Thursday, June 25th 2009

Afternoon Crumbs


Robin Williams' penis is on the loose again - Towleroad

Paris Hilton wears a bikini in Dubai. Jail the skankwhoreslutbitch! - Egotastic!

Jon Gosselin gave this sweet ass up - Just Jared

Sienna Miller looking absolutely virginal and pure in white - Hollywood Tuna

Emilie de Ravin continues to be a brave woman - Popsugar

Posh and her downsized breasts surface in France - Lainey Gossip

Kate Moss is so demure (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

JLo's nipples GLOW. Sorry. - Cityrag

Remember that video of Zachary Quinto walking the streets with a giant steak? The mystery has been solved - ONTD

A turtle nibbling on a piece of wet lettuce - Crunk + Disorderly

Old timey sexy times: Jackie O and Marlon Brando got it on - Hollywood Rag

Posted by: Michael K


gucci's picture

yup marlon was hot.

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Katt's picture

That caterpillar is freaky...the size of that thing! Is this real life? I was thinking it was mechanical at first.
Marlon Brando was sexy back in his day. I'm sure he had a lot of women.
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gucci's picture

Marlon Brando slept with jackie-o. hay; i'm not surprised. Marlon slept with every women he came in contact with! shit he was the original man whore!

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Khensu Hetep's picture

Paris Hilton is, without a doubt, an ignorant and disrespectful scumbag.

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Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??

It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.

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itsjustme's picture

That bug is all kind of nasty. I think it's mechanical, tho. But if one was ever in my house, I'd just move.

angel_i's picture

Hey! There's a woman up there with a bug wearing a lime green, pink fringed vest. She thinks it might be an alien. Can you help identify?

Also can you also help me identify God's drug of choice for him to cause creatures like these (and more!) into existence in every corner of this world?

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angel_i's picture

IF you scroll the vids at the bottom there's Return of the Bolivia Bug....That one is cute:)

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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.

angel_i's picture

OMG that thing is straight-up UnHoly.

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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.

angel_i's picture

Holy SHIT! That thing is REAL!? Here I was consoling myself this whole time with the fact that it was some kinda robot. AAAAAAAAAACK! AAAAAACK! Damn do I hate bugs!

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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.

wow...who upload this video? It's amazing...I just give the link of it to my friends on***B l a c k W h i t e L o v i n g - c O m***_ (a black and white daing club)..they love it..

You are clearly "stressed out" from taking care of the kids like your defenders say, how do you find the time to be photographed in a bathing suit every damn week? What a modern woman. She can do it all.==============================Wanna dating hot babes and rich men? blackwhiteconnect.c0m.

letinstar's picture

russell simmons is really a disgusting looking man...
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Jayda's picture

that bug is so gross! I hope I never see one for real

Kelly Ann's picture

Well, they're not as big as that video makes it appear. And I drove over a few of them the other day and felt totally guilty about it. They're really dark brown around here.

But the video is terrifying. My ear bones vibrated I was so scared.

If they want a high grossing horror film, put this thing in it.

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ImpertinentVixen's picture

That furry bug thing needs the demons exorcised out of it, and then it needs to be shot with a big can of Raid.

*scrubbing the heebee jeebies off*

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Submitted by TITS on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 3:31pm.
Marlon Brando was sex on a stick when he was young. YOWSA!!
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Right there with ya Tits, Marlon Brando in Streetcar....OMG!!!!!

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Hekki's picture

It's a good thing I read about this scary caterpillar because now I know it's poisonous. I would have tried to pet it.

Like when Mr. Hekki and I saw the sea lions on the California coast and I wanted to go down to the beach and frolic with them. Mr. Hekki wouldn't let me and now I'm glad he didn't because they're probably very protective of their babies and they could probably kill you.

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Heymann adds: "Having twice consummated her relationship with Brando, Jackie showed no interest in pursuing him further."

HIT IT AND QUIT IT! Jackie knew how to play the game right!

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TITS's picture

Marlon Brando was sex on a stick when he was young. YOWSA!!

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chowgirl69's picture

And oh yeah, I want to drop-kick Parasite in the gut so fucking hard when she's posing like that...it's an almost physical ache...the desire to do her bodily harm.

BlueOrchid's picture

Ok, that bug needs to be burned, whatever the fuck it is.

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Submitted by lara on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 2:57pm.

ITA. Lainey gives me a damn headache. Especially when she unleashes her venom on Jennifer Aniston. Really immature.

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ricki lake's picture

Oh, poor, poor Kunt Gosselin. It is a sad day when you reveal to the world that even Elizabeth "Starts Halfway Up Her Back" Berkely has a better ass than you. Tsk tsk. Hide that shit, there be a brood of kiddies around! You know, the ones you gave birth to. Oh, don't play that way Kunt, you know who I'm talking about....uhhh, no? The twins? The sextuplets? Maddie? Colin? Joel? Anyone? Anyone? Oh Kunt, you're such a wonderful mother. You are clearly "stressed out" from taking care of the kids like your defenders say, how do you find the time to be photographed in a bathing suit every damn week? What a modern woman. She can do it all.

squiggles's picture

That shit better be mechanical. The hair along its "back" is too well-groomed!

