Thursday, June 25th 2009
Dear Shia, I Co-Sign That
Mommy lover Shia LaDouche paid homage to Bob Dylan by wearing this t-shirt to LAX yesterday. While I plan to make my own using a Sharpie and a ratty Fruit of the Loom (SHUT UP!!) t-shirt, you will never see me wearing that shit to a damn airport! That's just asking for a rubber finger and a flashlight up your culo! On second thought......this is the only t-shirt I should wear to the airport. You gotta get it where you can!
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Dear Shia,
All You Need Is Love.
Best wishes,
Another Mother-loving Guy*
*and co-signed by me.
"Can't the media cover more important shit like Spaghetti Cat or STAINS. Seriously, what are they up to? CNN, get on that!" - MK 5/13/09
Gawd
He's tasty. I'd hit it for sure. As long as he doesn't smile cos that makes him look kind of goofy.
I just don't like him at all.
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Prostitution whore!!
Just say NO to skinny jeans, guys.
That boy fills my head with impure thoughts. I fear he's not going to age well though.... better get him while he's hot!
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A Mexican gyno? If you're putting together a mariachi band, yes go Mexican; down there, you want a Jew. Andy - Weeds
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 1:33pm.
Submitted by Haribo on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 1:31pm.
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 1:27pm.
Submitted by Juniperjump on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 1:25pm.
Might as well have a shit that says, 'LAX - go through my stuff.'
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Was it a shit caused by LAXatives?
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LMAO! shia doesn't look constipated to me.
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I think Juniperjump had the best typo ever!
Hilarious!
Oh and I love your avvie, Haribo. Gargamel 4-evah!11
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 1:33pm.
lol...no doubt! some typos have killing powers (my tummy hurts from laughing).
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'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Submitted by Haribo on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 1:31pm.
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 1:27pm.
Submitted by Juniperjump on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 1:25pm.
Might as well have a shit that says, 'LAX - go through my stuff.'
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Was it a shit caused by LAXatives?
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LMAO! shia doesn't look constipated to me.
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I think Juniperjump had the best typo ever!
i find this kid so repulsive and this type of stunt is just another look-at-me i am a bad ass" type of crap... attention whore...hope he enjoyed the prostate exam...I bet that is why his hand has not healed yet 'cause he keeps sticking his fingers up his culo every chance he gets. Douche BAG.
"Make someone happy. Learn to suck dick." - Me
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 1:27pm.
Submitted by Juniperjump on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 1:25pm.
Might as well have a shit that says, 'LAX - go through my stuff.'
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Was it a shit caused by LAXatives?
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LMAO! shia doesn't look constipated to me.
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'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Submitted by Juniperjump on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 1:25pm.
Might as well have a shit that says, 'LAX - go through my stuff.'
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Was it a shit caused by LAXatives?
Might as well have a shit that says, 'LAX - go through my stuff.'
@PattiCakes:
Chillax. Here, have a puff.
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Bottom-feeder.
*throws a stone at Patti cakes*
Now, wouldn't a bong hit have been nicer?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by PattiCakes on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 1:15pm.
your fucking stupid.
it's obviously not in reference to ANY part of actual stoning.
it's a famous fucking song.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
what a little jerk. does he realize what's going on in the world right now? Stonings in Iran, ringing any bells? I know it's a druggie think, but getting stoned means much more now. Throw a rock at his head and see how he likes it.
Submitted by latinoneedshischisme on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 12:39pm.
This kid doesn't give a fuck
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yep! he totally doesn't give two shits and i like that about him!
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'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
the guy is funny, seems smart, is a decent actor who has time to grow profesionally, enjoys what he does (sounds like it in his interviews). the t-shirt...um, i concur with its idea.
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'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
This kid doesn't give a fuck! Respect! he will lose the soccer moms from his fan base. Keep it up Ledouche!
I still think his kind of hot...but it bothers me that my brother kind of looks like him.... yeah not so hot anymore
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Is this real life?
skinny jeans are fine, but combine them with a crotch that's 4 inches too low and all of a sudden the guy looks like he's crapped his pants like some 3 year old making the switch to training pants. i see it all the time, not cool. makes me laugh.
I don't like skinny jeans either but this little fucker is growing on me, even with his gross mom comments. Frightening but true. :)
Submitted by ricki lake on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 11:31am.
Submitted by Black Girl on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 11:24am.
stick up for this fat cunt all you want. no sweat off my black tits. where else can i get called a stupid bitch because i don't like skinny jeans.
