Friday, June 26th 2009

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 25th!

"Miss, you're exactly what we're looking for!" said the casting associate at VH-1. - Raul Duke

Runners-up:

After Marilyn Manson swallowed her, Lady Gaga tried to climb back out. - mfarris70

Bristol Palin is still clueless on how to use a condom properly. - PhaQBitch

How to cover your emo screams when you live in your mom's basement. - freebird

VIA Evil Milk

Posted by: Michael K


she is so cool .Amazing...I seemed to see she had a personal account on the rich and success dating site www.sugarscupid.com with profile and blog when looking for dates and fun with hot girls there recently. The blog was updated very often. Lots of guys joined in her friend circle.

smokeybaconflavour's picture

Congrats to the winner and all the runner ups. Each one was equally funny and I LOL'ed for real to each one. You guys rule.

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Vermithrax's picture

"Bristol Palin is still clueless on how to use a condom properly." - PhaQBitch

That's the real winner right there :D

(grats @ all though :)

jazzfish_77's picture

Congrats to all!! All of them are really funny!

Yay! to freebird!

zomay's picture

Good job friends.

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NoAnjl's picture

Congrats to all winnahs!!!! They were all LOL!!!!

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Raul Duke's picture

Submitted by hot red cock on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 9:24am.
that's why your the king duke.....wink

Submitted by pizza on Fri, 06/26/2009 - 9:46am.
baha! Good job Mr. Duke!

Me love you long time! (wink)

pizza's picture

baha! Good job Mr. Duke!

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hot red cock's picture

that's why your the king duke.....wink

snowpiece's picture

freeeeeeeeeeeeeeee LMAO
congrats RD and all the winners!
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"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice

freebird's picture

WOOOOOHOOOOOO!!!! Congrats Raul Duke, mfarris70 & PhaQBitch!!

Thanks KD, C Word & DeeDee! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

RecessVillain's picture

Great job everyone, I couldn't come up with anything on this picture.

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God, I hope whoever got that note doesn't know it was me who wrote it. I'd shit twice and die.

Raul Duke's picture

I love you all! Muah!

The C word's picture

Congrats Raul!! :D

WTG mfarris70, PhaQBitch, and freebird (liked that one, fb)!

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Raul Duke's picture

I'm as happy as a little girl! I'd like to thank MK , the Academy and all the little people I stepped on to get here! Oh, and one more thing, FUCK YOU PEREZ!

Plecostomus's picture

Congrats, Raul Duke! This sure makes up for the robbery last time, eh?

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Bottom-feeder.

DeeDee's picture

Nice one Raul Duke! Congratulations mfarris70, PhaQBitch, and freebird ♥!

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KD's picture

Freebird, LOL, that was a good one! Congrats to you and the other winners! Ur all so funny!

DreamyAguileraEyes's picture

Congrats to the winners!

Xtina - Light & Darkness. September '09
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming

SteveOBoston's picture

Shawna Sand burps

Cerette's picture

Now these days, this is how you practice safe sex...

Marilyn Manson desperately tries to recreate the feeling of kissing Evan Rachel Wood.

Marilyn Manson tries desperately to recreate the feeling of kissing Even Rachel Wood.

NoAnjl's picture

You KNOW you're a redneck when you're full of hot air and you just HAVE to PROVE IT!

I knew Marilyn Manson was a blow hard but this is rediculous.

Court Court <3

Vern's picture

Shawna Sand: the dyslexic years!

Zorba-the-Geek's picture

Submitted by Newmoonrp on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 8:04pm.
The only way Evan Rachel Wood could get Marilyn Manson to shut up about their breakup was to stick one of those "cocaine bags nailed to the wall" in his mouth.

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It's not cool to steal Newmoon. Well maybe SOME things, but "Caption This" is sacred!!

She's just being Miley.

Vern's picture

Baddy Raite, Bonnie's evil sister!

angel_i's picture

Sure - you're girlfriend's blonde and she's got big boobies and she wears short skirts and she's happy and cute all the time but can she do this?

♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.

Vern's picture

This is some BENJAMIN BLOWHARD SHIT!

Vern's picture

The Kink of Pop!

Vern's picture

Strap Ons UR doin it wrong!

Vern's picture

Lisa Kudrow's audition tape for "Friends"

starsinthetwilight's picture

It looks like it's time once again for Tara Reid's monthly demonic episode.

Melinda's picture

With a mouth that big, this guy's future is in porn.

City Barbie's picture

Poor Ashley. It looks she's going to feel the effects from all her mother's mouth washings with soap for a long long time.

Chocofrog's picture

It's like giving grapes to an Olsen!

City Barbie's picture

The snickering peanut M&Ms thought they were just watching parlor tricks until, to their horror, they realized they were next.

Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??

It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.

such as ^-^ http://SugarDaddyChat.com/ ^-^

it's the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man!

City Barbie's picture

Denial is: Coming home early from the theater to find your daughter and her boyfriend hastily adjusting their clothes. Your daughter swears that the zeppelin-like object protruding from her mouth is some new extreme bubble gum.....and you believe her.

somanema's picture

Auditions for 'The Dark Crystal II' are not off to a good start.

lachica's picture

Michael K. rehearses for his wedding night with Mah Boo.

starcasm.net's picture

Trojan hoarse.

INSER PENIS HERE -------->

AXE's picture

Exhibit A in the class action suit against Burger King.

WipeOutPutOutGetOut's picture

Mistakenly hired as a clown, Mary Kate Olsen shows just how much hot air she's full of...

A cum bubble burp that can only be rivaled by Tommygirl after a good saturday night.

The only way Evan Rachel Wood could get Marilyn Manson to shut up about their breakup was to stick one of those "cocaine bags nailed to the wall" in his mouth.

WTFOMGLOL's picture

Just another Saturday nite Dicktionary game
in Louisville, KY.