Friday, June 26th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 25th!
"Miss, you're exactly what we're looking for!" said the casting associate at VH-1. - Raul Duke
Runners-up:
After Marilyn Manson swallowed her, Lady Gaga tried to climb back out. - mfarris70
Bristol Palin is still clueless on how to use a condom properly. - PhaQBitch
How to cover your emo screams when you live in your mom's basement. - freebird
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Damn, last time I eat a rump steak at one of Tommy Girl's BBQs.
Trying to correct past mistakes, Avril's father tries to get her into a condom.
Patiently, Marilyn Manson waited for Even Rachel Whore to tinkle on his balloon
* BEEEEELLLCCCHHHHH * Jesus, i dont remember eating that!
For your eyes only...a behind-the-scenes look at how Christina Aguilera gets ready for a night out on the town.
Burger King's advertising campaign for sluts is still going strong with this new low calorie sub for the anorexic hos.
All kinds of weird shit has come out of Marilyn Manson's mouth in the past, but this is the first time the worlds just automatically formed a shit bubble.
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If you're gonna be stupid, ya got to be tough.
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The Octomom was kind enough to donate her placenta to malnourished goths.
Trojan Whorez.
NoAnjellykins xxxxxxxxxx
You should see what's coming out of my ass!
Condumb
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
She's such a cocksucking slut, she burps up used condoms.
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Unfortunately, sheepskin doesn't count in the Bubbalicious competion.
How emo kids cry out for help.
Rachel Rabinowitzensteinberg celebrates her
Goth-Mitvah......
Marilyn Manson mates with Miley Cyrus and produces love child Scary Virus.
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Condom Face
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Submitted by loozer on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 2:30pm.
It is starting to work! The Gay Demon is coming out of him!
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Rogue had a few other mutant powers that for ratings purposes didn't make it into the X-Men films.
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"Are you sure I can't get pregnant this way?"
"How dare you insinuate I had sex with--BURRRP!"
Marilyn Manson's eggs are hatching!
Basement Baby: the Jonas Brothers edition.
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They speak of my drinking, but never my thirst....
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After Marilyn Manson swallowed her, Lady Gaga tried to climb back out.
Mr. Green Balloon grins ear to ear in hopes that one day soon she will blow him like that.
So that's Jamie's secret for keeping Britter's mouth shut!
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Nature abhors a moron.-H.L. Mencken
It is starting to work! The Gay Demon is coming out of him!
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Come sit on Uncle Loozer's Lap and tell me what's wrong...
That Marilyn Manson is soooo full of hot air.
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Pull My Finger
After getting no answer in the Open post, EH is trying to get rid of her STD's herself.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Imagine the look on Vadge's face when Jesus said he just lost his condom! ....Oh wait....never mind!
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Nature abhors a moron.-H.L. Mencken
Cher "I have can fill this condom with my voice, I WILL outsing, sorry scream, Christina!"
Xtina - Light & Darkness. September '09
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
Despite the ribs, she feels no pleasure.
Oops, looks like someone has a case of truck-stop potty mouth.
" Miss, your exactly what were looking for!" said the casting associate at VH-1.
how many times do I need to tell you to read the instructions on that dental dam?...you need to suck it in, not blow it out, dumbass.
What Marilyn Manson does before he goes on stage...
"How do you fuck a fat chick? Flip through the folds and when you smell shit...go back one."
Dammit, I thought that bubble gum tasted funny!
Ashley Olsen's thought balloons were often empty.
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Bottom-feeder.
...and inside that condom is Joss Stone's next big hit.
The invisible man is trying to stage a comeback. First up is the required sex tape.
What the picture doesn't convey is that is actually a Hefty garbage bag in her mouth. This and much more tonight on America's Got Talent!
Performing oral sex on Paris Hilton requires a lot of preparation.
Wow, they finally found a way to contain all the hot air Marilyn Manson spews.
In a bizarre packaging mix-up, a condom was put in a pack of bubble gum. You should see the guy with Bubblicious on his peen.
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Come sit on Uncle Loozer's Lap and tell me what's wrong...
This bubble gum tastes funny, but the bubbles are fan-fucking-tastic!
You should see what she does with a latex glove
Sperm burps are the worst.
The Princess of Dorkness
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
Burger King introduces the Seven-Incher Lite.
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Bottom-feeder.
Ribbet for her pleasure
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"I've met Janeane Garofalo and she's a cunt"-Artie Lange