Oh honey, all that anger and you still don't even understand what I was saying. I don't give a shit what you or your "black tits" thing about anything. There truly is no hope for some people. Alas. Sorry 'bout ya.
Don't be sorry. Fat cunts will be fat cunts. As for my name, I chose something simple, that represents me, a black girl. Easy enough, right? And I can only assume that by your screen name, you are a meth-faced, overeating, fat bitch who peaked around 1988, but is desperately trying to hold on to any relevance by whoring herself out to anyone who will take notice. Alas. Go, Ricki! Go, Ricki!
I have never seen any of his movies. I know nothing about his acting skills. But at the moment, for some reason, he is starting to grow on me. Yes he is a goof off. But there seems to be a down to earth side to him. So far.....
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he's brave and a cutie and smart, but I'm glad the lyric is on the back!:) airport security is the worst.and has to be these days.
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 10:58am.
Submitted by Black Girl on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 10:37am.
Submitted by ricki lake on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 10:19am.
OK Grandmas. Go to any urban environment and you will see PLENTY of young men sagging skinny jeans. If you think it's ugly, fine, but this is not some bizarre hybrid style Shia made up. It's called "living in 2009." You should try it some time.
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please. that shit did not start in 2009. and please trust that more men in these "urban" neighborhoods that you speak of would much rather wear baggier jeans.
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Now I have to hate you cuz you're making me stick up for ricki but...this is the look. Maybe it's good you're called Black Girl cuz it's true - it's a look I see on White Boys....Black Boys I see are, alternately, still wearing baggies or seem to be all up in suburban chic. I live smack dab in the middle of a major urban centre.
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I first saw the return of skinny jeans in 2007, when the cute American of Mexican heritage library intern started wearing them.
In the 80's (yes, I'm quite OLD), GUESS made its fortune on the skinny jean...who remembers acid wash? Mah friends and I didn't do GUESS ~ we bought our converted blue-to-black skinny jeans at Aardvarks on Melrose. I think that was the name.
Sugaroo!!!
My friend rolls up his weed in his shirt sleeve to go through the airport, lol.
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Submitted by ricki lake on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 11:38am.
haahhaa! i might do it. maybe. just because i would be sosoooo pissed to loose it to security!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by Easy Rider on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 10:06am.
Made a note not to wear skinny jeans because the women on dlisted said so.
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If you're skinny you can wear them. Even if you're eleventy!
Bitchette, that's totally hot. I've never been able to convince one of my girlfriends to do that, even when one of them was trying to smuggle a ridiculously-full quarter in SPANDEX LEGGING-clad crotch into a concert. Yeah, she got patted down and her beautiful quarter did not make it. She was PISSED OFF, but I told her she had a built-in receptacle for it! She was loose as hell, so I'm sure it would have fit. I wouldn't put it up my ass though, I ain't that desperate.
Sugaroo!!!!
I just watched the thing on the Today Show with the fan and fuck if it didn't melt my anti-Shia heart a bit.
I hate the pants, too but would hate them on anybody. And I think the saggy ass part is half no ass and half that he's worn them for three days and hasn't washed them and they're all stretched out and shit.
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
Submitted by ricki lake on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 11:26am.
hahha! me too.
you prolly don't want to hear this because it involves girly parts.. but my friend was flying and wanted to bring weed with her. a quarter, so doesn't fit easily anywhere (normally i go with an eighth or less) so she stuck it up her yes yes hole!!! just to get through security tho. desperate ho!!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by Black Girl on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 11:24am.
stick up for this fat cunt all you want. no sweat off my black tits. where else can i get called a stupid bitch because i don't like skinny jeans.
Oh honey, all that anger and you still don't even understand what I was saying. I don't give a shit what you or your "black tits" thing about anything. There truly is no hope for some people. Alas. Sorry 'bout ya.
ah, I love Shia....even if he is a weirdo.
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[I've been thinkin' bout you]
And there ain't no doubt about it, I'm in love
[The way I feel about you]
There just ain't no doubt about it, I'm in love
-Evelyn "Champagne" King
OMG- what a coincidence... I'M A MOMMY TOO! "Shiaaaaaa.. ooo Shiaaaaaa.. come here Shia. Mommy's got a lil' somthin for you!"
~ <3 ~~ <3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~
Walmart? CHECK
3 Wolves Howling At The Moon shirt? CHECK!
Just waiting for the magic to happen... CHECK!!!
