Friday, June 26th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 25th!
"Miss, you're exactly what we're looking for!" said the casting associate at VH-1. - Raul Duke
Runners-up:
After Marilyn Manson swallowed her, Lady Gaga tried to climb back out. - mfarris70
Bristol Palin is still clueless on how to use a condom properly. - PhaQBitch
How to cover your emo screams when you live in your mom's basement. - freebird
VIA Evil Milk
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Dude, you gotta be bald to pull that Howie Mandel trick.
Marilyn Manson is currently holding open auditions for a new partner.
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I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!
TROJAN PHLEGMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And just like that, all the air went out of Avril Lavigne's head.
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Bottom-feeder.
Paris.... crotch critters... cock gobblin'...big pussy..herpes
A young Marilyn Manson learned that not even Listerine can conquer Condom Breath.
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Come sit on Uncle Loozer's Lap and tell me what's wrong...
you have to put the condom on the dinky first and THEN blow
Pete Wentz's missing condom resurfaces sixteen years later.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass." ~ Cordelia Chase
Product testing at the Tupperware Titty Factory
Army private Lucile shows off the many tricks shes learned while living in the barracks at fort head.
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*you've been far awaaaay. When I see your face my hearts burst into fire*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
I knew Marilyn Manson lied about cutting!
Putting a condom on using your mouth.
You're doing it wrong
Now we know why Marilyn Manson is such a dick.