.....The Fuck?
This video of a gay exorcism of a 16-year-old boy has been making the rounds for a couple of weeks, but I saw it for the first time yesterday on the news. It's all sorts of fucked up. The Manifested Glory Ministries Church of Bridgeport, Connecticut posted the 20-minute long video on YouTube, but quickly yanked it off after it created a ton of controversy (go fucking figure).
In the video, the kid is seen writhing on the floor as the pastor summons the "gay demon" out of him by shouting shit like, “Rip it from his throat! Come on, you homosexual demon! You homosexual spirit, we call you out right now! Loose your grip, Lucifer! Come out of his belly...It's in the belly - push.”
It's kind of ironic that bitches have shouted the same shit at me during homosexual exercises.
Do these crazies really think they are going to get the "gay demon" out by shouting that dark-sided stuff at it? Stupid fucks! They have to tell it that it looks hot in skinny jeans. They have to bring it the AbFab box set. Woo it a little. But seriously....
They need to leave that kid alone and try to drive the gayness out of my body instead! Come at me, bitches! We'd be there for days, weeks, months, years. Trust me, it's not going anywhere. They would probably drop dead from exhaustion or hunger while I just sit there shaking my head while saying, "Nope." Saying shit like "Rip it from his throat," will only make me crave ze cock even more. They'd probably throw up their arms and finally say, "Fuckit. Let's go get Sex on the Beaches at the local gay bar." That is a battle they will lose.
Source: LA Times (Thanks Kevin)
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Submitted by dannysgrl on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 12:43pm.
SEE YOU IN HELL !!! :)
ignorant cunt.
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Submitted by dannysgrl on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 12:43pm.
This post is not for real is it?
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
"Submitted by dannysgrl on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 12:43pm.
Homosexuality is nothing more than an addiction like heroin or alcohol. It can be cured, it is a mental illness and many have come out of it, stronger and better humans.
There is hope for you, MK and other homosexuals, but they would need to admit there's a problem first. Not look for fake Christians to pander to their obsessions with same gendered unnatural sex practices."
OK, first of all, being gay it's NOT an addiction. You are 100 percent wrong with that.
Now I haven't been to church in ages (long story) but from what I learned from the "good book" is that God made a path of all of us in hopes that we all find true love and happiness.
There's nothing wrong with being gay. And as a so-called Christian, you spewing words of hate is not very Christian-like at all. Does the mantra "Do onto others as you would have done on you" - or whatever that saying goes - mean anything to you? Keep that in mind.
Let me ask you this, if you loved someone with your entire heart, but were told that you couldn't marry that person because they were not "right for you," wouldn't you think that's wrong?
Think before your post. It's not that hard.
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Submitted by dannysgrl on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 12:43pm.
On behalf of my fellow catholic dlisters - go fuck yourself into a coma, dumbfuck.
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Homosexuality is nothing more than an addiction like heroin or alcohol. It can be cured, it is a mental illness and many have come out of it, stronger and better humans.
The hell? Are you serious? Go away!
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Why in bronzer on the nutsack hell is she naked, but he's fully clothed? Take all them panties off, Zac!
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Yea right. So when these preachers buy million dollar stadiums to preach to the masses, that is not big business? Once again your ego and stupidity are boundless.
Worry not. Nobody takes people like dannysgrl seriously in real life, except for equally deluded churchy individuals. Yawn. She could at least be interesting in her bigotry. This shit be cut and pasted from her handbook, yo.
aw shit. Dlisters the world over just took their razor blades out of their hair.
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Submitted by dannysgrl on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 12:43pm.
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WHy don't you just go off and meet YOUR maker.
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Bottom-feeder.
dannysgrl,
Fuck off. Go play with your fish. Better yet, go fuck yourself. Throwing around the "sin" word like you are best buds with Jesus. Your ego will keep you out of his kingdom.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 12:44pm.
Holy shit did I just read what I just read??? see below
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Holy shit summed it up nicely.
Holy shit did I just read what I just read??? see below
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Sometimes I just can't fathom how we are in the 21st century with this kind of ignorant behavior going on in full swing. Poor kid - how humiliating.
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Submitted by mike on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 11:52am.
What's it with people sniping at each other in here lately?
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Maybe it's the heat?? Or that some of us are stuck inside working at a desk while summer passes us outside ... at the beach ... god, now I'm going to start crying at work ....
On topic: Yeah. Before I even finished reading what M.K. had to say I was thinking the only place they'll be going is the BAR. Go on men's night & have the DJ put on Diana Ross's I'm Coming Out. That's the only way to get him.
This is disgusting. It really is. Let people be people. I fucking swear. This world is fucked.
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shut the smurf up and melmez:
Damn right!. That's one of their main tactics: guilt!!!. Free yourself from the oppressive system. hehe.
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I dunno, man. If you find out, let me know.
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Submitted by ricki lake on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 11:51am.
Oh no, I'm crying right now. Dlisted is my life!!! Let's all "fink" to the moderators, lol. So pathetic that you think I even care.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 11:53am.
Submitted by mike on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 11:52am.
What's it with people sniping at each other in here lately?
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The vodka?
Vodka actually makes me very happy.I think it's the summer heat.
Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 11:52am.
Those church people need to be exorcised of their ignorant, bigoted, douchebag demons. How come no one is on top of that?
