.....The Fuck?
This video of a gay exorcism of a 16-year-old boy has been making the rounds for a couple of weeks, but I saw it for the first time yesterday on the news. It's all sorts of fucked up. The Manifested Glory Ministries Church of Bridgeport, Connecticut posted the 20-minute long video on YouTube, but quickly yanked it off after it created a ton of controversy (go fucking figure).
In the video, the kid is seen writhing on the floor as the pastor summons the "gay demon" out of him by shouting shit like, “Rip it from his throat! Come on, you homosexual demon! You homosexual spirit, we call you out right now! Loose your grip, Lucifer! Come out of his belly...It's in the belly - push.”
It's kind of ironic that bitches have shouted the same shit at me during homosexual exercises.
Do these crazies really think they are going to get the "gay demon" out by shouting that dark-sided stuff at it? Stupid fucks! They have to tell it that it looks hot in skinny jeans. They have to bring it the AbFab box set. Woo it a little. But seriously....
They need to leave that kid alone and try to drive the gayness out of my body instead! Come at me, bitches! We'd be there for days, weeks, months, years. Trust me, it's not going anywhere. They would probably drop dead from exhaustion or hunger while I just sit there shaking my head while saying, "Nope." Saying shit like "Rip it from his throat," will only make me crave ze cock even more. They'd probably throw up their arms and finally say, "Fuckit. Let's go get Sex on the Beaches at the local gay bar." That is a battle they will lose.
Source: LA Times (Thanks Kevin)
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 11:05am.
Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 11:01am.
wasn't Jesus frenched by Judas? and also he loved hookers! come on, if that isn't sexual liberalism i don't know what is.
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LOL! We should start a religion together;p
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oooh i've always had the need to be worshiped.XD
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BorgQueen, I totally agree with you when you say Jesus would not be hanging out with those so called Christians. I mean "back in the day" his friends were prostitutes, the poor, and lepers...
I'm sure he'll be in Dlisted too.
Has anyone of you my dlisted fellows seen "Hamlet 2" the movie???
The song Rock me Sexy Jesus, is what i've always thought of Jesus.
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Is this real life?
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 11:09am.
Melmez, pray on! Or meditate on! Religion, to me at least, is irrelevant to your right to exercise your SPIRITUALITY. And there are tons of prayers out there, including Christian prayers, that aren't twisted with hate. (((hugs)))
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Thank you Pearl_Necklace, I am borderline atheist now, but you are so right.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 11:12am.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 11:12am.
Thank you. :-)
Ah, I see WTFOMGLOL.
Carry on folks.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
angel_i on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 11:11am
*adds to donations for hotel accommodations & room service*
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by DonkeyPunched on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 11:09am.
Thank you!
I am Catholic, but I am no Hypocrite.
I don't know what God this assholes are prayiing to, but I'm pretty sure is not the same as Mine.
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That's scary, the way you typed that.
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Bridgeport is the dingleberry on the butthole of
Connecticut. Used to be a nice respectable
town many years ago ... but not any more.
This comes as no great shock
that this happened there.
Submitted by DonkeyPunched on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 11:05am.
Submitted by ricki lake on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 11:04am.
We seriously need a room. No joke.
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Yeah. I'm about ready to pay for it, myself.
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 11:06am.
Submitted by BorgQueen on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 11:02am.
I think love is love and isnt that what GOD is about. ok am stepping down off my soap box. I am gay and it took me along time to come out and be comfortable.
Thank you!
I am Catholic, but I am no Hypocrite.
I don't know what God this assholes are prayiing to, but I'm pretty sure is not the same as Mine.
My God is all about love and forgiveness, and I'm pretty sure He/She has things more importants to worry about than what gender I'm attracted to.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
BRAVO!!!!
Melmez, pray on! Or meditate on! Religion, to me at least, is irrelevant to your right to exercise your SPIRITUALITY. And there are tons of prayers out there, including Christian prayers, that aren't twisted with hate. (((hugs)))
Submitted by BorgQueen on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 11:02am.
I think love is love and isnt that what GOD is about. ok am stepping down off my soap box. I am gay and it took me along time to come out and be comfortable.
Thank you!
I am Catholic, but I am no Hypocrite.
