Friday, June 26th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 25th!
"Miss, you're exactly what we're looking for!" said the casting associate at VH-1. - Raul Duke
Runners-up:
After Marilyn Manson swallowed her, Lady Gaga tried to climb back out. - mfarris70
Bristol Palin is still clueless on how to use a condom properly. - PhaQBitch
How to cover your emo screams when you live in your mom's basement. - freebird
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keep your condomnation to yourself!
Cruella Deville is a dirty slut
Um, Avril, you're doing it wrong.
Marilyn Manson's last Christmas card
Ever since Jackie heard the kids at school were talking behind her back about her awful breath, she decided to take extra measures to make sure it wouldn't happen again.
WTF? Really, wtf is that?
Hollywood is really out of ideas. Full House the movie gets the green light and the only plot they could come up with is a grown up Michelle Tanner finding Uncle Jesse's stash of condoms.
THIS is what a cunt bubble looks like.
NASA's new bubble gum that doubles as an oxygen tank.
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
Angelina: The Early Years.
after the 159th time, Marilyn panics.
Proof that Marilyn Manson sucked as much then as he does now.
At the outset, we knew that a beerbong and blowjob contest would be interesting. But somehow, noone really saw this coming.
Marilyn Manson practicing his dick sucking skilz on a make believe dildo.
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"Gotta get my eye browns done.....dont I look hella angry?"
Occasionally when one "talks shit" they encounter a doo-doo bubble.
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Walmart? CHECK
3 Wolves Howling At The Moon shirt? CHECK!
Just waiting for the magic to happen... CHECK!!!
And the winner of Paris Hiltons my new BFF went to the one person who knew how to give a blow job with a condom. Cause she's all safe about being smart and stuff...
Wow. Amazing. Another balloon hippo.
You're the worst clown ever.
Doody bubble backfire.
Marilyn Manson's distraught act when being dumped by Evan Rachel Wood.
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Chicago area 5K race 2009: http://rallyforautism.com/
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
Marilyn Manson getting ready to nail his bag to the wall.
Week 10 in the American Idol house last season.
If I dressed like that, my soul would probably try to escape, too.
When Pete Wentz gets the hiccups.
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Michael K > www.winnersusedrugs.com > Perez
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Jennifer relives some memories with some of Brad's old mementos.
Paris Hilton auditions for Deep Throat Redux.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Guess where he put his retainer.
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God, I hope whoever got that note doesn't know it was me who wrote it. I'd shit twice and die.
Hohans new pornarina commercial:
Burp. Pop. Whizz. Splat.
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Tired of being mocked for her prune face pose, Mary-Kate decided to take action by stretching out her jaw.
Crapface is the new Crapface
sisco adler got drunk again,so he forgot where his balls are.
Wow, I guess Lady GaGa really is a fashion icon and trend setter.
Yeah, Marilyn Manson! Show that Evan Rachel bitch how a real man does 200K's worth of blow!
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 3:50pm.
Hey Jazzy!!!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥
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Hey freebird, how are you doing?
Marilyn Manson's BK Super Seven incher ad reaction video is really lame! But he had to prove to evan rachel wood that without her, he is not only cutting himself but also having ridiculous safe sex with food...
Hey Jazzy!!!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥
When he's finished, you remove the condom stupid.
How to cover your emo screams when you live in your mom's basement.
Fresh for summer 2009, Promise Rings are replaced by Maybe Condoms.
Not a caption just a thought - I think we need a scheduled Caption This Haiku day.
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A Mexican gyno? If you're putting together a mariachi band, yes go Mexican; down there, you want a Jew. Andy - Weeds
When cindy saw the ad for the BK Super Seven incher saying that it would "blow her mind away" that bitch got ready!!!
Sex Ed home assignments are not as fun as you might think.
In her defense, the only way Evan Rachel Wood could get Marilyn Manson to shut up about their breakup was to stick one of those "cocaine bags nailed to the wall" in his mouth.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 2:24pm.
" Miss, your exactly what were looking for!" said the casting associate at VH-1.
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Hahahaha!
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Growing Old is Getting Old
My Cylindrical Romance
Yep Cecil, blowing a sperm-bubble on your MySpace will certanly get you a girlfriend.
Marilyn Manson finally discovers that it hasn't been *rage* that he's been choking on all these years after all.
Meanwhile Trent Reznor is relieved to discover that it didn't fall off in some other part of his protégé's anatomy.
Prune!
"My rad hair matches my rad T but I still live with mom, who wouldn't pay my allowance unless I helped get ready for my annoying little brother's balloon party. I'll show them..."
Helium whores on the next Tyra.
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Man! Marilyn Manson will do anything to make himself look young and hip!
Fall Out Boy and Hillary Duff music will make you do dumb things.
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