Rachel Hunter Dumped
39-year-old Rachel Hunter, star of The Real Gilligan's Island, Dancing with the Has-Beens, Style Me, Celebrity Paranormal Project, Make Me A Supermodel, Celebrity Circus and any other reality show you can think of, has been straight-up dumped by her fiance just a couple of months before they were supposed to get married.
Bitch, I hope the caterers refund your deposit. Everything I know about weddings I learned from Bridezilla.
The Daily Mail says that Rachel's 27-year-old fiance, L.A. Kings hockey player Jarret Stoll, e-mailed every guest telling them that the August 14th wedding wasn't going to happen. Jarret didn't give Rachel a reason for why he wanted to quit her ass. Rachel apparently has the sads in a bad way. A friend said, "She has absolutely no idea why Jarret has done this. It sounds like it could be a classic case of cold feet. He is a fair bit younger than her."
I hope Rachel's not hibernating in her bedroom devouring a giant tub of Breyers while listening to "This Old Heart of Mine" on repeat (that would be ironic).
Rachel should dry her tears, pick up her vagina, spray some perfume on it and fuck every one of Jarret's friends. Don't stop there. Fuck his father, his uncles, his cousins, his second cousins, his brothers, his gardener, his dry cleaner, etc... etc... Fuck him over by fucking everyone in his life! When he's sitting at Christmas dinner with his entire family, he'll look into each of their faces and die a little inside when he realizes that your pussay has been on every single one of them. Git it, Rachel!
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What a dumbass. Rachael already has kids & $ so obviously she was married the douche for his body. Loser!
you guys are such haters... rachel hunter is hot, hot hot. and presumably after her divorce from rod steward she is also loaded, loaded, loaded.
what an idiot that guy is. it's his loss.
Submitted by MJ20 on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 11:14am.
I'm really thinking about using your advice MK. I found about my husband banging the cafeteria lady @ his job in Feb. I haven't been able to get over it since. He will be filing divorce papers next week and I've run out of ideas to get those pictures out of my head. Yes there was pictures and yes unfortunately I saw them. So after 10 yrs of being married and 20 yrs of knowing him your advice sounds reasonable now.
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Here is what I have learned from the Gosselins. YOU need to file for divorce first. Whoever files first, their lawyer gets to present the case to the judge first, and then it is the other lawyer's job to dispute anything said. If you file first, you can use adultery in your argument and then his lawyer will have to prove he did not cheat. You will come out on top.
Sorry about your dumbass cheating husband by the way. Karma will kick him in the ass one day - don't you worry.
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Nevermind that Rachel is shaving a few years off her age (she is most likely in her early 40s), that guy looks way older than her...never in a million years would I thought he was 27yo...WTF is wrong with all these teens and 20somethings who look like used up over the hill hos so early in their lives? Such a turn off.
And yeah he probably called off the wedding 'cause he is gay and getting banged by a player in his team.
"Make someone happy. Learn to suck dick." - Me
I'm really thinking about using your advice MK. I found about my husband banging the cafeteria lady @ his job in Feb. I haven't been able to get over it since. He will be filing divorce papers next week and I've run out of ideas to get those pictures out of my head. Yes there was pictures and yes unfortunately I saw them. So after 10 yrs of being married and 20 yrs of knowing him your advice sounds reasonable now.
BTW I have been a lurker for about 3-4 yrs don't know why this post was the one that made me open up an acct =/
she should just come rustbelt-side and bang the pittsburgh penguins. then she could see a real cup, and not the one jarrett wears.
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either anything goes or i do
We believe Jarrett realizes that he really prefers men so decided to dump granny!
I'm soooo taking your advice Michael if this ever happens to me!! That's just awesome.
Age has NOTHING to do with what this guy did to her, please - 12 yrs that's nothing. He's an idiot, and she is WAAAAY better off. I feel for you Rachel.
I never got her appeal beyond her body when she was younger, her face is totally weird looking & not in a interesting model-ish way.
Too bad her heart is broken, but any guy who breaks it off this close to the wedding without an explanation is a coward & an asshole & she is better off without him. I dont think he is too young, 27 is a completely appropriate age to get married & settle down...My husband & I have a bigger age difference than theirs & it works well for us, so age isnt always the issue.
Haha Bitch!! That's what you get for dating my boyfriend...(he used to play for my hockey team) Meh, then I got over it, he's just a pretty boy and not that great of a hockey player. Jarret go out and find yourself some 20 year old puck-slut, marry her and start popping out babies immediately like all the rest of your peers.
The morale of the story: DATE IN YOUR OWN DAMN AGE RANGE.
Geezus. And, get a new agent.
The Hunter gets bested by the game.
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Bottom-feeder.
Yeah, trying to get with someone that much younger than her might have been a bit overly optimistic. He was probably negatively influenced by some locker room talk.
Shame on her if she thought a young guy like him was going to settle down.
He is a smart dude.
