Monday, June 29th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 26th!
Flat Iron: I quit this bitch. - RecessVillain
Runners-up:
Ken Paves did his best when trying to balance Jessica Simpson's hair with her body - Sofi
Lady Gaga's tampon string failed to escape its prison this time. - DNfromMN
Well at least nobody will see Fergies piss-sodden undercrackers now. - El Bastardo
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Once again Lindsay Lohan posts another worthless topless picture on twitter...
Dee Schneider's the new spokeperson for Rogaine!
HAIR: The Return of Vadge's Vintage Sascrotch
"Captain Cavemaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!"
Cousin ITT decided if Joachim Phoenix could do it, so could he...
you know how hair grows on the palms if you "get to know yourself to well". well this is what Tommy Girl and the rest of the Scientologist Lookin for Love Group looks like after a group wankathon.
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No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
Groucho Marx
Hair Bands are back!!!
Living well is the best revenge.......
Dear Diahry,
ah got's me a plan, diahry . . . it's a reel good one two!! See, if shavin mah head made everyone think ah was nuts, then all ah gotta do is the OPPYSIT of that and they'll see ah's normal and ah can finally git mah phone back and call up mah dealer, mah paparazzi bf & chesterrrr!!
xoxoxoxo
B
Brett Michaels' wig went solo after quitting his ass...
The original Miley Cyrus wig --- an example of why some things are just better left unchanged.
On the next Maury Povich, we find out which member of ZZ Top fathered the children of our guest, Cousin It.
Bon Jovi makes a touching tribute to Farrah Fawcett
And remember kids, always play nice with others. Don't play with yourself or you're gonna get all hairy and go blind.
This is Miley Cyrus 2 years later. haha!
I really hope their carpets don't match their drapes.
The Rumblestiltskins and other folks who haven't been seen in 20 years.
Dirty Diana, NO!
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The last guy that told me to have patience, I burned him down and bagged his ashes.
Would someone please tell Dee Snyder that Joey Buttafucco pants are so 90s?
Afgansounds
It's the party game that's sweeping the country...Musical Hairs
Groupies used to throw panties and beg for bangings. Now they throw Pantene and beg for bang trimmings.
Dee Snyder after his much-needed summer trim at Poodles 'R Us
Heather Mills attempts to become the new 'It' girl
Joe Elliot & Cousin Itt's love child
To make up for the accident, the Tony Award producers treat Bret Michaels to new extensions.
Is that my loofah?
Headline: Cousin It music debut; bringing back the 90's
Song: "I need more allowance" from the cartoon show Doug
What unfortunately resulted after Lindsay Lohan tried to give Cousin It a blowjob.
Dee Snyder misreads the dosage level on the Rogaine bottle.
Reanimated caveman latest frontman for Van Halen!
Get your tickets now to the Twisted Sister reunion tour!
"This is Barbara Walters, reporting live from my bedroom after an intense round of dirty, old-people sex."
its bruce bitch...
The next character to be revealed from "Alice in Wonderland".., White Queens big white pussy
its bruce bitch...
Basement Baby's shoes grew and took over her whole body
its bruce bitch...
Brit has been in London for TOO LONG without a razor!!!
If you listen carefully, you can hear "Rhiannon" coming from underneath that mess.
During Poison's reunion tour, Brett Michaels showed off his new hair extensions. They apparently came from Cousin Itt.
You thought Howard the Duck was bad?
Spencer Pratt's beard got sick of his shit and joined Winger.
Submitted by scaryspex on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 3:17pm.
Blanket, aged 23.
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Hehehe.
Chyna's ballsack went solo.
Submitted by bigdawg177 on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 4:27pm.
WE'VE GOOOOOT BUUUUUUUUUSHHHHHHHHHH!
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Hahahaha! Is that from "Revenge of the Nerds?" That's what I heard in my head, anyway.
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Growing Old is Getting Old
Tina Yothers latest attempt at a comeback.
Kim Zolciaks wig makes a break for it
This is what a Hogan baby looks like. Depending on how it's shaved will determine if it's raised as a boy or girl.
OOOH! Y'ALL!!!
I got me some ZZ Back tickets in the FIRSTEST ROW!
Dayum.
CAAAAPPPPPPPTTTTTTAAAAAAAIIIIIIIINNNNNN CAVEMAAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!
For Lady GaGa's newest look, She's going for the muppets meets Bret Michaels
The possum took its cue from John and decided to leave Kate Gosselin as well...for Hannah Montana.
Poisin tribute band plays @ the Brett Michaels fine european hair extensions breeding ranch.