Morning Wood

Why is Katie Holmes hugging Tasty Oreo? (that's what my husband and I call him anyway) Is she some kind of dancer now?

Katy Perry must have made the pizza delivery guy happy.
Katy Perry covers Your Love (The Outfield)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CUzpDa67Ro

Original version before Perry fucked with it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRGA2Y1yAbw
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Submitted by magdalene on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 1:46pm.
Perry's like the female John Mayer. LOOK AT ME!!!
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Exactly. What I find funny is that scripted girl on girl action is usually a last-ditch effort to be interesting (like Britney and Madonna at the VMA's, Mischa Barton and whoever on the O.C., Jen Aniston and Winona Ryder on Friends) but Katy Perry began her career with it.

I guess when you're at 14:50 of your fifteen minutes, you start taking pictures in bathtubs with pizzas. Must... stay... relevant....

I would probably eat pizza in the bathtub, honestly, but why the fuck did she take a picture?
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love

http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE

Katy Perry must be damn desperate for a little attention.

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Skanky whores always think that looking sexy means looking like you're getting double-penetrated. -Michael K

I cannot stand Katie Price. No, Katie, loads of people would NOT file for divorce and then take off for a week and leave their kids behind. Dumb slut.

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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK

Perry's like the female John Mayer. LOOK AT ME!!!

there's only one person whose fug face bugs me more than she does... that Progressive Insurance shrew. I'd bet my savings account those two dumb whores share a gene pool.

I cannot lie. I looooooooooves me some Entertainer! He can nibble on my piggies anytime he wants. I was hoping he'd get a show. I mean,they can give Daisy Duck and Megan the ho a show.... someone who actually IS entertaining deserved a shot.

"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."

Event Horizon, Is this the song?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eov1HpN7f_Y

Couldn't find the original but it's kinda funny that it's a Beavis and Butthead clip.

Yeaaa! I like Entertainer! I don't know why, he should bug me as much as any of those VH1 hoes. Surpringly, I actually can stand alot of them over, say the Real World or those MTV challenges. Except Megan. I hope she dies in a fire or gets mauled by rabid, mentally retarded chihuahuas.

"Tell them the bug violated you sexually, and you want out" --my friend's advice to breaking my lease

Enough with these NJ hookers, I mean housewives. That "US Weekly" photo looks like they shot each one (oh, if only literally) separately and then pasted them together (much like Dina's and Danielle's plastic surgery). It's animal farm with a low IQ ape, a delusional pig, and a hooker horse on the cover. They couldn't squeeze that smug elephant Caroline in there or that other one no one cares about.

Okay, we all enjoyed this nonsense but enough. If were not careful, these folks will overstay their welcome and we'll be very, very sorry. Remember Speidi? Of course you do because they won't go away.

What friendship? Danielle and Jacqueline only became friends because of the show. Bravo had Danielle bring that book (unless she had one of her daughters smuggle it in, and that's an action that isn't beneath her). Why would Orko from "Planet of the Apes" invite a woman she can't stand to her restaurant-warming party? For the ratings.

Feds, do your job and lock em up!

Bjork You I know, they're awesome, can't wait till they are my parents in law, LOLOLOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice

Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 11:29am.
Katie Holmes is so never getting pregnant again.

STONEY ~ you got that right...unless Chris Klein shows up again.

I love The Entertainer's parents. His mama didn't take any crap from New York's evil tranny mama. I can't wait to hear "Frankieeeeee!!!!"

Cannot.stand.Jordan.
Since when is that piece of gutter-slag "Katie Price"? PLEASE. STFU you twat.

Wow I thought it was that asian kid from that Paris Hilton show.

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If you're so smart, why aren't you rich?

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 11:38am.

i do. i like all my food over-seasoned. :P

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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'

"Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 11:38am.

eating in the bathroom is one of the grossest things ever"

Tell that to Cady Heron, bitch! Some people have no other option!!! ;)

Am I the only one who thought it was a man in the bathtub, before they found out it was Katy Perry?

I think it's because in the picture her thighs look thin and her right arm is smooshed up against the side of the bathtub, making her arm a bit Popeyeish.

Also, that picture is obviously staged, because she would probably not eat a pizza in a bathtub but was going for that spontaneous "see, I'm a slob like you" or "I'm the media slut one day, The Hut the next."

Having said all that, though, and qualifying my statement with the caveat that I don't find her especially talented or entertaining, I think she's kind of cute in a slightly-older-woman kind of way. The sort whose apartment you'd go to, to get warped, even though you told your mom you were going to the library to study calculus and borrow the third season of CSI.