Love that woman's ultra-serious tone: DON'T TOUCH IT. um, duh.

xerquina's picture

i like the mohawk on that bug.

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platypus's picture

If that wasn't poison, I would totally want one as a pet. ITSSOCUTEZOMGZ
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DreamyAguileraEyes's picture

The video description has this

"This is a caterpillar that Andrew found on the patio. When you touch it, it rolls up into a ball. He says it is a "Puss" caterpillar. God is astounding in the variety he put into creation."

I want one.

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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 3:06pm.
Submitted by Erika_Leigh28 on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 2:47pm.

WHAT THE FUCKITY IS THAT?!! ... WHAT IS IT!!!!!

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Submitted by Erika_Leigh28 on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 2:47pm.

WHAT THE FUCKITY IS THAT?!! That is mechanical right? I mean what did they discover a new species? Did a catepiller and a cat mate? Is this their offspring made possible by environmental pollution? WHAT IS IT!!!!!

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SpiceDong's picture

I think the Jackie O and Marlon Brandon thing is bullshit...just another sensationalist writer trying to make a quick buck with some fake "secret" from the past when no one involved in the alleged affair is alive to corroborate, defend themselves and/or deny. Hmmm maybe I should start my own book too and make up shit left and right.

I have seen caterpillars like that...cute but also lethal.

Too bad Dubai is a little more open...otherwise we could be treated to footage of Paris getting flogged in public (she'll think it is kinky) or stoned to death.

"Pon tu bicho en mi culo" - Ricky Martin to Eduardo Verastegui

chowgirl69's picture

So Kate Gosselin really did get her tits done too huh? And she looks like the Ingalls mentally-challenged older sister in that hat.

One-trick Pony's picture

What's with Gosselin's hats? Every day now, a new hat. She fuck up her possum 'do?

xerquina's picture

Submitted by lara on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 2:57pm.

i think it's for the sake of diversity. imagine if every website agreed with each other. it'd be fucking boring.

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annobanano's picture

Never thought I'd say this but, Well done Posh! The downsized rack fits her small frame much better.

Erika_Leigh28's picture

uggghh okay for anyonoe interested in that gross looking bug here's a site for u

http://scribalterror.blogs.com/scribal_terror/2008/09/bolivia-bug.html

but be warned if you think moths are nasty and make u want to vom like they do me then DONT GO

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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 2:48pm.

I was watching tv and some researchers were recounting an experiment in which a person was put in a room of actors. They would do something outrageous like show the color blue and ask, what color is this? All the actors would say, "orange" or something. Initially, the subject (the only non-actor) would respond with the correct answer -- blue. But after awhile, he would break and just start saying whatever everyone else said, though he knew the truth. I don't know what the conclusion to this experiment was -- that he wanted to fit in? That he deemed giving the right/wrong answer purposeless? I dunno. But your comment reminded me of that.

lara's picture

uhmm...that Lainey Gossip is sooooo useless. why do you link to her site??? Mk makes fun of celebs, but he is funny and he doesn't take himself too seriously. but Layney is such a stupid bi*ch. plus a brangeloonie...come on! enough!!!!

Provolone's picture

Some days i can see why guys brave the herp and enter paris....this is one of those days

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xerquina's picture

Zack Cunto's hipster cafe= gay bar.

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Submitted by Erika_Leigh28 on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 2:48pm.

Oh and TexnDoc:
Dubai is really open. You can walk the streets there with tank tops, shorts, mini skirts whatever u would where in the west. I've been there. Also prostitution is rampant. You can basically go in a club and have ur pick of russian whores. True that.
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Snarkley's picture

Paris Hilton should be arrested, detained, whatever for just bringing her personal brand of stank to another country. Please keep her!

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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 2:48pm.

I don't want to be confused with those people that get all pissy and angry when their fav indie thing goes "mainstream" I HATE people like that. I just hate when people compare her to EVERYBODY. Stop it, let people have thier style.

But I do agree with you that (some) people only say and do things so they appear "cool".

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MissJaneTexas's picture

So Rpattz needs a volunteer to help him shower at the end of the day???

I can do that, no problem. Just tell me where to sign up. *slurrrrp*

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Submitted by Salem13 on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 2:43pm.

I thought she dressed well enough and had a nice enough face. But all said and done, her (public) voice (because I refuse to believe she really spoke that way) was AWFUL and she belonged to the too skinny, if you're not prettier then just outdress them club. I can't tell if those people are worse than the current "I'm so beautiful I don't have to shower" celebs.

Raul Duke's picture

A turtle nibbling on a piece of wet lettuce **** Def Jam it up yur ass Russel.

ricki lake's picture

Kunt Gosselin in a bikini is truly horrifying. Why is it always the good people that get assassinated? Sigh.

KD's picture

Please tell me that is one of Jim Henson's muppets..

Erika_Leigh28's picture

sorry wear

Erika_Leigh28's picture

Oh and TexnDoc:
Dubai is really open. You can walk the streets there with tank tops, shorts, mini skirts whatever u would where in the west. I've been there. Also prostitution is rampant. You can basically go in a club and have ur pick of russian whores. True that.