The Photoshop Lifetime Achievement Award: Mimi!!!!!
When is Mimi going to break open her giant Hello Kitty piggy bank and buy a shit load of stock in Adobe? Nobody loves Photoshop the way Mimi does. Photoshop should pay homage to their #1 client by renaming themselves MimiShop. It's the least they can do.
If Adobe ever went out of business, Mimi's rainbow ass would melt down into a puddle liquefied Skittles.
This is the cover for Mimi's new album "Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel....Who Becomes Perfect Thanks To Photoshop." Mimi explained the cover of Twitter: "The reason I chose to use 3 images for the cover is cos there are a lot of different emotions and stories revealed on this album. I knew..."
Um. Her face is giving me the same emotion in all three pictures: "I have the farts." However, her Hello Titties are delivering in the raw emotion department. In picture one they are saying to each other: "I loves you." In picture two they are saying: "Hmmm...I'm kind of mad at you." In picture three they are saying: "I HATE YOU!"
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Photoshop can't hide that her recent implants have minds of their own. In that last plastic figure of her, they are staring off into opposite directions, looking for any and all ways to escape.
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say what you will, I would still slide it in. I also think she would be a great girlfriend. love to Mariah! xoxo
The PS is obvious in the third pic particularly around the boobage and waist area .... *blank stare*
She is her own biggest fan.
beautiful woman.. is she still stay with her husband.. someone posted on yahoo answers that she has a profile on the famous ***B l a c k W h i t e L o v i n g - c O m***---. you know it is a bad site for men to seek sexy girls.
Damn I want a photoshop picture like that!! she looks mega HOT...I dont think she is that perfect right now, but sure as hell that her Hello Kitty piggy bank covered all that magic....
When will "butterfly" wear clothes? gah.
I had to say the only reason she posed like that is to show off her fake porn star sized, bolt-on turbo titties. I guess this what she thinks is "SEX-HAY"...
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Poor Mimi...she tries sooooo hard.
MK you so funny!
It's a little weird to see this cover....coz it is so FANMADE....Yet it's ok but not an impression.Still enjoy ya BIG ballad!
And like Obsessed 2.
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once again, a stripper who sings.
thems some strange boobies...are breasts supposed to stick out of your sides like that...hmmm..too bad she thinks she looks good, man is she delusional...
idiot
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She is so fucking full of herself. THREE pictures? Good Lord.
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If those pics were an accurate representation of her body - I'd say WOW!!!!!!
Good job. I especially like the stomach work.
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She looks like Amy Fisher in all of them.
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I have a big fat soft spot for Mooriah, but I still love to make fun of her. She is definitely talented and I fucking LOVE her Christmas album.
Her hubby was on some morning show and I have to say he was very charming.
you aimed too high, she shouldn't buy adobe stock, better to get some microsoft ones, because that shit was made with microsoft paint on a windows 3.0 computer
she has got to be the most delusional idiot on the planet
Submitted by stake_spike on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 4:25pm.
She seems like the kind of chick that needs a kid in her life to make her complete.
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I dont think her ego could handle it...Someone in her life more important than herself? That would be grounds for another breakdown.
Submitted by chica robotica on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 3:59pm.
this isn't photoshop. this is illustrator and they just drew her a new body
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Haha...Mimi has an okay body, but this is soooo absurdly not hers.
She is one delusional bee-OCH. First off, wearing an oversized wifebeater is pure white trash. Second, having seen "Glitter", I can tell you she doesn't have the ability to portray any emotions. Third, the only reason she posed like that is to show off her fake porn star sized, bolt-on turbo titties. I guess this what she thinks is "SEX-HAY"...
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I don't know why but I feel sorry for Mimi. She's had it rough, what with the creepy first marriage and mental breakdown. I can't wait till Mimi has kids. I hope it's a girl. I can only imagine what kind of mum she'll be, wearing her daughter's clothes and playing with her Barbies and stuffed unicorns. I don't think she'll be a bad mum (because she has the mentality of a 12 y/o), unlike some women (like say Posh who would probably compete with her daughter and give her clothes that she can't touch). Maybe then she'll finally be happy. She seems like the kind of chick that needs a kid in her life to make her complete.
Thats not photoshop, thats full on CGI! Nothing in that picture is real, it probably took longer to render than Wall-e!
'Scuse me...gotta go start my motorboat.
I love the way they just gave up and sliced right into her thigh on the middle pic. Close enough.
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
She should have just called it:
Boobies, Boobies, Boobies and an Auto Tuner.
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Those things are retitulouos.
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whoever photoshopped mimi's pictures should've made sure to photoshop those wayward tits...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Is PhotoShop® strong enough to get rid of her sixhead?
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Submitted by PeachPie on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 4:04pm.
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Thx, Peachy! You got the best pie. *blushes* hehehehe. Ima dirty bird.
That ridiculous pix wins the Photo Shop Lifetime Achievement Award.
That's what she SEES in the mirror.
What she really looks like is a stuffed blood sausage with heels.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 3:57pm.
Her boobs look like they are trying to make a break for it - only in opposite directions.
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She needs the jumbo Kush during the day even.
Lol@ Freebird. You always come up with the best lines.
Every mofo in the entertainment industry (Models, I'm talking to you too!) is photoshopped! Fake bitches!
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 4:01pm.
Her boobs have more emotion and expressions than either her songs or her face.
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BWAHAHAH! That is TOTALLY true!
Kelly Clarkson thinks Mimi's gone overboard with Photoshop.
What I want to know is why don't the Photoshop people make her look less like the Cowardly Lion?
Look, I understand the whole "flaunt it if you got it" schmegma and the stupid "50 is the new 40 and 40 is the new 30" crap.
So why is it I just can't stomach how she dresses like she's 18? And I can't. It just somehow reeks of desperation to me.
Am I just seeing this the wrong way?
Her boobs have more emotion and expressions than either her songs or her face.
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I'm bein' followed by a boob shadow.
Boob shadow, boob shadow
Leapin' and hoppin' on a boob shadow.
Boob shadow, boob shadow.
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this isn't photoshop. this is illustrator and they just drew her a new body.
The shadows look fucked up to me. The remind me this movie with Jack Black and the Goop... what is it called? Blind Love or something?. Either way, it looks like the Mariah on the front is thin, but her shadow reflect her fatness.
The third shadow is more hilarious than the rest, because it looks like she has Aretha Franklin's pendulous chichis ON HER HIPS.
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LOL at Freebird...hahahahahha
Her boobs look like they are trying to make a break for it - only in opposite directions.
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'Um. Her face is giving me the same emotion in all three pictures: "I have the farts."'
HAHAHAHA!!!! So true.
Her belly button could accomodate a beer can.
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I am quite adept at reading boob shadows, it's how I never get lost in the desert. Those pictures were taken 10am N/NE, 10:39 N, and 12:41N/NE. Standard time of course, my boobs never adjust for daylights savings.
I adore how her titties move in bullet-time.
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All her covers look the same. I can't tell the difference between this and her fist (typo but it stays) album.
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Loving the boob shadows. Seriously, tho - good photoshopping, whoever you are!