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Because ignorant, bigoted, douchebag demons are always tops. Video case in point. :0(
Would you please chill the fuck out? I don't want to war with you. I'm about to take off anyway. I'm sure you DON'T care. *I* just thought it was funny. You remember the word funny, right? Nevermind.
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Wasn't able to see the video at work but, I googled the church website. I was praying with my entire African American being that they were not black (which was my first guess without seeing the video)...Lo and behold!! The two fat fucks who run the church popped up on my screen and I had to wipe off the chicken/fish grease. The site is pure hilarity.
Submitted by mike on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 11:52am.
What's it with people sniping at each other in here lately?
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The vodka?
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Back on topic. I read somrthing that was disturbing, that the separation of Church and State was not actually in the Constitution, but in the Bill of Rights. So...the religious wackjobs are sorta right when they say that American can be called a Christyian Nation.
Those church people need to be exorcised of their ignorant, bigoted, douchebag demons. How come no one is on top of that?
What's it with people sniping at each other in here lately?
I need a hug after watching that. A big homosexual hug with rainbows and unicorns. Cornify!
Oh no, I'm crying right now. Dlisted is my life!!! Let's all "fink" to the moderators, lol. So pathetic that you think I even care.
Submitted by Paquita on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 11:48am.
Submitted by jamie8780 on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 11:28am.
Hey Paquita, I saw Hamlet 2 and loved it also! I laughed and laughed and got Rock Me Sexy Jesus stuck in my head. :) Thanks for reminding me!
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This poor dude here sure feels like he's been raped in the face.
Buahahahahhahahaha
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Fucking psychos...
"Christians" will do anything and go as far as possible to deny, deny, deny.
Let the boy be: this IS abuse. Complete and absolute abuse.
Submitted by jamie8780 on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 11:28am.
Hey Paquita, I saw Hamlet 2 and loved it also! I laughed and laughed and got Rock Me Sexy Jesus stuck in my head. :) Thanks for reminding me!
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This poor dude here sure feels like he's been raped in the face.
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Rock me Sexy Jeeesus...
He died for our sins
You've got to believe us...
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Submitted by melmez on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 11:36am.
Submitted by rotten_egg on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 11:22am.
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Lol, dude you have no idea, like I just wrote that I am almost atheist and I was getting the sweats from catholic guilt. I dont believe anymore but everytime I try to look for another window I feel like I am cheating, weirdest shit!
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LOL, The Catholic Church has done its job if you feel GUILT!! Buahahahahaha
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
"Oh Stoney. So angry, so angry."
Pot, meet fucking kettle.
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i dont get why everything jesus this and jesus that...
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Submitted by rotten_egg on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 11:22am.
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Lol, dude you have no idea, like I just wrote that I am almost atheist and I was getting the sweats from catholic guilt. I dont believe anymore but everytime I try to look for another window I feel like I am cheating, weirdest shit!
Submitted by Gabriela on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 11:33am.
These people need to be charged with child abuse. That's what it is. I don't care what their intentions are, they are abusing this boy.
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Only if they are the parents. If these people are unrelated, my they could be charged with harassment or torture or something like that.
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*you've been far awaaaay. When I see your face my hearts burst into fire*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
These people need to be charged with child abuse. That's what it is. I don't care what their intentions are, they are abusing this boy.
--I don't give a Philistine's foreskin about your tribal god.
Hey Paquita, I saw Hamlet 2 and loved it also! I laughed and laughed and got Rock Me Sexy Jesus stuck in my head. :) Thanks for reminding me!
who told these people it was ok for them to come out in public and talk??
apparently they don't have the intelligence to put together logical and sensible thought.
window licking 'pray the gay away' fucks- go back to your basement, and don't come out until Jesus comes back.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 11:20am.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 11:12am.
Submitted by DonkeyPunched on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 11:09am.
Thank you!
I am Catholic, but I am no Hypocrite.
I don't know what God this assholes are praying to, but I'm pretty sure is not the same as Mine.
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That's scary, the way you typed that.
I typed that, why is it scary? because of all the typos? I don't think Jesus gives a crap about it either. :P
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I dunno - I just kinda heard Darth Vader saying that...;p OR, like, a cross between Darth Vader and Samuel L. Jackson.
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LOL, You gay demon, you!
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 11:13am
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It's a shithole city you don't want to be
driving around in at night with your
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Well, some people believe in a god, but have no particular god nor follow any organized religion. Just an overall friendly all-knowing all-seeing being. You could try that, sad part is, maybe you have trouble with it because you already have an "image" of a christian/catholic god. No?.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
I don't believe in God but I believe that you don't chooose to be gay but you can choose whether or not to be an ignorant person who masks their fear and lack of understanding with hatred and intolerance.
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 11:12am.
Submitted by DonkeyPunched on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 11:09am.
Thank you!
I am Catholic, but I am no Hypocrite.
I don't know what God this assholes are praying to, but I'm pretty sure is not the same as Mine.
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That's scary, the way you typed that.
I typed that, why is it scary? because of all the typos? I don't think Jesus gives a crap about it either. :P
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
When they're yelling 'push on the belly' I'd be yelling, 'lower, lower!'
This is some stupid shit, but there are stupid people everywhere.
God is L♥VE!!!! This is ridiculous. Hehee I said dick.
Submitted by Paquita on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 11:15am.
Has anyone of you my dlisted fellows seen "Hamlet 2" the movie???
The song Rock me Sexy Jesus, is what i've always thought of Jesus
I love love love love that Movie.
Agreed, Jesus is a ROCK STAR!
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!