Simon Cowell's Fur Pies Could Be Worth Hundreds Of Millions Of Dollars
Simon Cowell is about to trump Oprah as the highest paid pussycat on TV. Last year, Oprah reportedly made a total of $275 million. If a new deal goes through, Simon's nipples will soon be squirting gold leche.
The New York Post says that Simon is in talks with British billionaire Sir Philip Green to start a new production company that will create TV shows in the UK and the US. On top of that, Simon's contract with American Idol is up for re-negotiation and you know he's going to milk those hos dry. A source said that Simon's new contract with Idol will "make him the best-paid star of TV."
There's no way Oprah is going to sit on her diamond-studded throne and just let this happen. Don't be surprised if you see Gayle King on the ho stroll selling ass in a spandex mini-skirt and leather pasties. Homegirl is going to have to contribute to the family fortune!
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He needs to give Paula Abdul her own show. LOVED that batshit meltdown that was her reality show. She needs a Tyra-esque talk show, where she goes zero to 60 in 3 seconds going from perkily chatting up a guest to screaming through mascara puddles. TV gold.
you too can be a millionaire for recreating the same shit over and over and over...and over! this is better than the pyramid scheme.
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I wish they would get rid of randy, he brings absolutely nothing to the show.
I wanna see some names, steven tyler, james hetfield....people with personality!!!
If Simon leaves, ill be officially over AI!
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*you've been far awaaaay. When I see your face my hearts burst into fire*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
Put the tight black t-shirt back on pleazze.
MK must be craving bear today.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1r2bLT8cSKo/SKWVBaAxIaI/AAAAAAAAAhY/Z88L3nSnMB...
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It looks like an Alien is staring back at me in all his hairyness...
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
kinda sexy
AH, MK. First you post a picture of the other fur ball, now Simon Cowell?. Ah, man!.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
I was going to be first, Raul Duke, but I was so mesmerized by Cowell's hairy funbags.
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Bottom-feeder.
I'm sorry that was lame.
1st bitches!