Would You Hit It?
This is a serious question! I know Brad Garrett pisses douchewater and his shit is extra shitty, but the slut gene in my body can't help but tingle every time I see pictures of him. Don't waste your time calling Dr. Drew. I'm not looking to be cured of my adicktion.
Part of me thinks that Brad is hung like a canister vac, but I don't have any proof of this. I know he probably grows hair on his peen lips and his asshole coughs up hairballs, but that's what NADS is for. Spread a little on his dick mouth, squirt a little up his b-hole and there you go! Hair gone.
I bet Brad also grunts, snorts and farts during fucky times. That kind of does things to me. UGH! Maybe you should call Dr. Drew after all.....
Here's Big Foot Brad in Hawaii yesterday with his current bone buddy.
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Um, no.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! That giant & hairy beast makes me want to vomit. Not to mention that voice...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh go away Brad hairy beast Garrett!
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Prostitution whore!!
EWWWWWWW not in a million years!!!
I would totally hit it, and HARD. I love those big, hairy, semitic looks .. sideburns ...yum. Sacha Cohen hot. But kind of a turnoff to see the little girl he's kissing on. She looks like a 10th grader. What's up with that?
KD!!! You need to put the Gosselin on the Gosselin!!!
"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."
Only if he waxes first...everywhere...
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Why in bronzer on the nutsack hell is she naked, but he's fully clothed? Take all them panties off, Zac!
Ugg that description was gross MK, yuk I hate hairy asses or holes...so gross.
That is one hot little minky with that hairy beast. It is good to be famous.
I'd hit it with a FlowBee.
-"Submitted by freebird on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 10:09am."
Ha! Ok, Thanks.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
NO. FUCKING. WAY. hate hairy men.
yes with a razor blade and some hot wax
He's 49; she's like 24.
I would use his hairy body as a fucking loofah sponge and scrub my inner thighs.
"How do you fuck a fat chick? Flip through the folds and when you smell shit...go back one."
Definitely. And what's wrong with hair? Bet he has an Amazon down there - nice.
Ick
My slut gene is working the same way. I'd hit it!
Submitted by rotten_egg on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 10:07am.
Crap! Even his shoulders are hairy. I bet his buttcheeks and buttcrack are hairy, and his groin is like some type of super wild jungle with loads of dreadlocks, and I bet his fucking toes are hairy.
Goodbye, breakfast.
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I TOTALLY enjoyed this rant. Thank you, r_e!
BARF!! There is nothing worse for me than a super hairy dude. Caveman hairy, yuck. I don't know who this dude is and not surprisingly, I don't care.
Crap! Even his shoulders are hairy. I bet his buttcheeks and buttcrack are hairy, and his groin is like some type of super wild jungle with loads of dreadlocks, and I bet his fucking toes are hairy.
Goodbye, breakfast.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
"Submitted by kacky on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 9:51am.
pfffft. Can't deal with a real woman."
Oh yes, the "REAL women are 45, reek of Pall Malls, and weigh 300 pounds" meme. That bitch is every bit as 'real' a woman as you are. She's just infinitely hotter. Sorry 'bout ya.
ricki- You need to get yourself some strange, bunny. You poor thing. :)
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnno.
Smooth Away all the way.
ginger_t LOL!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
No fucking way.
pfffft. Can't deal with a real woman.
Plus, I've known guys his size who were tiny.
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... it sounded hot in my brains. - MK
Oh god, another faux celebrity trading up his long-term wife for a trophy fuck. Yawn.
I went to high school with Brad (né Gerstenfeld), and this girl looks like all the ones he did not date back then ...
Who doesn't like to watch a guy shuffle his down deck?
*cough*
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
Gia,
I don't care if it's normal. I just think it's hot! :)
you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop - Patches O'Houlihan
Submitted by gia on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 9:36am.
Submitted by dreadpiratecuervo on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 9:30am.
Look at his mitts! He's prolly the thickness, but I wouldn't hit it. I'd probably watch him pleasure himself b/c I'm a dirty girl & into that for some reason.
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I'm picking up what your laying down. Doesnt sound so dirty girl-ish to me, it sounds like normal fun good times...It is normal, isnt it?
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*Gasp!*shockyface!* I walk among perverts! Perverts, I tell you!
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Brad Garrett is a giant, and you know he has gigantic, strong hands...perfect for gripping your taut, nubile ass while he's hittin' it from behind. I like a man that shows he's in control by tossing me around like a goddamn ragdoll (doll made of rags, not the cute fluffy kitteh behbehs - animal abuse is WRONG!!!). Mmmm Daddy, come to ricki...
Submitted by gia on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 9:34am.
Your avie is beyond adorable!
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haha yeah Gia thanks -- the luuuuv cats :)
.......I bet Brad also grunts, snorts and farts during fucky times.......
MK all straight men do. No I wouldn't hit it either, he's just too damn big and hairy. (Although I think it's sweet that he spent a day with his daughter at the beach)
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
Submitted by dreadpiratecuervo on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 9:30am.
Look at his mitts! He's prolly the thickness, but I wouldn't hit it. I'd probably watch him pleasure himself b/c I'm a dirty girl & into that for some reason.
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I'm picking up what your laying down. Doesnt sound so dirty girl-ish to me, it sounds like normal fun good times...It is normal, isnt it?
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 9:32am.
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Your avie is beyond adorable!
Maybe after OD'ing on X with a Texas sized bottle of Jack as a chaser...
Look at his mitts! He's prolly the thickness, but I wouldn't hit it. I'd probably watch him pleasure himself b/c I'm a dirty girl & into that for some reason.
you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop - Patches O'Houlihan
yes i'd hit it too!!! i feel dirty about it, too!
What fresh hell is this?
Eww never saw such black hairy nipples. Yuck.
I have a feeling Brad Garrett has been already "HIT" with a furry ugly Frankenstein stick already.
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NO.
"Submitted by freebird on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 9:14am.
Hmmmm... Sure. If I were drunk and desperate. Which is everyday. So yes.
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LOL! And everytime I see your avie I laugh my ass off, too! Thanks, papasmurf!"
Hahha. Thanks. <3!
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Ok, FINE! I'll hit it for a bag of Doritos.
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Bottom-feeder.
Strangely...perhaps. I think I just really, really need to get laid, sigh.
I can't even believe this a question.
NO!
Ew. Sasquatch.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
It was already a no, but now its a definitive fuck no after reading what you wrote about his asshole coughing up hairballs...Incredibly funny & also a bit disturbing. His hairiness & his voice are mega turn offs, not to mention his assy-ness.
Aw Hell Naw!!!
No! Not even with someone elses 'giney!
MichaelK it is okay to go Bear Hunting every once in a while.
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