"Submitted by bitchette on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 11:14am.
i was at JFK one time and this dumb ass bitch has a fucking piece and i think some weed in her fucking carry on!! dumb fuck! one- you don't try that shit at fucking JFK!! and two- you never put that shit in your carry on!
you only do that at small airports, or where they aren't expecting fucking terrorits (SLC, Denver) and you put that shit in your bra or undies. the weed, you don't travel with a used piece.
gah!!!"
Hahaha EXACTLY. I have flown into every major airport in this country with weed in my underwear. Even walking by drug-sniffing dogs didn't do shit. That ho be MAD dumb. People like that deserve to get caught, they give us functioning, non-retarded potheads a bad name.
stick up for this fat cunt all you want. no sweat off my black tits. where else can i get called a stupid bitch because i don't like skinny jeans.
Submitted by bitchette on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 11:17am.
my man refuses to wear anything that might touch his body. and i continually tell him he's not 18 and bangin' anymore.
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LOL!
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 10:58am.
yes, even Lil' wayne is rocking the saggy skinny jeans look.
but as Jay says "can't wear skinny jeans cause my knots don't fit"
my man refuses to wear anything that might touch his body. and i continually tell him he's not 18 and bangin' anymore.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Loving the look. TOTALLY.
Did any of you guys see the rockumentary they were running on Dylan last year (or the year before)? it was pretty good to really good
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Foxy Fox on the Run!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MDCbIhTa_w
wooot! i need me a shirt like this!
i already have an amsterdam shirt i wear on 4.20 (shut up! i know that shit is like 8 yrs old!)
i was at JFK one time and this dumb ass bitch has a fucking piece and i think some weed in her fucking carry on!! dumb fuck! one- you don't try that shit at fucking JFK!! and two- you never put that shit in your carry on!
you only do that at small airports, or where they aren't expecting fucking terrorits (SLC, Denver) and you put that shit in your bra or undies. the weed, you don't travel with a used piece.
gah!!!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
And it's a retro-punk (sorta cuz punk is forever) look, anyway.
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 11:00am.
Um, Shia's jeans are saggy in the ass because A. HE AINT GOT NO ASS
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I'm glad someone else noticed that, M.E.
Not that it'd get in the way of my boning him.
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Bottom-feeder.
Um, Shia's jeans are saggy in the ass because A. HE AINT GOT NO ASS and B. Saggy jeans is the style here in CA
Submitted by Black Girl on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 10:37am.
Submitted by ricki lake on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 10:19am.
OK Grandmas. Go to any urban environment and you will see PLENTY of young men sagging skinny jeans. If you think it's ugly, fine, but this is not some bizarre hybrid style Shia made up. It's called "living in 2009." You should try it some time.
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please. that shit did not start in 2009. and please trust that more men in these "urban" neighborhoods that you speak of would much rather wear baggier jeans.
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Now I have to hate you cuz you're making me stick up for ricki but...this is the look. Maybe it's good you're called Black Girl cuz it's true - it's a look I see on White Boys....Black Boys I see are, alternately, still wearing baggies or seem to be all up in suburban chic. I live smack dab in the middle of a major urban centre.
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
who is saying Shia invented this look? this shit has been around way before he was born.the Ramones anyone?
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Um, ok "Black Girl." Nice name, btw, wouldn't want to pigenhole or stereotype yourself or anything. I didn't say sagging jeans started in 2009 you dumb bitch, I meant that sagging skinny jeans are an of-the-moment trend. Way to comprehend what you're reading. And, uh, by "urban environment" I meant "city," as opposed to the backwoods West Virginia watering holes some people seem to be getting their fashion info from. And yes, uh, the only people sporting saggy, baggy jeans these days are thug wannabes, it's not the general popular look for most young people anymore. It's not 1999. Lastly, I said I didn't care if you think it's ugly, just don't act like Shia invented this. In short: you dumb. Shut the fuck up.
I was politely asked to come into the backroom at the airport after an extended stay in Amsterdam. They need a warrant to go up your ass. There's no question they could have gotten it in my case, the drug dog all but dry-humped my leg when it saw me... Damn near pulled the guard off his feet when his nose caught a whiff of the good-shit I'd been smoking...
They had a sense of humor about it, though, and even let me keep the hooka I'd brought back with me! It had never been used and I insisted it was nothing but a mantle piece... Plus, once I was in my skivies, the dog was only interested in my clothes...
That being said, I would never wear that shirt through the airport.... Unless I was a self-inflated douche of so-called movie star, that is.
WTF wrong with his jeans? Did he crap his Depends?