The Boy Whose Heart Was Killed By Megan Fox Has Been Found (Maybe)
Remember the little cherub boy who was shut down by Megan Fox after he tried to give her a precious yellow rose? Well, he didn't jump off a bridge after realizing there's no reason to live anymore if Megan Fox can't even glance his way. No, he's alive and well (the well part is up for discussion). And he's been found! Maybe. Possibly. Hopefully.
A few days ago, Kodak offered a $5,000 reward to any bitch who could accurately identify the adorable butterball! Throw a little coin in and bitches will do whatever it takes! The price of the good shit is going up.
Gawker got a tip from a reader who claims to be a Facebook friend of the 11-year-old British boy who goes by the name Harvii. YES. HARVII! Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Harvii obviously needs a reality show with Harvey Price. Flowers From Harvii & HARVEY is ratings gold! They can travel the world handing out flowers to skanky celebrities. Vh1, get on this!
Below are a couple of screen shots from Harvii's Facebook page. You can judge for yourself if this is the boy. I know his profile says he was born in 1983, but if you're under the age of 13, you have to lie your age to get on Facebook. Oooooh. I don't know if Megan Fox likes LIARS!
And ignore the seventh thumbnail of him posing with a geisha pig creature thing. I won't hold that against him.
Also, if you're a straight man, you can stop trying to gain an extra 50lbs. You can also return that dyke mullet wig you bought at the costume shop. The search might be over.
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Fuck why did his mom put an extra I in there? What is wrong with just Harvi??? ARRRRRRRR people who can't spell their kids names right make me sick.
Megan Fox is a dumb cunt who is fugly to boot.
Oh Gee...why is his last name blacked out? His name is Harvii Kindlon - go find him and befriend him. The boy who almost touched a cunt....oooohh....
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Too Funny!! Not so sure about Gay, but definatley bi-curious.
here i thought it was a crush thing but read his info he is gay gay gay gay gay. :)
Jesus Christ, Mary and Joseph we're fucking Catholics, dammit.
It looks like him, but I think the boy with megan fox still weighs more, thats just me.
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Why do you think you take a HO to a HOtel!
Harvii doesn't need her, he's already an international superstar clearly. *snort* When will Megan Fox go awayyyy????
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 9:26am.
He reminds me of that Andy Miklonovich kid, whatever his name is
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Ah, Andy Milonakis. He's not a kid, really. I think he's like 34? Annoying fucker that one.
megan is hot as long as she is quiet
the second she opens her mouth?...oi!
Submitted by Rosemary on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 10:00am.
I watched megan fox in an interview say she wanted to deliver him a personal apology but I didn't know she would go this much out of her way to meet him. She did seem sincere though.
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I think she'd bone a leper if she thought it would give her good press.
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Bottom-feeder.
I watched megan fox in an interview say she wanted to deliver him a personal apology but I didn't know she would go this much out of her way to meet him. She did seem sincere though.
Ugh, does anybody give a fuck? We don't need anymore pseudo-celebs. Gawkers so lame.
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If you're so smart, why aren't you rich?
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 9:54am.
Sugaroo on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 9:46am
SLOT FLAP CLAPS ON THE TACO TIMES!
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Hey. Where have I been? I didn't know your man's mama was a Vanderbilt! La di da!
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Sugaroo on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 9:46am
SLOT FLAP CLAPS ON THE TACO TIMES!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 9:43am.
Sug: Somehow, I don't see us shaking hands ...
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Twats don't have hands! WOMP! At least mine doesn't! *checking down below*
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yes angel, I was ok with the final result but not at that point, not when I just lost sanjolly!
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"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 9:41am.
angel: I am on it but I don't really use it, but once I get MY IPHONE WHOO HOO I might be on there more. do you have LCT on your twitter? I am on hers
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I do! (that was a really heartfelt goodbye *dabs tear*)
I'm just angel_i over there too...
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Sug: Somehow, I don't see us shaking hands ...
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
angel: I am on it but I don't really use it, but once I get MY IPHONE WHOO HOO I might be on there more. do you have LCT on your twitter? I am on hers
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Hey snowy - do you twitter? I twitter this show...Sanjaya just left:( (See, I'm tryna NOT do that HERE!;p)
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
I really don't know why I see another "Pigez" in the making!
Farrah has had her last rites and is surrounded by family (except for Redmond) and will most likely not make it through the day.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 9:34am.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 9:15am.
Also the twat part of me wishes it's true so that Ryan can't marry her and make money off that as well.
I guess we're both twats, because I had the exact same thought.
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Twats of the world unite! What's our secret handshake?
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 9:15am.
Also the twat part of me wishes it's true so that Ryan can't marry her and make money off that as well.
I guess we're both twats, because I had the exact same thought.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
ELEVEN year old BOY liking Eastenders, Sex & The City, Taylor Swift, etc...now I've seen it all
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Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 9:06am.
