Monday, June 29th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 26th!
Flat Iron: I quit this bitch. - RecessVillain
Runners-up:
Ken Paves did his best when trying to balance Jessica Simpson's hair with her body - Sofi
Lady Gaga's tampon string failed to escape its prison this time. - DNfromMN
Well at least nobody will see Fergies piss-sodden undercrackers now. - El Bastardo
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Man the economy sure is bad. Cousin It has been forced to join a Def Leppard tribute band and is now singing at weddings and bar mitzvahs.
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Pathetic Earthlings, who can save you now?
Farrah wigs from the all over the world are rehearsing for a special tribute to The Original this weekend.
Heidi Montaug tries to go on with her singing career after the Ho's in the jungle stole her shampoo.
Paris Hilton’s pube bush was getting so much publicity it decided to try for individual success.
The Cabbage Patch Kids got into Phil Spector's Rogaine again...
Brett Michaels should stop accepting old Rock of Love weaves as tokens of affection.
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either anything goes or i do
Rockstar Cousin IT dies after a life long battle with Roofies
Seriously, Bret, we get it....it's your REEEEAAAALLL hair. No one even cares that you really look like Phil Specter.
Jessica Simpson's agents finally found a way to deal with that pesky weight gain issue...
Don't miss the new Discovery Channel program about Kate Gosselin & Prehistoric evolution: "When Blond Beavercuts ruled the earth"
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
Jessica Simpson now wearing Pave's latest.
Daisy was veeery pleased with the results of her new Bump-It Hair Volumnizing Inserts.
WE'VE GOOOOOT BUUUUUUUUUSHHHHHHHHHH!
Zse Zse Top perform.
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
Dog the Bounty Hunter’s new form of BIGotry.
Lady Caca performing her new smash hit, "Dingleberry Beret."
Captain Caveman makes his comeback!
Bret Michael's performs his new solo hit "Every Fro has it's Scorn".
Brooke Hogan was pissed after her last concert when Linda got wasted and decided to get on stage.
At a recent concert, Lady Gaga debuted the first piece from the clothing collaboration between her and Bruno.
Brittney's twat twittered in the tub for the last time.
Wigstock 09
Ashley Olsen is taking her strategically unkempt look to the boheme extreme!
Fraggle Rock.
Ken Paves gave Jessica Simpson a makeover we can approve of.
Rare picture of Cousin It after he told the Addams Family that rock n' roll was his life and they could suck a hairy one.
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If you're gonna be stupid, ya got to be tough.
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Finally, a true representation of a Real Housewife of NJ
Where the hell did I put my Topsy Tail?
Kim Zolciak's wig.....circa 1992
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Nice to see Blanket alive and well.
Rocking out in Hohan leggings, Dee Snider and Cousin It's broken condom baby....
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"Hang yo pussies out, motherfuckers!" - Michael K.
The Sastwat really does exist.
Due to her strict Christian upbringing, Miley Cyrus knew she had to keep the baby after she was raped by Kim Zolciak's wig.
Crapface is the new Crapface
Well at least nobody will see Fergies piss-sodden undercrackers now.
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After getting dumped from their Star Trek gig, the tribbles made a new career for themselves as a lounge act in Reno.
The result of One Night in Cousin It
How the hell do you brazillian that?
Madonna in 20 years touring with what's left of the Backstreet Boys.
Blanket, aged 23.
I'm so jealous of all you hos who come up with captions every time. My dim wit just isn't that clever.
Norwegian hair pie: you're doing it wrong.
When Tawny Kitaen sees this, dude's gonna totally score a new hood ornament for his '86 Jaguar.
basement baby tries to outdo her sister's big hair again!
phil spector using his new invention at prison "the wall of wig"
After much public attention Madonna's roid filled cooze finally decided to make a break and launch it's solo career.
A rare behind the scenes photo of the Moulin Rouge Lady Marmalade video shoot. Damn those hot lights really played havoc with Christina Aguilera’s hair.
Now That's a hair band
Kim Zolciak's wig shut it down at Lollapalooza.
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God, I hope whoever got that note doesn't know it was me who wrote it. I'd shit twice and die.
Will someone please tell Mickey Rourke that they have finished filming The Wrestler.
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