Hot Slut Of The Day!
Lahoma Sue Smith - First of all, this hot bitch's name is LAHOMA. That's reason enough. Second of all, she got arrested for whoring herself out for some chips! We've all said before, "I'd suck a dick for some Doritos!" Well, this bitch really did it. Yes, Lahoma traded fucks for Fritos! Lays for Lays! Chocha for Cheetos! You know Brit Brit is jealous, because this could've been her! Damn! Next time.
The Oklahoma City police found Lahoma trying to catch a john by flashing her headlights on the street. No, not her titties. The headlights from her car. The po po followed Lahoma's car and found her with her chichis out and a dude in the passenger seat with his pants down. The dude told the cops that he was having wife issues and was looking for a hooker. He also said that he didn't have any money, but Lahoma, being the classy high-paid escort that she is, agreed to give him a little sexin' for a $30 case of Frito-Lay chips he had in his car. The dude works at Frito-Lay.
Lahoma was arrested and ordered to pay a fine of $1,142. Um. Does the court accept Frito-Lay chips as payment?
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I guess some of us will resort to anything when the...chips are down.
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Bottom-feeder.
Frito Lay should sign her up for endorsements.
I'm sure she can suck the cheese off Chester's Cheetos.
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Why in bronzer on the nutsack hell is she naked, but he's fully clothed? Take all them panties off, Zac!
The rare morning times I can pop in for a DListed quickie are so rewarding. Just...damn.
What the jizz? Why were her baps out? A titwank for a case of crisps? Wow.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
Ahhh, give a ho a break. That shit is addictive, you know!!
I wonder if she gets the chips back when she posts bail.
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
I'm not surprised. Apparently she likes stuffing junk in her mouth. Yours and Frito-Lays'.
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Bottom-feeder.
O, and, PROSTITUTION WHORE!
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
This woman is a low-rent crisp ho. Never fuck for anything other than nectar of the gods, doughnuts!
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
Well atleast she still has her dignity.......
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