Friday, June 26th 2009
The Photoshop Awards: Vadge's New Louis Vuitton Ad
What in the Donnie Darko tranny candle Hell is this?! Seriously, if you put a pair of tinfoil bunny ears on a brand new candle, it would look more like a human being than this. Maybe they wanted Vadge to look like she belongs in a pink box on the shelf of a Toys 'R Us? And fingers really shouldn't look like tiny plastic uncut dicks.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 1:07pm.
WTF? it is a painting, right?
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Offt: TMZ just ran the audio of MJ's 911 call. that Doc-on-the-run is gonna be in deeeeep shit.
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Submitted by UKer on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 1:20pm.
seriously....leave her the fuck alone! these constant attacks on her are getting old now.
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Well said. Same with the Brangelinaniston crap. I honestly wonder if people get tired of repeating the same comments over and over.
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My LV's are in the closet.
The Betsey Johnson is getting beat to all hell. It's got rhinestones and rivets and fur and stuff.
The weekender.
If y'all are through with your signature purses, please let me know. I'd be glad to relieve you of them.
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They did a piss poor job photoshopping her fingers though.
Frog fingers, anyone?
Carrot Top your AVIE IS fuckin hilarious!!!! Love it
Where the hell are all her veins? AS IF we're suppose to believe that's her when her arms look like a damn barbie doll.
Submitted by UKer on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 1:20pm.
I didn't pretend to be sorry about Heath or MJ. A good mother? Oh please, stop! You're killing me!
BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!!
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Submitted by Miss Priss on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 1:17pm.
Submitted by E.A.P. on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 1:15pm.
Exactly. If I'm gonna pay that much money for some material bullshit, let it be something that looks good. And remember when Tommy Hilfiger had his fucking name all over people's butts in the 90's? What the fuck was all that about? I admit I liked Tommy Girl (the perfume), though.
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Pull My Finger
there is photoshopping and then there is changing someone completely...if you had not said that this was Madonna I would have never given a second look to this...it is a different person altogether. She's never had those features; not even when she was young. I see no point in paying a celebrity top $ to endorse products if they won't even look like themselves in the ads...might as well pay a younger, more beautiful and considerably cheaper model. This ad makes me recoil rather than want to buy LV. Big FAIL here from their marketing dept. and ad agency. And if I were Madonna, I'd be insulted and sue rather than be flattered. All this says to me is that she is so ugly that they had to drastically alter her appearance to unrecognizable levels. That is the biggest insult a celebrity could get.
"Yes, I am very beautiful, but morally I stink" - Ava Gardner
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 1:16pm.
@DiamonDawg
It's only $2,640.00; buy two, one for the day and one for the evening.
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I'm surprised it's only $2k.
*waits for the knock-off*
I'm not into the logo bags either, except for the LV's.
I bought this super great Bellestone - vintage alligator in pristine condition - $75!! I'M A PURSE HO!! i love the Brahmin bags, and Oroton.
seriously....leave her the fuck alone! these constant attacks on her are getting old now. What will you do if something happens to her, will you again pretend to be sorry like you did with Heath and MJ? No offence meant but you need to fucking lay off, she's a good mother and a legend to many, I understand that not everyone like her, but this constant churning of the same bollocks about her day in day out is just not funny anymore, not forgetting sexist and ageist.
PEACE.
Completely & ridiculously over the top & just a blatant insult to the consumers intelligence. Asses...Dont they all know we would respect them more & show more interest in their product if they didnt try to pull this shit? And Madonna is one vain fuck.
i think vadge is totally ripping marc jacobs off...she already bagged a brazilian douche...run marc jacobs, she'll eat your soul next...
I got over "label" bags long ago. It's just too GD pretentious.
She looks good, but only because she looks nothing like herself.
I get that companies want good ads so they nip and tuck and tighten, but seriously? When the celebrity in the picture no longer resembles the real celebrity, it's time to step away from the computer. Personally, I think LV and Candies (thanks to BritShit's ads) must think I'm stupid if they expect me to believe they look like this and that alone makes me not want to buy the products. Not that I would anyway.
Submitted by greenfinch on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 1:17pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 1:15pm.
i think the colors look totally amazing. its a great photograph honestly...would be better if they photoshopped her face right out of hte picture though...
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Thanks for noticing the colors and not hatin' on me for loving the bag. <3
Is she wearing a party hat or is there a bird sitting atop her head or something?
Submitted by E.A.P. on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 1:15pm.