Unbelievable that this is such a big whoop.
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I agree....I am so sick of this crap story...Megan is & always will be a stupid bitch & this kid is kind of annoying now. Young people get denied by celebs everyday for autographs & stuff & most fans are also usually ignored in general. I dont understand why in this case its such major news...Because an 11 year old paid a few bucks & offered her a rose & she was too preoccupied to accept?? C'mon!! Can it get more boring than that??
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 9:25am.
angel: the finale was last night
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I'm just watching Sanjayjay kick some ass in the rope/flag contest! I have them all - I'mawatcht them right now while I file...
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 9:24am
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Sometimes ima dirty bird. :0)
Sugaroo on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 9:23am
I wish, Anderson Cooper is/was in Paris, I put out an alert to find Olivier Martinez.
On Topic; HARVII! Har the seventh?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
He reminds me of that Andy Miklonovich kid, whatever his name is
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
angel: the finale was last night
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 9:21am.
You gotta give the kid some credit for trying to reflower that ho Megan.
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Oh man. Freebird, you ain't right! AHAHA!
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jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 9:21am
hahahhaha, right?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 9:19am.
re: Farrah Fawcett, one of my twitter folks works at CNN, I asked if they could find out....
They're working on it.
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I love knowing people who know people. Can you ask your CNN friend where The Sisto is so I can stalk him? I have nothing to do today.
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"What the hell kind of straight boy name is Harvii?"
You obviously didn't take a close look at his interests...
Um...he better poke all those friends cuz he's about to lose his account.
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 9:19am.
On Topic:
I think this kinda a sweet story, you never know, he could be the next UK version of Ryan Gaycrest!
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You nailed it!!! That's who this kid reminds me of...
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You gotta give the kid some credit for trying to reflower that ho Megan.
re: Farrah Fawcett, one of my twitter folks works at CNN, I asked if they could find out....
They're working on it.
On Topic:
I think this kinda a sweet story, you never know, he could be the next UK version of Ryan Gaycrest!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
So now people are getting g's for being dissed by some pseudo celebrity? Wtf. This shit is lame.
C'mon people, he's eleven, being excited about friend requests is part of what kids his age do. Well, unless you count the kids that grow up too soon and are sporting guns, doing drugs/drinking and doing hoodrat shit like that kid here in FL.
I will give him a pass on loving Lady Gaga music.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 9:07am.
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 9:04am.
I would have ratted his ass out if Kodak was offering Doritos. Well, this kid probably would have beat me to it for some Nacho Cheese delight. He's into musicals and fashion? Methinks the Megan Fox craze is only a phase.
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AHAHAHAHA! *throws glitter and quiches at Harvii*
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I hope that's non-toxic glitter, because you know he's going to eat that, too. He's like a vacuum.
Submitted by Wesbian Wovah on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 9:13am.
What the hell kind of straight boy name is Harvii?
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Straight? No.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 9:10am.
Part of me hopes she's wrong and part hopes she's right so that the poor woman won't be suffering anymore.
Also the twat part of me wishes it's true so that Ryan can't marry her and make money off that as well.
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This kid is a giant douche. Seriously. He's excited that he got friend requests on facebook from getting dissed by an ever bigger douche. Lame.
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Submitted by The C word on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 9:04am.
He is a big boy so it only makes sense that they pluralized his name.
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BWWAAHAHHAHAHAA...
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"EH, I'd tell you to shut the fuck up and suck it, but I fear being unoriginal.
*SALUTES*"--------ISprainedMyUvula 06/12/09
What the hell kind of straight boy name is Harvii?
I looked at his photos, he looks like a fun kid who could be a character actor in some comedy shows. The Two and a half men kid is an example.
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MK about the whores on Dlisted:
..and there are animal stories, they like a kitten on a vacuum for some reason…
Thanks, Sug. Damn. I hope she's wrong.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
I think this is cuuuutttteeee! Too bad if he meets Megan Fox she'll be her bitch ass self and ruin the whole thing.
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MK about the whores on Dlisted:
..and there are animal stories, they like a kitten on a vacuum for some reason…
Submitted by freebird on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 9:04am.
I would have ratted his ass out if Kodak was offering Doritos. Well, this kid probably would have beat me to it for some Nacho Cheese delight. He's into musicals and fashion? Methinks the Megan Fox craze is only a phase.
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AHAHAHAHA! *throws glitter and quiches at Harvii*
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 9:03am.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 9:01am.
Oh no. Janet Charlton is reporting that Farrah Fawcett passed away. :-(
Is she a reliable source? She turned me off when she was giving Wino kudos for getting so slim with "diet & exercise."
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The only thing I know about her (besides that I can't stand her) is that she has been around H'wood for many years and has reliable sources. So I can't really answer that, DQ.
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