I don't know what God this assholes are prayiing to, but I'm pretty sure is not the same as Mine.
My God is all about love and forgiveness, and I'm pretty sure He/She has things more importants to worry about than what gender I'm attracted to.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
that is one of the most disgusting, abusive things i've ever seen.
i hope that kid grows up, move the hell away from these f-ed up people, and really sticks it them all by living a good, productive life the way he wants to live it.
sickos.
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They are not trying to stone the boy. Certain faction so the Christian faith believe that homosexuality is a demon rather than someone choosing it, but it something they cannot help. I straddle the fence with that as I have my own beliefs about it.
But before people want to come at this chruch, they should think about the fact that they only want to "help" a boy who has probably been a long time in the congregation and who they want to try and save.
I'm just saying.
Now whether the boy is just amusing them or not I can't say. But I do believe in supernatural stuff and I do believe i excorcism so I don't know.
Wait, this happened in CONNECTICUT!?
No offense, but this is some deep souf shit right here.
Do they think it really worked? Has anyone seen this kid since?
Next time any kind of "religious" thread turns up, remember this and then try to tell me what's what.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 11:01am.
wasn't Jesus frenched by Judas? and also he loved hookers! come on, if that isn't sexual liberalism i don't know what is.
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LOL! We should start a religion together;p
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
I was baptized, did my first comunion, went to catholic school all my life, catholic college and always got in trouble for defying what the bible said.
Homosexuality is not a fucking sin and Christians have totally ruined my "relationship with Jesus" as they call it. I used to be a believer and all their hatred and pettyness and bible thumping (It's just a book for fuck's sake) just ruined it for me. I miss it, I miss praying which was so soothing when times were hard, I miss thinking that If I am good I will be rewarded.
I will never forget what I read once that completely turned me against the religion I was raised to practice.
"YOU KNOW YOUR GOD IS MAN-MADE WHEN IT HATES THE SAME PEOPLE YOU DO"
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Submitted by ricki lake on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 10:55am.
What about anticlergy sex? I can get on board for that."
Hotness. I'm getting my Chippendales-esque clerical collar, sacramental oils and crucifix ready now...
PEARL NECKLACE - Ur so rite. The bible beating Christians of today would never accept Jesus. Jesus hung out and blessed the undesirables (Lepers of his time). He would never say leprosy was a punishment for the way they lived their lives, just as many christians say about AIDS. I am raised Catholic but have a problems with all the pedophiles priests that are allowed to constantly get away with the worst crime imaginable.
I think love is love and isnt that what GOD is about. ok am stepping down off my soap box. I am gay and it took me along time to come out and be comfortable.
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What really bothers me is the amount of acting that has to go on for this shit. You think God doesn't know what's TRULY in your heart? Guess again. S/He sees RIGHT past all your denials and delusions.
There's more acting in this than on Reality TV.
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wasn't Jesus frenched by Judas? and also he loved hookers! come on, if that isn't sexual liberalism i don't know what is.
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I truly belive Christianity is the second worst thing that's happened to blacks in America.
Submitted by ricki lake on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 10:55am.
What about anticlergy sex? I can get on board for that.
Sad as it is shit doesn't even surprise me. In high school, a very good friend of mine was sent to a Baptist 'straight camp' by his mom to 'cure' him of being gay. No exorcisms or anything like that, they just shamed and scared the hell outta the boys, did a couple prayers, and pronounced them cured of the gayness. Yeah, THAT worked.
edit: Who would open themselves up for being alienated, made fun of, or beat up over their sexual orientation if it's simply a CHOICE they un-choose anytime they want? They wouldn't, it's who they are. That's what these idiots don't understand.
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Sorry Donkey, no can do. Atheist sex or sacreligious sex is the only way I play. Agnosticism is so middle-of-the-road for me. :(
Disgusting. I'll never understand people like this.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 10:39am.
Submitted by loozer on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 10:36am.
NoAnjl my dear, I completely agree with you. I believe in a loving, forgiving God too.
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So do I. God forgives us anything and loves us no matter what.
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Even that (and I'm not Christian, mind)...but those are human emotions. I don't think God has to forgive just becuz S/He gets it! There's nothing to forgive - we're made flawed. I just don't think God is all that surprised by our mistakes...or worried...or anything like that. It's GOD!...so beyond all that...
