Monday, June 29th 2009

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 26th!

Flat Iron: I quit this bitch. - RecessVillain

Runners-up:

Ken Paves did his best when trying to balance Jessica Simpson's hair with her body - Sofi

Lady Gaga's tampon string failed to escape its prison this time. - DNfromMN

Well at least nobody will see Fergies piss-sodden undercrackers now. - El Bastardo

Posted by: Michael K


hobie59's picture

Bret Michaels without the bandanna.

Try as they might, this time event organizers could not tear Lindsay Lohan off of Lily Allen after unexpectedly showing up on stage again.

kimberloo's picture

christina's "moulin rouge" hair was getting so big it launch a solo career

RecessVillain's picture

Flat Iron: I quit this bitch.

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God, I hope whoever got that note doesn't know it was me who wrote it. I'd shit twice and die.

RecessVillain's picture

Even his fleas are herion junkies.

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God, I hope whoever got that note doesn't know it was me who wrote it. I'd shit twice and die.

Stock Broker's picture

Rogaine Gone Wild

parissucksliterally's picture

Lady Gaga finally covers up her Poker Face.

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[I've been thinkin' bout you]
And there ain't no doubt about it, I'm in love
[The way I feel about you]
There just ain't no doubt about it, I'm in love
-Evelyn "Champagne" King

laloser's picture

Pantene-Pro-V hair product exec's have successfully found the secret to Cousin It's luscious locks.

Jessica Simpson tries to avoid another weight controversy with a new hairdo...

After years of being treated like shit, Brit's weave gets revenge.

jack-n-the-hat's picture

Dee Snider... it is OVER dude. We know what you wanna do with your life!!?

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"EH, I'd tell you to shut the fuck up and suck it, but I fear being unoriginal.

*SALUTES*"--------ISprainedMyUvula 06/12/09

Nancyboy's picture

Tonight's performance by Hair and the Pies is brought to you by Propecia.

Miss Priss's picture

when merkins attack

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♪I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get♫-NOFX
~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson

"Poker face, poker face ..." OMG Lady Gaga is sooo creative! Genius!

Stoney's picture

March 2010: Desperate for attention, Lindsay Lohan takes the leggings and extensions to the extreme.

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I think David Lee Roth should lay off the Propecia.

El Bastardo's picture

10 minutes after this pic was taken Harold the lead singer collapsed and died after a hairball he tried to cough up lodged in his throat.

RaTaTaTit's picture

After Sean Penn dropped out of the movie, producers decided to start over and cast an unknown lead male and revise the title to be "The Three Stages: Hairy, Curly & Mow"

Kate Gosselin's hair finally decided to fight back!

El Bastardo's picture

The 3 survivors of the Kentucky Rogaine factory explosion of '98 form a band and perform at a benefits gig for the widows and orphans of their workmates.

Famousbeer's picture

Hair dryers run in fear.

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Rock Me, Sexy Weavus!

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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp

Well thank God the pants are still on, cause we sure as hell don't want to see the bottom weave...

starcasm.net's picture

Motley 'Do

Christina Aguilera, you've let yourself go! Get to the salon!

RaTaTaTit's picture

Dominos thought they had fixed the food-taint PR nightmare when they fired all the booger-eaters, and then this dude walked in the door...

Famousbeer's picture

I’m fairly sure identity theft isn’t a big concern for him.

freebird's picture

It's his attitude. Everybody wants it.

El Bastardo's picture

" Hey! I can still see your gums Hannah Montana ya rabid chipmunk! "

she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined the famous online service canadian--.~~B l a c k W h i t e l o v i n g.c O m~~a place for men to spoil and support sexy women..

Fofolette's picture

Sebastian Bach has really let himself go !!!

VH1 edited out Cousin It's appearance on Rock of Love, but nine months later....

Ya know, dude....I'm so sick of girls just diggin me for the hair...it's all about the MUSIC man....

freebird's picture

Bon Jovi cut his hair, but Twisted Sister is still holding onto the 80's.

When McDonalds fired The Fry Guys, they decided to branch with their own music endevours.

So this is what Kate Gosselin has been hiding under all those hats lately-her new "attitude."

freebird's picture

That little curling iron he's holding might not be enough. Imagine how Tommy Girl feels...

ZZ Top has really let their beards go!

NOT IMPRESSED's picture

Although born the product of incest, Jethro Hogan went on to have a successful and productive career in entertainment.
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Douchechill!

starcasm.net's picture

Hairbands of the 80's meet CFC regulations of the 21st century

I'm not so sure Hanna Montana's new look is going to go over real big with Disney.

freebird's picture

This is the dawning of the age of a hairy ass.

Once again Britney displays her bush to the public....

Mother Superior's picture

Get away from him!
He only wants you to search the needle in his haystack!

Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4

Famousbeer's picture

The rock band “The Ass Wipes” perform their smash hit “Why we get dingle berries”

gdubs's picture

Twisted, Fried, Tangled, Mangled and Matted Sister

freebird's picture

Submitted by Famousbeer on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 2:42pm.
Ironically, I’m already following him on Twitter.
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That is funny shit!!!

jazzfish_77's picture

Tommy Girl was originally cast to play Jim Morrison, but the wig was too big.

freebird's picture

Kim Kardashian's dream career has come true: she's got GaGa's hair, JLo's ass and Britney's tampon string. All she needs is Spencer to shoot the video.