Friday, June 26th 2009
The Photoshop Awards: Vadge's New Louis Vuitton Ad
What in the Donnie Darko tranny candle Hell is this?! Seriously, if you put a pair of tinfoil bunny ears on a brand new candle, it would look more like a human being than this. Maybe they wanted Vadge to look like she belongs in a pink box on the shelf of a Toys 'R Us? And fingers really shouldn't look like tiny plastic uncut dicks.
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Look, I just told you not to expect MK to quit talking shit about Vadge just because you say so. Who I think I am is someone not as dumb as you.
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Submitted by mharker on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 1:26pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 1:14pm.
This is stupid. Anybody who looks at this picture and says "I have GOT to have a Louis Vuitton of my own!" is an idiot. Why is Lewis Vooweeton trying so hard to appeal to idjits these days...?
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Because only idjits are still buying their shit. It's not cool to flaunt labels anymore even if you can afford them, because it makes you look like a prick who doesn't care about the recession. You may as well wear a sign that says "let them eat cake!".
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Well, apparently, the people where I live just don't give a fuck. They're out there painting it on a billboard right now!
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Wow. I got LOTS of good answers today!
Thanks, beeches:)
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 1:14pm.
This is stupid. Anybody who looks at this picture and says "I have GOT to have a Louis Vuitton of my own!" is an idiot. Why is Lewis Vooweeton trying so hard to appeal to idjits these days...?
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100% ;-)I can`t see her stupid fuckin "little smile" always on her twat face and you know her fucking evil,mercenary fake eyes that she turns into "i`m a wise good woman with the intelligent kind eyes" eyes it fuckinn pisses me off Good that here there is nothing real of MandaNa
LV fuckin fell to the shittest shit since the shameless, gross whore that`s that calls hershelf a mother hangs the LV shitbag near her stinky filthy huge crotch
LV fuckin sucks after this stupid lying ad
Just because of principe I won`t ever buy the LV stuff that was hung near the huge, shameless cunt of that prostitute
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 1:42pm.
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seriously....I really like you, so please don't get involved in this argument, Stoney has been gagging for a fight with me for over a year now, I'm just letting her know that enough is fucking enough!
I HAVE NO BEEF WITH ANYONE ELSE, IN FACT YOU'RE PRETTY COOL, STONEY ON THE OTHER HAND THINKS THAT SHE OWNS DLISTED, telling people what they should and shouldn't say, who in the name of fuck does she fucking think she is?
They are ugly. To me, they look tacky. The logo all over everything is so late 90s/early 00s.
Submitted by E.A.P. on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 1:15pm.
I hate bags with all those stupid logos all over them. Uggh. Coach, LV, Gucci, etc. It's so ugly.
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Submitted by PeachPie on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 1:51pm.
((APPLAUSE))
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Submitted by UKer on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 1:20pm.
seriously....leave her the fuck alone!
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I'll tell you one thing. I come on here, I say what I want to say. What I don't do, however, is bash anyone else for their opinion. If someone likes someone I dislike, so be it. I don't knock them.
However, I expect, and most of us expect the same.
But, being completely straightforward, if you come on Dlisted, you should know by now not only Michael K's take on certain celebs, but also the take of the regulars.
Madonna is gonna get bashed here. End of story.
Oh, and btw, she looks like she's made of wax in the ad. And an idiot.
Seriously, I actually thought that was a doll until I adjusted the lighting on my monitor. She looks like a wax figure from Madam Tussauds. WTF??
I can't imagine she didn't approve of all the photoshopping. Why can't women just be themselves and lay off trying to look twenty when they're fifty? Oh wait, I forgot Hollywood thinks women are old at forty. No wonder women have such horrible self esteem issues.
Don't even bother, momus. LOL
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Submitted by greenfinch on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 1:35pm.
does lv do anything with out a logo? out of curiosity?
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only their Monogram collections have the logo all over. But there's a couple of things without it, like the Vernis crap.. i'm gonna have to call my mom and double-check
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Submitted by greenfinch on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 1:35pm.
does lv do anything with out a logo? out of curiosity?
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just wait until kanye starts designing for them, it will get worse than logos...
oh stoney stoney stoney, don't pretend like you don't know me, you and I have done this for a while now, so don't act the innocent, I'm sick of your bullyting, I have as much right to be here as anyone else if you don't like it, then might I suggest you jump off a bridge. yes I am a Madonna fan, have been since the 80's, if you don't like it well.....as we say here, tough titties. now go play in traffic there's a good girl.
Submitted by what a slut on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 1:03pm.
I love the whole scene where they're discussing the sex life of The Smurfs. "What's the point of going through life, if you don't have a dick?"
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Submitted by UKer on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 1:20pm.
seriously....leave her the fuck alone! these constant attacks on her are getting old now. What will you do if something happens to her, will you again pretend to be sorry like you did with Heath and MJ?
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Actually, I don't Heath or MJ and I would not mourn for Madonna. I have never met any of them; they are just celebrities to me who willingly subjected themselves to public scrutiny by being an entertainer. Public scrutiny means public comment.
BTW: I have met Ms. Fawcett. She was very polite and cordial. Something quite rare in Hollywood.
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Wow. Madonna really does make you want to Express Yourself.
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Ok she obviously didn't even pose for this shit. This is a down right PAINTING of her! duh.
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This is some bad photoshop - it looks so fake, which is probably not what they were going for.
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Submitted by freebird on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 1:31pm.
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that was actually quite funny, and nice use of the cunt word, you get extra marks for that and a place in my heart forever.
oh and shut your cunting mouth. LOL
It's a Vadgealoonie!!!