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Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it. --- Rainn Wilson in Juno
Expecting my third in October.
Hey, at least she got to tap that ass for a while. Its not all bad.
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Can you say "beard"?
Can you say "sisters"?
We wonder what Jarret is doing with that hideous sow? Jarret is 2 hot 2 b str8.
Are there nude photos of Jarret?
Discuss!
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this fucker is 27 and so is my laundry.
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Fucka doodle-do.
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this fucker is 27 and so is my laundry.
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Fucka doodle-do.
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this fucker is 27 and so is my laundry.
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Fucka doodle-do.
She should be glad she got out when she did. He's a cheater. Look at the way he's looking off to the side while she's looking forward totally oblivious. If you look at pictures of celeb couples where the dude ends up being a cheating douchebag, the guy is always looking off to the side like he's locking eyes with someone else. Reese and Ryan, Bennifer, etc. Same sitch as Twit and Twat, a lot of times he's looking off at someone else, too. Btw, I will totally watch Peen Quest when it hits the air.
Marriage is for the stupid & bi-polar anyway.Bangin' older babes is always a blast.Marrying them...not so much.
she's beautiful.
and all of you wimmins out there have an overly-optimistic view of how "young" you look next to similarly-aged celebrities ;)
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I feel for her..or anyone going through that shit.
It's rough.
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All in the family? I think Carla Bruni has already covered this territory, but who says models and morals mix? What a difference two itty-bitty little letters make.
Get back to me when someone's been quoted as saying he wanted to fuck his own mother, because that shit is COMEDY GOLD.
"Can't the media cover more important shit like Spaghetti Cat or STAINS. Seriously, what are they up to? CNN, get on that!" - MK 5/13/09
There's plenty more players out there...and the games begin.
Steps into wayback machine:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5Qdu4UnVRo
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Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 12:24am.
He must be 27 in dyslexia years.
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Rachel is a gold digger anyway. She milked an aging Rod's pee-paw Rod and has been on the prowl and the way down ever since. Bitch got the cheque, she might as well forget about it.
He must be 27 in dyslexia years.
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She's better looking than he is, even if she is older than he is. She'll rebound with some hot young trick in no time... hey, if Shauna can do it, then I don't doubt Rachel can...
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 10:53pm.
@pearl - 'new pussy smell' OMG! LOL
I worry that I'm going to start using terms like that from dl in real life.
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Plagiarized from my fiance, but taking a bow anyway, and good night all ya hot sluts ((MUAH))
Submitted by stake_spike on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 11:21pm.
I think LA is where that turncoat gretzky went to. that name ring any bells? *pointed look across the boarder*
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A Mexican gyno? If you're putting together a mariachi band, yes go Mexican; down there, you want a Jew. Andy - Weeds
I doubt he could have done better. I'm not a hockey fan, but I've never heard of the LA Kings and even if you aren't a fan of any sport you can remember at least one or two names because they've been mentioned before for winning something. He may be able to get skanky LA chicks, and maybe Rachel's not what she used to be, but she's still better than some Playboy wannabe. Poor chunky Rachel.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 11:07pm.
Maybe he didn't want to be the i in milf.
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The BJs would have ended by late August anyway.
her big hair always makes her look as thought she has an incy wincy face.
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Loads.
My bestie who has slowly learned MK speak, had yet to hear dickmatized this evening.
I used it while describing myself...at least it made us laugh.
Jesus, did you miss my dinner party story where I actually used the term Donkey Punched?
Wanted a hole in the earth to open up and swallow me.
HHAHA EEG. what did you say?
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A Mexican gyno? If you're putting together a mariachi band, yes go Mexican; down there, you want a Jew. Andy - Weeds
Maybe he didn't want to be the i in milf.
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TITS,
It happens and it is very, very embarrassing.
Rod Stewart did his share of dumping chicks who no longer had that new pussy smell. So meh.
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Good point.
@pearl - 'new pussy smell' OMG! LOL
I worry that I'm going to start using terms like that from dl in real life.
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A Mexican gyno? If you're putting together a mariachi band, yes go Mexican; down there, you want a Jew. Andy - Weeds
rachel hunter...39...i'm still stuck on that fact because she looks older than that...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 10:23pm.
I'll be the pickle juice drinker. I also do olive juice upon request only.
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A Mexican gyno? If you're putting together a mariachi band, yes go Mexican; down there, you want a Jew. Andy - Weeds
I think she is pretty, but she has such a teeny face with teeny features. Usually models have such big heads with huge features! LOL!
Maybe he decided he'd rather have sex with an ACTUAL cougar.
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LOL at Peen Quest.
And thank you, angel_i and PeachPie. *goes to look up lyrics to Alanis song.*
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Rod Stewart did his share of dumping chicks who no longer had that new pussy smell. So meh.
I've always thought she was kind of a plain jane. Not gorgeous at all. Actually, most models are in real life.
Sorry for the duplication.