Friday, June 26th 2009
The Photoshop Awards: Vadge's New Louis Vuitton Ad
What in the Donnie Darko tranny candle Hell is this?! Seriously, if you put a pair of tinfoil bunny ears on a brand new candle, it would look more like a human being than this. Maybe they wanted Vadge to look like she belongs in a pink box on the shelf of a Toys 'R Us? And fingers really shouldn't look like tiny plastic uncut dicks.
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Jesus Christ, she looks like she's dead and lying in a coffin - which is a lot better than she usually looks!
This is supposed to be a photo of Hagdonna? What a laugh! It's more like a cartoon drawing of her made on Panama City Beach.
Her contract states she MUST have the red string in full view. Her tamp string was lost LONG ago.
Finally a Donnie Darko shout out! Anyone who likes Donnie Darko, i like.
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How do you suck a fuck? -Donnie Darko
That's not Madonna, It's Lourdes with a blonde wig on. It may also be one of those real dolls.
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I am not a pussy.
I hope Mercy doesn't see this pic or it will confuse the hell out of her.
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The Tragically Hip: Ahead By A Century
That is the smoothest leather bag I have ever seen! The LV looks great too.
Submitted by FabulousDivaBuns on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 1:01pm.
My God
Her face must look like that because she hasn't stopped crying all day
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 1:00pm.
Her arms haven't looked that feminine in at least fifteen years.
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I'm dying!!!!! ROFL!!!!!
I was waiting for you to post this, MK. Damn, Photoshopped to Hell and back! *shivers*
ETA: Donnie Darko - LOL!
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“Do anything, say anything, and fuck anything. No excuses, no apologies, no regrets.” --Brian Kinney
And the Photoshop Award goes to...Madame Tussaud.
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The Tragically Hip: Ahead By A Century
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 1:00pm.
Her arms haven't looked that feminine in at least fifteen years.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Guess they couldn't do the same for the hands, hence the gloves.
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I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!
Submitted by Am on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 12:58pm.
Bitch please!
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LOL! Succinct and yet utterly descriptive.
I think she looks fabulous and I totally must invest in purchasing the Photoshop application. So worth it in my opinion, once I get it I may post pictures of myself on here.... *smirk*
My God
Her face must look like that because she hasn't stopped crying all day
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I have one thing to say...You Bettah Work.
Damn she finally looks good
Her arms haven't looked that feminine in at least fifteen years.
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
She reminds me a bit of Cameron Diaz.
How in the hell were they able to make her less human looking than she already is? It's like they photoshopped her plastic soul onto this picture.
is that a manequin?
Why do retailers believe that we would buy their crappy product just because they PhotoShop° a hag in their ads?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Bitch please!
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Is this ad a tie-in with Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland movie? How many soft-light bulbs did it take to make her skin look like that?
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Never Can Say Goodbye
Pretty mannequin.
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.