Would You Hit It?
This is a serious question! I know Brad Garrett pisses douchewater and his shit is extra shitty, but the slut gene in my body can't help but tingle every time I see pictures of him. Don't waste your time calling Dr. Drew. I'm not looking to be cured of my adicktion.
Part of me thinks that Brad is hung like a canister vac, but I don't have any proof of this. I know he probably grows hair on his peen lips and his asshole coughs up hairballs, but that's what NADS is for. Spread a little on his dick mouth, squirt a little up his b-hole and there you go! Hair gone.
I bet Brad also grunts, snorts and farts during fucky times. That kind of does things to me. UGH! Maybe you should call Dr. Drew after all.....
Here's Big Foot Brad in Hawaii yesterday with his current bone buddy.
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Is that Miley Cyrus again?! O no - the world is just full of them, I forgot.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 9:18am.
If I'm going to go outside my marriage, it won't be for the same overabundance of hair and love handles my husband has.
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LMAO!!!!
MK! me thinks you need to get laid.
The only ay I would hit it is with a Baseball bat.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
If I'm going to go outside my marriage, it won't be for the same overabundance of hair and love handles my husband has.
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nope.
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Uh no, sorry MK. He was funny on Everyone Loves Raymond, but not funny enough for getting hit.
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MK about the whores on Dlisted:
..and there are animal stories, they like a kitten on a vacuum for some reason…
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 9:12am.
Hmmmm... Sure. If I were drunk and desperate. Which is everyday. So yes.
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LOL! And everytime I see your avie I laugh my ass off, too! Thanks, papasmurf!
God no, he looks rank.
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Sorry - I just found this. Couldn't wait:
Lady Gaga - I'm not a Celebrity, I'm an Artist:
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
I must admit I am a little impressed that he was able to snag the elusive non-bleached-blonde gold digger. It has been said before that they exist, now I see proof.
Hmmmm... Sure. If I were drunk and desperate. Which is everyday. So yes.
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Something tells me that's not the same bone buddy he had before hitting the sit com jackpot way back when. But looove her cute swimsuit.
gross MK, get over that, he's a Yeti and a dickwad too.
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At first glance I thought this was Andy Garcia.
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How does he not split her in half during sessay times?
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Well, it all depends how fast he's coming at me. Fast enough and I MIGHT hit him with a hammer...more likely a broom since I can access that quicker.
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
I just want to slather that chest and belly with hot wax and rip that gross hair garden off of there.
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I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!
Plus, I already have a Furby.
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I think he'd hit me first, then I'd be knocked out and then I might end up hitting it by default whilst in a coma.
He reminds me of Lurch the butler from 'The Addams Family.'
Mmm...i'd prolly hit him too. Or let him hit me. It'd be dirtier than Wonky's privates.
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Bottom-feeder.
Absolutely not. He's a neanderthal with the power of speech. Ugh.
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
Um, no.
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“Do anything, say anything, and fuck anything. No excuses, no apologies, no regrets.” --Brian Kinney