I hate bags with all those stupid logos all over them. Uggh. Coach, LV, Gucci, etc. It's so ugly.
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Me too. It's so obnoxious. As if I want to pay thousands of dollars to advertise for them. Fuck that! If it were the other way around...nah. Those bags are fug
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 1:14pm.
This is stupid. Anybody who looks at this picture and says "I have GOT to have a Louis Vuitton of my own!" is an idiot. Why is Lewis Vooweeton trying so hard to appeal to idjits these days...? I'm still not over Kanye's red runners.
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Gah! First you and Geraldo agree, now this.
If someone give you a bag like this, ring me up, please, because I would like to own it and I'm sure it's about $6k and I can't afford it. It's NOT THE AD. It's THE BAG.
*tired of carrying the vintage black bucket coach*
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 1:15pm.
i think the colors look totally amazing. its a great photograph honestly...would be better if they photoshopped her face right out of hte picture though...
she looks younger than buck toof Miley!
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~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
@DiamonDawg
It's only $2,640.00; buy two, one for the day and one for the evening.
http://www.louisvuitton.com/web/flash/index.jsp;jsessionid=SKVOUKD40JEAO...
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I hate bags with all those stupid logos all over them. Uggh. Coach, LV, Gucci, etc. It's so ugly.
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She looks as smooth as a porcelain doll. This photoshop should get a gold medal for this shit.
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 1:05pm.
OMG it doesn't even look like a photograph. It looks like a painting.
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All that work the photographers and advertising illustrators do and they NEVER GET CREDIT for turning out the awesome.
Forget that its the Vadge and see the beauty in the color palette...
I love how they were able to photoshop the insane bulldog bitch out of her eyes.
This is stupid. Anybody who looks at this picture and says "I have GOT to have a Louis Vuitton of my own!" is an idiot. Why is Lewis Vooweeton trying so hard to appeal to idjits these days...? I'm still not over Kanye's red runners.
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Thanks for that reminder and mental image jack.
i saw some asian chick on the subay witha kabbalah string the other day..i wanted to laugh...oh wait..i did lol
Pfffff.
If her arms always looked like scrumptious breadsticks I might not hate her so much.
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She looks stone-colder than usual here.
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Bottom-feeder.
She looks dead.
I hope that wasn't what they were going for.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 1:02pm.
That is the smoothest leather bag I have ever seen! The LV looks great too.
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LOL. I was starting to think...it's canvas, not leather!! lolz
nice GLOVES... i cannot stand this bitch, she makes me sick. every time i see her i picture her hairy BUSH...
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what a fug bag...
What in the Donnie Darko tranny candle Hell is this?!
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Awesome!!
Submitted by what a slut on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 1:03pm.
Finally a Donnie Darko shout out! Anyone who likes Donnie Darko, i like.
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How do you suck a fuck? -Donnie Darko
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OMG. "Tell me Elizabeth. I'm all ears!"
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I've got to get myself one of those photoshop tools!!
LV, who are you trying to fool? We have all seen recent pics of Madonna and she does not look like that. I don't think she has EVER looked like that! This is NOT going to make me want to buy one of your tacky, insanely overpriced bags.
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Submitted by what a slut on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 1:03pm.
Finally a Donnie Darko shout out! Anyone who likes Donnie Darko, i like.
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Uh.....I'M THE BIGGEST DONNIE DARKO LOON HERE!!!! LET'S CHAT...
Original or Director's cut?
I'm a fan of BOTH for different reasons.
I like the opening of the original (Echo & the Bunnymen "Killing Moon") and I like the added parts to the Director's Cut.
Does a book called "The Tangential Universe" really exist?
Trivia - the hotel that the Darkos stayed in after the plane crashed is THE HOLIDAY INN IN BURBANK. (Iz from there). It looks like it was a stock shot, tho...
Whatta ya got?
WTF? it is a painting, right?
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Fucka doodle-do.
I surprised the stupid whore didn't pull up her dress to show off her crotch, just to shock everyone...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
dear gawd i'm so sick of this woman. and i'm never buying another LV bag again. NEVER.
It looks like the same Brooke Hoogans shit.
is not even a picture.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Her red sting has its own publicist.
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i thought this was another character in tim burtons alice in wonderland.
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"I've met Janeane Garofalo and she's a cunt"-Artie Lange
OMG it doesn't even look like a photograph. It looks like a painting.
OMG. I'M FAINTING OVER THAT BAG THAT I WILL LIKELY NEVER OWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Forsook! Sux to be me!