Monday, June 29th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 26th!
Flat Iron: I quit this bitch. - RecessVillain
Runners-up:
Ken Paves did his best when trying to balance Jessica Simpson's hair with her body - Sofi
Lady Gaga's tampon string failed to escape its prison this time. - DNfromMN
Well at least nobody will see Fergies piss-sodden undercrackers now. - El Bastardo
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Im dying to hear from the clean up what they hell found, I wonder if they will post it....Im very very interested in this, big time.
Ironically, I’m already following him on Twitter.
Blanket Jackson soon learned he had another yet another sibling-- Weave Jackson-- only this time the mother wasn’t Debbie Rowe, it was that gold-digger Cousin It.
(...too soon?)
Avril Lavigne has teamed up with the Cat Ladies to create new designs for her Abbey Dawn clothing line.
argh! those pants!
...and she's climbing the hair weave to heavin'.
Where are they now? Twisted Sister playing at a Six Flags near you.
Cousin It performs in the talent segment of the Little Miss Sunshine competition.
When Kristen Stewart was fired from the Runaways movie for her wooden acting style, they hired Cousin It to replace her.
Only attention whores wear pink tiger leggings.
A surprising side effect of Chaz Bono's hormone shots is dramatic hair growth and a burning need to sing Sonny & Cher tunes 80's style.
kim zolocks wig takes its show on the road
Even Paris Hilton's weave got a record deal.
Cousin Itt rocks a vibrator.
Reece Witherspoon ups her beard game to 11.
2012, and at last picture evidence of where Jacko has been hiding all these years
I would never go see Twisted Sister again and if there is someone in a restaurant I go eat at, has this on his head, I will be walking out asap, no in fact running out asap.
Fucking hipsters, think they are the shit, it's been done way before you were ever born, and with class and perfection, you will never be able to top these people who did when it was appropriate, in the 60s and 70s.
They already started going through MJ's belongings and found this in a closet.
Britney just couldn't handle her weave falling out on stage anymore - she was so panicky that her scalp might begin to show! So we calmed her by letting her know that we do ANYTHING to make sure that didn't happen. She was quite pleased:)
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
You know you have to shave your armpit when it sings and has groupies.
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
I didn't know Madonna's crotch had her own band.
Cousin It is in concert???? I'm up for it!
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
OMG! I remember this! How do I remember this!?
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
ZZ Top comes out of hiding for a reunion tour. Well, sorta.
In light of her recent failure as a country music singer, Jessica Simpson once again attempts to reinvent herself, this time as Cousin It.
Between hiring her sister to be her stylist and Ken Pave's desperation to sell more weave, Jessica Simpson is hardly recognizable.
This is an announcement for Kim Zolciak.
Her wig would like to be picked up from the Kiddie Play Garden. Kim Zolciak, please pick your wig up.
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
I don't know, it was late,I was drunk,Billy May's was yellin' at me on the TV, so I dialed and 4 weeks later UPS dumped this fuckin' thing at my door!
When beaver weaves attack!
♪YAAAA!! Long haired bands make a "come back" LONG LIVE ROCK-N-ROLL BABY!!!
Presenting Lady Gaga - the Peanut Butter Solution Tour.
"I repeat: Juliette Lewis... Step AWAY from the blow dryer..."
Jessica Simpson adopts a new hairstyle to make her ass look smaller.
Blanket is all growed up.
Dee Snider has really let himself go.
Kim Zolciak's wig had such a promising future as a singer before she took control and doomed it to a life of reality tv.
Great minds Ang.
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Never Can Say Goodbye
Heidi Montag's horseface is overshadowed by her tail.
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
A glimpse behind the scenes of the commercial for Britney's new line of hair extensions.
Hilary Duff will try anything to hide those horse teeth!
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Tara Reid's bikini wax fails again.
After her divorce and a brief stint in the whacko basket, Kate Gosselin emerges with her possom grown out and goes on tour as a motivational speaker at county fairs.
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
How ugly Lady GaGa is able to lure guys in....
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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The endless Vh1 spin-offs saga continues: Bret Michael weave gets its own show.
Behind the Music: What happened when Xtina's gigantic blonde afro wilted.
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Chicago area 5K race 2009: http://rallyforautism.com/
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
Goldie Hawn's new hairdo really compliments her face.
Pubepunzil, Pubepunzil, let down your hair.
High humidity and Kim Zolciak's wig create a horrible side-effect.
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Is Cher on tour again?
George Lucas will put a light saber in anythings fucken hands to make another Star Wars movie.