Strange Love: The Sequel
It looks like Flavor Flav finally found himself a real woman! A woman who can protect him from the posarassi and light his pipe on the first try (take that however you want). And Quween on the Scene won't get the stomach seizures when she gets a piece of old beef jerky in her mouth while licking on his gold teefs. Although, Quween might have to get some Crest strips, because Flav might get jealous that her buttery Chiclets are more yellow than his. That's for them to work out.
The two lovebirds strolled down the streets of Beverly Hills together yesterday. Just a couple of hours later, Quween was devastated to find out about the passing of Michael Jackson. Hopefully, Flav was there to comfort her and a baby Flavor of Quween was created. I think Vh1 just creamed their chonies.
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 11:16am.
Hate that bitch! 1st!
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Save that 1st shit for Perez no one here gives a shit.
Submitted by moriah on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 11:30am.
He's 955 million years old..
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I don't know why but that absolutely cracked me up.
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 11:20am.
is this real life? is this gonna last forever...
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"EH, I'd tell you to shut the fuck up and suck it, but I fear being unoriginal.
*SALUTES*"--------ISprainedMyUvula 06/12/09
I called 9-1-1 along time ago!!
Flavor flaaaaav... idiot
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"EH, I'd tell you to shut the fuck up and suck it, but I fear being unoriginal.
*SALUTES*"--------ISprainedMyUvula 06/12/09
Submitted by kittycatastrophe on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 11:23am.
New Rosetta Stone Language Program: Crackanese.
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LMAO! Isnt she homeless or some shit? How does she have a cell phone?
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I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!
This is like a eharmony match.
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He's 955 million years old.. what was he doing? Getting his blood drawn at Quest Diagnostics behind him? Piss test maybe.
Submitted by leica on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 11:27am.
Submitted by kittycatastrophe on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 11:23am.
New Rosetta Stone Language Program: Crackanese.
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Hahahaha!!!
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Yeah, that looks like some heavy, in depth crackie conversation going on.
Doesn't Flav have like 14 kids or something?
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
I'd love to see Quween and Mrs. New York go head to head.
Submitted by kittycatastrophe on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 11:23am.
New Rosetta Stone Language Program: Crackanese.
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Hahahaha!!!
Awwww, Street Giant Clock Love.
It's magical.
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Team Enthusiastic Wizard Broomstick Meets Thrusthole!
I wonder what was said to make her cry?
Just how much $$$$ do you think he has tied up in clocks? Does he have a favorite? Imagine being the lucky fucker who inherits all those when he dies! Are they set to daylight savings time? SOOO many ???????????
Is she crying because of the death of Michael Jackson, or because she's the first person VH1 has turned down for a reality show?
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 11:23am.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 11:18am.
What the hell is this? Crick and Crack go to White Castle?
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Dreck and Crack go to Carl's Jr.
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We don't have those here so I had to use White Castle.
It is me or do you get the feeling the stank comes off these two in waves?
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
give the Queen her clock! :-)
This is the most perfect union ever created!
That last picture of Quween actually made it to press in a British newspaper. Cheerio, girl.
Flava Flav is channeling some serious Cosby in that main picture. There's always room for Jell-o!
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
New Rosetta Stone Language Program: Crackanese.
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I am not a pussy.
match made in stanky ass heaven.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 11:18am.
What the hell is this? Crick and Crack go to White Castle?
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Dreck and Crack go to Carl's Jr.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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IF this was Real Life, Flav would be with someone just like Qween, rather than those slutty hotties he has one his show (ok I choked a little on hotties but you know what I mean)
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
I can take everyone tears but hers!! DONT CRY QUWEENIE!!!
What the hell is this? Crick and Crack go to White Castle?
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Flav has to be the greasiest motherfucker ever, BOIIIIIIIIIII!
So far today, we have gone from sadz to disgustedz.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Hate that bitch! 1st!