Hot Slut Of The Day!
Lahoma Sue Smith - First of all, this hot bitch's name is LAHOMA. That's reason enough. Second of all, she got arrested for whoring herself out for some chips! We've all said before, "I'd suck a dick for some Doritos!" Well, this bitch really did it. Yes, Lahoma traded fucks for Fritos! Lays for Lays! Chocha for Cheetos! You know Brit Brit is jealous, because this could've been her! Damn! Next time.
The Oklahoma City police found Lahoma trying to catch a john by flashing her headlights on the street. No, not her titties. The headlights from her car. The po po followed Lahoma's car and found her with her chichis out and a dude in the passenger seat with his pants down. The dude told the cops that he was having wife issues and was looking for a hooker. He also said that he didn't have any money, but Lahoma, being the classy high-paid escort that she is, agreed to give him a little sexin' for a $30 case of Frito-Lay chips he had in his car. The dude works at Frito-Lay.
Lahoma was arrested and ordered to pay a fine of $1,142. Um. Does the court accept Frito-Lay chips as payment?
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MMMMMMMMMMMM now I want some chips. Now that is one cheap ho!
Another thing, how did she know he worked for the Fritos Company?
Was the bitch stalking him?
Is this not the 1st time he stole case of chips for some sour cream dip?? YUCK!!!
Wow this is one fat fucker!
This is the funnist shit I have heard in a long time! Fucking for a $30 case of chips?!?!? WOW!...Just...WOW!
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it doesn't matter if it is for chips, money, or free...that gal is UGLY...that guy must have been really desperate for a nut to want to hit that. Men are pigs and so is she. Gross!
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Bitch gotta eat.
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That is very sad.
How do they get access to these mugshots? Is it public domain?
Cause I sure don't want my mugshot posted on here for beating a bitch's ass....
I had a male neighbor in New Orleans who had a ho put out for 2 slices of white bread and a Cup'o Noodle. Boogles the mind.
Submitted by Wesbian Wovah on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 9:09am.
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HAHAHAHAHA!
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HAHAHA! I'm sure he knows her personally.
Does that come with bean dip?
Submitted by Tristram on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 10:32am.
As Pizza Hut has done, Frito-Lay should just call itself The Lay.
Bawahhhhhhhhaaaaaaa!!!!!!!
F-ing hilarious.
...and Starbucks to "the Buck".
As Pizza Hut has done, Frito-Lay should just call itself The Lay.
Submitted by Rosemary on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 10:10am.
anyway, I think they should legalize prostitution, it's silly to me that you cann sleep with who you want, but if money is exchanged oh that's a different thing
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I completely agree...Although it has its pros & cons that I wont get into.
anyway, I think they should legalize prostitution, it's silly to me that you cann sleep with who you want, but if money is exchanged oh that's a different thing
It pisses me off to no end that prostitutes have to PAY for their hobby. Its like punishing the victim in a way in my opinion.
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I mean, it doesn't seem fair if just she goes, or is that just not in the story
Aren't they both supposed to go to jail?
Somebody beat me to the Klondike smack.
That is just beyond sad & pathetic. Maybe she thought she could later resell the chips since it was a whole case & get the money that way.
Were they the baked kettle chips? Then I say blow for it!
Oh dear, she's probably learning disabled or has mild retardation. Sad!
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loozer?? you there??? umm, didn't YOU say something about Doritos yesterday???? LMAO! ;)
Ok - who is Jizzball!? And wtf is a sex cone?!?
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HAHAHAHAHA!
All that AND a bag of chips. How nice!
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
hey no judge here, anything for Lays Salt and Vinegar chips! ;)no dip??? :)
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 8:25am.
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AHHAHAHAHHHAHAH!
Now this is a hot slut I can relate to. Anyone who can still perform her duties with Nacho Cheese Dorito dust everywhere is a real pro. Kadooze!
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 8:31am.
LMAO at IG
Jimmy: at least she still has her looks! bwah hahahahahahah
excuse her beauty!
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Seriously? Chocha for cheetos? LOL
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dramaqueen365247 on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 8:40am.
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K', but we need to teach her the secret handshake. :)
*whispering* Um, IG, can we ask Snowy too? Cuz she's really cool.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
and I'm Ersey from Jersey.
First folks are getting held up at gunpoint for a bucket wings and now bitches are fucking for fritos. Damn, this economy IS bad.
ISMU! Spooky!!! *crosses self*
Drama!! ♥♥ If you're buying, I'm there. Next round's on me.
ISMU I laughed when you said it too, LOL
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"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Submitted by islandgirl on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 8:27am.
I wonder what she'd do for a Klondike bar?
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Good morning, lovely IG! Ready for a drink? I'm buying!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
IG - Whoa...
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Island Girl ~ ROFLMAO!!!!!!
Especially since they now have 20% more chocolate coating.
LMAO at IG
Jimmy: at least she still has her looks! bwah hahahahahahah
excuse her beauty!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
I wonder what she'd do for a Klondike Bar.
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
so funny.. I used to work for FritoLay and yeah, the case of chips in the car is a very common thing.. Is the economy that bad that one would f*&(k for chips?!!!!! tragic!
I wonder what she'd do for a Klondike bar?
Fritos are just like prostitutes, you can't eat just one. Anyway I love when the HSOTD is an actual slut
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
Wait, this ho is named Lahoma from Oklahoma?
I've got some renaming to do. From now on, please refer to me as Assachuetts. No, Ifornia. Wait, Chigan. Hold up, what about Isiana?
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On Topic: The barter system is alive and well in the USA. You can now exchange BJs for Doritos.
LOL IV
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Shit. Now I want Fritos for breakfast.
Poontang for pretzels, anyone?