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eating in the bathroom is one of the grossest things ever, plus who puts salt and papper on pizza?
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"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice

Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 11:37am.

lol!!! i totally thought that was some random guy until i read your comment!!

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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'

OK dumplings.

I am going to work (I know.....stop that giggling) until open post is up.

OMG Ricki I love him so bad, LOL I wish I was a little ho bag slut face, right now I really do!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice

Katie Holmes is so never getting pregnant again.

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Hahaha Snowy you should audition! Just make sure to wear a torn, jizz-stained Iron Maiden tube top with a pleather mini-skirt and show up drunk, cursing, and incoherent and you're a shoe-in! Throwing a lot things and/or spitting on someone will ensure you make it to the final 2. Trust.

Anyone remember that old song that went...

.....I kissed a girl..lalalalalaaaa....
.....for the first time, I kissed a girl...lalalalalaaa
.....and ill do it again.

Who sings that?

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*you've been far awaaaay. When I see your face my hearts burst into fire*

*Dont think too much just bust that thick*

Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 11:23am.

Why the fuck is Katy Perry a celeb again?
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Cuz she kissed a girl and she liked it. Well, not really but she said she did.

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Submitted by ricki lake on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 11:22am.

Oops, I posted in the wrong thread. I have nothing left to say about this one except that The Entertainer is totally fucking hot. I would suck his toes any day. My roommate really wants to audition for this show, and if she gets on (she is a CRAZY-ass Latina pyscho bitch who just doesn't give a fuck, she's perfect), I will kill her. Truly.
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I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

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*you've been far awaaaay. When I see your face my hearts burst into fire*

*Dont think too much just bust that thick*

dramaqueen365247 on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 11:23am

She kissed a girl and liked it...

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

Ricki BITCH IMMA KILL YOU BOTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice

Why the fuck is Katy Perry a celeb again?
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."

Who is Frank? He is 30??? Yeah, right....

Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4

Katy Perry is an annoying asshole.

Carmen Electra is trying to be Cassie? Huh?

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[I've been thinkin' bout you]
And there ain't no doubt about it, I'm in love
[The way I feel about you]
There just ain't no doubt about it, I'm in love
-Evelyn "Champagne" King

Oops, I posted in the wrong thread. I have nothing left to say about this one except that The Entertainer is totally fucking hot. I would suck his toes any day. My roommate really wants to audition for this show, and if she gets on (she is a CRAZY-ass Latina pyscho bitch who just doesn't give a fuck, she's perfect), I will kill her. Truly.

OMG OMG OMG I have to get cast on Entertainer of Love I just HAVE TO !
I love him soooooooooooooooooooooo
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice

Without looking at the VH1 Blog I'm gonna guess Bunion Licker is Quentin Tarantino LOL.

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Grandma Wrinkle was a precious Jersey angel sent from above. Her wizened presence and magnaminous mien will be missed by all who were blessed to meet on her during her short existence her on Earth. She will truly be missed. *Tear* :'(

Katy Perry is such a goddamn fucking manufactured cuntbag piece of shit. Srsly. I'm so sick of her dumb fucking haircut, the stupid shit she wears, and how she goes around all wide-eyed everywhere. Ugh, you ain't talented ho, so please step the fuck off. We all know you won't last through the end of this year, so have fun wearin' that blue Wal-Mart vest. Slag.

Justin Gaston is so damn hot. And he seems really stupid. Amazing. My perfect man, lol.

I'd eat Katy Perry then when I was done I'd finish that pizza.

Carmen Electra looks hella bad.

off-topic: is sugaroo around right now?

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Foxy Fox on the Run!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MDCbIhTa_w

Katie Perry needs to get over herself.

Praze Jeebus! Miley Cyrus' old piece got a new tattoo ***** I don't think The Last Psalm includes forgiveness for finger bangin' jailbait.

Is Carmen Electra harboring a baby friend? Or did she finally eat a sandwich?

Uh, Stock Broker, ummm, Willem Defoe? WILLEM DEFOE?!?!?

Submitted by Stock Broker on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 11:01am.
Anybody else fed up with Katy Perry????

*raises hand*

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Submitted by Stock Broker on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 11:01am.

Anybody else fed up with Katy Perry????
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ME! I was just tryna find a way to express my sheer disgust with that girl. You know - and she's got lots of things I COULD like about her but I just HATE industry puppets. She's a puppet. I hate her.

♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.

The next famewhore should be posing with a pot roast.

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Bottom-feeder.

Tommy Girl, show tunes, I get jokes.

Katie Price is angry ******** Who give's a fuck?

Both pies came with extra cheese.