The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 25th!

marilyn manson practicing safe sex.

She's practicing for the Ebony and Ivory porn.

Hiccups during *hic* sex, really *hic* sucks *hic*

President of the Ashlee Simpson fan club.

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Asphyxiation Masturbation: you're doing it wrong.

Will someone please stop Lisa Rinna from getting more lip injections?

The latest drug craze...Over Dosing on Penis-cillin. One shot a day keeps the doctor away.

Marsha going goth was the least of their problems. Now they had to figure out whether it belonged to Greg, Peter or Bobby.

Asshole Simpson gasped entering the bathroom. Not only was Pete in her tub - he was using her bubblebath.

Puff Puff Pass

Pete Wentz demonstrates how he got Asslee pregnant.

Somebody take that from Emo bitch and put it over his/her head.

Bad news for the president of Tom Cruise's fan club: he still won't kiss you.

Personally I like the Persian Rug stapled to the wall in the background.

When TMZ got an exclusive shot of the last Duff sister, they realized why she was kept hidden away for so long.

Mark Sanford's wife tries to swallow his explanation.

Now that's an OOOO face. Or is it a POKER face?

Ella's party soon fell apart when her guests realized she played the leper colony version of suck and blow.

As soon as he saw Amy Wino naked he could feel his soul leaving his body!

The Grudge 4: Ho won't swallow

In these economic times you sometimes have to buy an offbrand colostomy bag.

Might as well have fun with the condom since you'll NEVER GET LAID!

Marilyn needs to back off of the silicone injections.

Yeah right, like he needs a Magnum.

Her definition of being "able to blow" isn't quite what the boys have in mind...

"Pfft. Amateur"
-Wonky McValtrex after seeing Misty's audition tape for "My New BFF III".

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Is this real life? Why is this happening to me? Is this gonna be forever?

When Octomom's uterus gave up on her, she managed to find a new way to carry her fetus.

Seeing their future of being blown by this chick, the green and blue balloons are happy!

That's a poster child for condoms if I've
ever seen one.

Wrong hole to smuggle a balloon of drugs.

Dental Dam of the Damned!

Gretchen suddenly realized that she spent too much time on this trick when the clock ticked from 4:19 to 4:20.

Looks like the Glory hole ministries were able to exorcise the evil emo spirit.

I KNEW swallowing watermelon seeds was bad!

Yep sonny, its tonsillitis. Take 2 Aspirin and cut yourself in the morning! NEXT!

Marilyn Manson should stick to cutting his face.

while trying to suck a dick paris's herpes exploded disinagrating the peen and spreading her herpes into her hair.

Jesus Christ, Mary and Joseph we're fucking Catholics, dammit.

Doody bubble: you're doing it wrong.

Make me a Poodle Emotard! NOW!

no matter how wide paris opened her mouth it just would fit.

Jesus Christ, Mary and Joseph we're fucking Catholics, dammit.

marilyn manson, age 13, blowing spit bubbles to get his mom's attention...

Manson made his prom date in high school show her oral skills before they left for the dance...

The bad news, sweetie, is there is no anal bleaching cream that will take care of that balloon knot. The good news is that if you wear that camouflage t-shirt all the time, no one will notice.

I told Mom not to hire Marilyn Manson as the entertainment for little Suzies birthday..

Tonight on Discovery Channel’s Time Warp: Tune in for the slow motion sneeze of Marilyn Manson.

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God, I hope whoever got that note doesn't know it was me who wrote it. I'd shit twice and die.

Katie Price's first headshot.

Dick Breath

Police reenactment of Perez Hilton after being punched in the back of the head by will.i.am.

Marilyn Manson's sister - Pepto Bismol.

Bristol Palin is still clueless on how to use a condom properly.