.....The Fuck?

This video of a gay exorcism of a 16-year-old boy has been making the rounds for a couple of weeks, but I saw it for the first time yesterday on the news. It's all sorts of fucked up. The Manifested Glory Ministries Church of Bridgeport, Connecticut posted the 20-minute long video on YouTube, but quickly yanked it off after it created a ton of controversy (go fucking figure).

In the video, the kid is seen writhing on the floor as the pastor summons the "gay demon" out of him by shouting shit like, “Rip it from his throat! Come on, you homosexual demon! You homosexual spirit, we call you out right now! Loose your grip, Lucifer! Come out of his belly...It's in the belly - push.”

It's kind of ironic that bitches have shouted the same shit at me during homosexual exercises.

Do these crazies really think they are going to get the "gay demon" out by shouting that dark-sided stuff at it? Stupid fucks! They have to tell it that it looks hot in skinny jeans. They have to bring it the AbFab box set. Woo it a little. But seriously....

They need to leave that kid alone and try to drive the gayness out of my body instead! Come at me, bitches! We'd be there for days, weeks, months, years. Trust me, it's not going anywhere. They would probably drop dead from exhaustion or hunger while I just sit there shaking my head while saying, "Nope." Saying shit like "Rip it from his throat," will only make me crave ze cock even more. They'd probably throw up their arms and finally say, "Fuckit. Let's go get Sex on the Beaches at the local gay bar." That is a battle they will lose.

Source: LA Times (Thanks Kevin)