Not to diss you or anything - it was just a jumping point....
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Submitted by death2douches on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 10:49am.
MK, you need to contact Saint Angie about this
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what a great idea! a little puke from the twim messiahs will rid us all of any eveeeeeel we might have in us.
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You guys gotta see this movie called The Man from Earth. I can't tell you much about it without spoiling it. It's a simple, talking movie...but there is a moment where they are talking to Christ. Poor hapless Christ who learned some things about life and wanted to share. And he had a knack for drawing people to him who would listen...and the next thing he knew all hell broke loose. He really didn't mean for that to happen. It's why I really don't mind it at all when people ignore or gloss over a great many of ideas. If anything were to take and then get turned into that crazy shit I'd be pissed. I ain't no God, I am ALL human - I would get PISSED. OFF! Jesus din't - but he was kinda sad about it.
Anyway - check that movie, it's awesome.
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
But i bet over half of christians are against homosexuality cause they think it's in the bible....I don't care if it is, it was man written mostly . what was not written by man supposedly, is in red. Or inspired by god I mean. I don't care about what the men wrote as much cause I believe that a lot of that might be junk.
Farrah - Koko. Will explain more in OP
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MK, you need to contact Saint Angie about this. Don't even lie and say she's not in your cell phone, because we all know she is. She needs to swoop in, pull some Tomb Raider shit on these sick fucks, and then adopt this poor boy and help him celebrate his gayness. For srs. Because you know either Maddox or Knox is going to grow up and like the peen, and Angie will cheer them on.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass." ~ Cordelia Chase
There are some christians that aren't like this, but these are the ones you see on tv.
And makes me wonder how they'd treat a sandle-wearing, long-haired, unshaven, Jew with a bunch of shiftless dudes following him around who quit their jobs to trail him all over the map advocating for the poor and protecting "loose" women from stonings.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 10:44am.
Farrah - although I am completely exhausted from the new puppeh
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sho looks so worth it! did you picked a name already?
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Didn't Culture Club have a song for this? Oh yeah... "The Church of the Poison Mind."
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by ricki lake on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 10:43am.
Um...I still some of Catholic left in me, a lot actually. Can we have agnostic sex?
OK, maybe this church doesn't think they choose it, they think the devil is inside. Which i think is even worse than saying they chose it .
They should have rubbed some vajayjay juice on him....the devil would have flew right out of him in no time flat!
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*you've been far awaaaay. When I see your face my hearts burst into fire*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
Riding dicks is hard work.
Farrah - although I am completely exhausted from the new puppeh, my eye is even twitching due to lack of sleep, I am making sure today, is a good day. LOL
Haven't these ijits seen The Exorsist?
"Let Jesus Fuck you!"
Omg Donkey, let's have gay sex in TEH NAYME UV ETH LOURD! Jesus loves sodomy. He told me while we was going down on me after he pumped my gas last night.
These bigots needs to have the STUPID IGNORANT demons driven out of them.
This kid needs a good lawyer to sue the holy shit out of these fools.
And that right there my friends is because I hate Hypocritical assholes.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Farrah Fawcett has been given last rites according to NBC news.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 10:35am.
xerquina seriously! that was no fun!?!?!? where was the pea soup vomit and why did his head not spin around?
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What the hell? Ignorant shitheads, dont they know Lucifer is bisexual, metrosexual, animal sexual and every type of sexual there is? Lucifer would fuck anything with an orifice!! tsk, tsk.
Dumb fucks.
I respect if a religion manages to bring the best out of a person -some just lack the stability and if their believe makes them stronger and a better person, than that's fine by me.
I don't need religion for myself, have never been baptised and have managed a decent life myself without a god.
But this kind of stuff abuses religion and is nothing but hostile towards human nature and should be forbidden.
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
Submitted by loozer on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 10:36am.
NoAnjl my dear, I completely agree with you. I believe in a loving, forgiving God too.
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So do I. God forgives us anything and loves us no matter what.
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 10:34am.
I don't even want to watch the clip.
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i'm with you, tho i'm glad you're having a great day, i'm already having a shitty one. Plus, i have no time for hate.
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