I knew there had to be some.
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Submitted by UKer on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 1:37pm.
eep *cowers in corner*
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Don't stop don't stop don't stop!
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Lunatic.
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LEAVE STONEY ALONE!!!!!!!!
*pulling shank outta my hairdo*
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 1:30pm.
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who the fuck died and made you god? why don't you do me a favour and suck a dick and shut your arse, I'm sick and tired of you bullying people left right and centre, WHY CAN'T YOU MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BEESWAX!!!!!
Stay the fuck away from me and stoP fucking responding to my comments when I am not adressing you directly. UNDER-FUCKING-STOOD????
OH....AND SHUT THE MOTHERFUCKING FUCK UP!
Soon they won't even need someone to pose anymore. It will all be computer generated models. TRUST.
does lv do anything with out a logo? out of curiosity?
This looks more like a cartoon than a photoshop job, because I see no trace of Madge here. She never looked this good, even when she was younger and healthier.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 1:31pm.
overalls? man, so jealous i dont have a pair :( lol
off topic a wee bit..i some some woman eyeing ed hardy flippies at lunch...i had to bite my tongue from saying you dont really want to do that...
Guy Ritchie got it like this every night no doubt...
Oh course she looks plastic. She's been CRYING ALL DAY.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 1:26pm.
i completely agree. never a fan. totally over rated. i cant believe os many people pay stupid prices to see this woman
@greenfinch: Yeah - I wouldn't carry it either. I do like it but it wouldn't go with my overalls:)
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Joining Stoney on a 2 way Shawshank fuck on UKer...
Fuck Madonna! 2 bit old whore. I left her after Lucky Star .
sorry ass cunt
However in light of the recent events concerning MJ,... Should Prince (my King of club Pop) kick the bucket I am going on a pussy pounding pogrom of pandemic proportions.. Dj Spin That
Shakin her Shiksa ticklebitty's back to America now..NEXT
Submitted by UKer on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 1:20pm.
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These Madonna attacks are getting as old as she is, which is really fucking old and veiny. This is dlisted - we should be solving problems like Malawi adoption rules and shit. PEACE you mother fucking cunt bag hos!
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 1:27pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 1:25pm.
@DD: Sure, the bag IS very nice but if they would just take that weird smudgy freak out from behind it, I might not be so underwhelmed. That's what I'm sayin'
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You like the bag? I wasn't snarking on you, hon. Sorry if it sounded like that.
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Why would you think MK would listen to you about who not to rip on?! HAHAHAHAH!!! A lesson in futility, my friend.
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 1:18pm.
Submitted by greenfinch on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 1:17pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 1:15pm.
just cause i dont like the bag, and would never carry one of these, doesnt mean others cant like it. :)
i dont like displayed logos. but thats just me. like i have a coach bag, but its leather and no blantant logo on it. but cause it was so spensive i dont carry it like ever. so now i use this cheapie one i got at winners :)
Submitted by mharker on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 1:24pm.
Submitted by UKer on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 1:20pm.
seriously....leave her the fuck alone! these constant attacks on her are getting old now.
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Well said. Same with the Brangelinaniston crap. I honestly wonder if people get tired of repeating the same comments over and over.
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Submitted by jofacarl on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 1:24pm.
MICHAEL JACKSON DIED BUT MADONNA MET JESUS FIRST.
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Yeah, but Angelina bought the first foreign child! Altho, MJ DID manufacture HIS children first. And Morgan Freeman beats them all cuz he's God. But not really, cuz we all know that George Burns is the REAL God.
He also died first.
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Her boobies are mega close to her neck.
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That looks really awful. They should have just used a photo of her from 25 years ago instead of attempting to make her look young. I am assuming that was their goal?
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 1:25pm.
@DD: Sure, the bag IS very nice but if they would just take that weird smudgy freak out from behind it, I might not be so underwhelmed. That's what I'm sayin'
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You like the bag? I wasn't snarking on you, hon. Sorry if it sounded like that.
Love ya. Going to lunch!
Ha, ha....I like how they covered her crypt keeper hag hands with those stupid gloves.
She's such an over rated hack. Nothing original about anything she's done. She just took the ideas of others and regurgigated them into sex... since sex sells.
Can't stand her, her music or her cheap attention grabbing tactics.
More importantly, WHERE ARE HER LEGS?!?!
Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 1:07pm.
WTF? it is a painting, right?
Yea. All this photoshopping really takes the 'art' out of pressing a button....
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 1:14pm.
This is stupid. Anybody who looks at this picture and says "I have GOT to have a Louis Vuitton of my own!" is an idiot. Why is Lewis Vooweeton trying so hard to appeal to idjits these days...?
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Because only idjits are still buying their shit. It's not cool to flaunt labels anymore even if you can afford them, because it makes you look like a prick who doesn't care about the recession. You may as well wear a sign that says "let them eat cake!".
Submitted by Obsessa on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 1:23pm.
They did a piss poor job photoshopping her fingers though.
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The do it to ALL the models in the ads in Vogue. Even if they look 12.
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 1:22pm.
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is your name MK? NO? didn't think so. I was not addressing you, so if you don't mind...please stay out of it, that message was meant for Michael, who btw I love and respect and he can chose to read it or not, he's an adult he can answer for himself, he doesn't need you to speak for him.
@DD: Sure, the bag IS very nice but if they would just take that weird smudgy freak out from behind it, I might not be so underwhelmed. That's what I'm sayin'
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.