeps! (Raul grabs crotch and pumps hips for one last tribute to MJ)
Grace Jones is the hottest bitch on the planet (also on her home planet I'm sure). She is beyond fabulous~
I saw Megan Fox on Letterman last night (Johnny Depp was on too. God that man is hot, hot, hot!). Anyway, I have never heard her talk before and she is as dumb as a box of rocks and there is something really low class about her. Just gross and icky.
There's nothing Grace Jones can't do ***** Now that dude has a HUGE cock!!!!!!!!!
All bow down and worship Grace!
Next time Beyonce wants to trot out that Sasha Fierce shit, somebody introduce her to the real thing.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 3:32pm.
Am I the only guy that thinks Megan Fox is complete trash? I DO. NOT. GIT. IT.
****************** I'm not in to all her ink but when you turn her upside down you don't see as much.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 3:37pm
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agreed. but for some reason she looks 'dirty' (not in a fun way!). like she has chronic yeast infections or something. No offense to anyone who has chronic yeast infections or anything... ewwww
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"EH, I'd tell you to shut the fuck up and suck it, but I fear being unoriginal.
*SALUTES*"--------ISprainedMyUvula 06/12/09
Billy Joel probably divorced his goldigging wife just so he wouldn't be dragged to parties with Gwenyth calling him "William".
Probably her next tip will be how to make a cup of coffee or prepare the "best toast ever".
Submitted by madam s. on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 3:35pm.
I spent an hour trying to stand the bacon upright!
Well, G has a whole kitchen staff to assist.
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Felix Cane on Conan O'Brien 6/25/09
@ jack - OH, she is total trash. but sometimes trash can be hot, right? :)
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*Blondeface*
Where is the post about Johnny Depp being on Letterman last night too???
Johnny & Megan on the same damn show...
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Tristam,
I spent an hour trying to stand the bacon upright! Those sandwich directions make too many assumptions.
Gwyneth probably had to get away for some alone time and a few spa treatments to relax and wind down after making that BLT (with avocado!). Hopefully Pilates can undo the structural damage that sandwich-making can do to one's body.
I thought Gooooooooooopy was a practising Jewess? Or does Kabballalalah allow bacon now?
Why doesn't Fox flick off already? No way is she 23 either.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
That same dress was on the racks when I picked out my prom dress 16 years ago.
i was watching Letterman for the first time ever last! Johnny was on and then this trick had like ten minutes.i think she's hot albeit plastic but she tries too hard to be a bad ass.
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Am I the only guy that thinks Megan Fox is complete trash? I DO. NOT. GIT. IT.
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"EH, I'd tell you to shut the fuck up and suck it, but I fear being unoriginal.
*SALUTES*"--------ISprainedMyUvula 06/12/09
I tried to make Gwyneth's BLT but mistakenly put the mayo on the outside. Now it's ruined.
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Felix Cane on Conan O'Brien 6/25/09
Grace Jones, Legendary Status
That's a bad bitch right there.
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I am not a pussy.
just had to race over to find out how to make a sandwich! the mind boggles.
sometimes the unlikeability of a creative person is in inverse proportion to that person's talent - the lesser the talent, the greater the ick factor. as in ickstick paltrow. ten times worse than marie antoinette, who was simply ignorant of the "common man" because of her position.
Why bother using "veganaise" when you're putting bacon on the sandwich, you pretentious cunt? I hate this bitch and her stupid seamstress husband.
That outfit is ugly. I sitll think she is hot though. dumb, but hot.
Oh, Rpattz...
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*Blondeface*
That blow torch comment I made on another post.... yeah, Megan Fox is SO on that fu(king list.
She might as well be a porn star. Or a hooker. Both the Transformer movies are 50% Megan Fox moans anyway.
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