Wednesday, June 24th 2009
Panty Creamer Of The Day
Who cares if Johnny Depp has enough jelly in his hair to keep KY in business for years! Who cares if his teefs look like the star of a Parkay commercial! Who cares! Just rub your fuck parts on his hair and 21 Jump Street his ass! I have no fucking clue what "21 Jump Street his ass" actually means, but it sounded hot in my brains. Go with it.
Here's Johnny yearning for a little love from Dawn at the premiere of Public Enemies in Los Angeles yesterday.
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Submitted by peopleperson on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 5:19pm.
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 5:14pm
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I'm with you two. I appreciate him as an actor but physically, he does nothing for me.
Disappointed to hear he's gone the route of Madge using the Brit accent irl....I know, I know Deppoonies, he's in character for a role right? ;).
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Can I be the ham between the Beckinsale/Theron sammich?
Momus!
True...
So, for me...(and M.E.)
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...well, fuck you very much!
Oooh, I'd get on the Theron/Beckinsale bandwagon. Them's some hawt chickis.
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
I love you Johnny !
ricki!!
*does cabbage patch*
*adds in some running man*
peopleperson ahahahahah I saw that too, I was like Johnny! is that Britney~ish? then Bale spoke with the real accent. I couln't figure out if JD was fucking with us or what?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Although The Depp's teefs aren't the whitest, at least they aren't those horrible chiclets veneers.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 5:11pm.
I don't care that his teefs look like he's smoked 5 cartons a day for 20 years.
I LOVE YOU JOHNNY!
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I whole heartedly agree! he is perfectly perfect to me. love.
I love johnny...but god dayum! what's going on here.
a post about a Charlize Theron would be a welcome distraction from all the other dumb hos that get posted here.
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Johnny Depp is so fuckin' gross. I don't know why so many people find him so ridiculously hot. He'd be dead-last on my list of Hollywood guys. Yes, that means I would even fuck Carrot Top first. For real. Barf.
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 5:14pm.
He's not hot to me. I know, I'm in the minority with this one...
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Not to me either. I actually saw a clip of him at this premiere and he is speaking with a full on British accent. Not like Vadge or Goop, I mean FULL ON and it didn't sound good. He seems nice but sooooo affected.
MK, can you find him talking? HYSTERICAL!
i love you johnny but bad
teeth are a deal breaker for me...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 5:18pm.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 5:13pm.
He needs Crest White Strips.
MK: how about posting a pix of Kate Beckinsale or Charlize for a change of pace???
Dlisted men have fantasies too.
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You got Darryl Hannah and Angelina Jolie today.
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I think the jury is out on whether or not Darryl is still a biofemale. Yikes!
Sexy Johnny.
True story: My naked neighbour has a BIG Johnny poster in his living room! Looks fabulous!
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
This is not Johnny's finest moment. Damn, does dude ever wash his hair? And those teef!
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"You can lead a whore to culture but you can't stop her from throwing a glass of vodka at it" DEB
I love me some Johnny, but he looks a little smarmy here. Not in his usual good way. His facial hair is skeezing him up.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 5:13pm.
He needs Crest White Strips.
MK: how about posting a pix of Kate Beckinsale or Charlize for a change of pace???
Dlisted men have fantasies too.
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You got Darryl Hannah and Angelina Jolie today.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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It's like he purposely tries to ugly himself up. But guess what, Johnny? It ain't workin'! Embrace your gorgeousness! I met him many moons ago, when he was on 21 Jump Street, and I was so in awe of his beauty I couldn't speak!
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"I don't believe in love. I believe in fucking." --Brian Kinney
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 5:16pm.
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 5:14pm.
He's not hot to me. I know, I'm in the minority with this one...
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Minority of two! I dunno, he always looks too greasy or something. But I do admire his ability to stay out of the spotlight and quietly look after his family.
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OMG me three!!!!!!!!!1 I don't think he's ugly at all but his greasy hair, the chain-smoking and the over-abundance of jewelry is a turn off for me.
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
HEY! Clarisse has a point, where the fuckity fuck is the Bale? Isn't he in this movie too?
I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ YOU JOHNNY!!!!
In this main pic he's looking a little Secret Window-ish. He just needs some corn on the cob and he'd be all set.
His pics from the Vanity Fair cover are another story altogether. *swoon*
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 5:13pm.
Um, my question is...WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BALE!?!?!?!
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The Bale, being a most generous and gracious hunk, has pemitted The Depp a few moments in the limelight.
The Bale is not a media whore; he is most willing to share the publicity with his co-stars.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Stock Broker,
Ta-da.
http://www.katebeckinsalebeauty.com/pictures/Kate-Beckinsale-003.jpg
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...well, fuck you very much!
God he's hot. DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN! but he should visit a dentist. yellow teeth are not a good look johnny; not on such such a handsome guy like you.
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Isn't it Bromantic?
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 5:14pm.
He's not hot to me. I know, I'm in the minority with this one...
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Minority of two! I dunno, he always looks too greasy or something. But I do admire his ability to stay out of the spotlight and quietly look after his family.
This Post is Further proof that MK reads what is going on an tries to calm the waters....
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
He's not hot to me. I know, I'm in the minority with this one...
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Douchechill!
Um, my question is...WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BALE!?!?!?!
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...well, fuck you very much!
He needs Crest White Strips.
MK: how about posting a pix of Kate Beckinsale or Charlize for a change of pace???
Dlisted men have fantasies too.
Oh no the teefs! Bad Johnny! Still hot though:)
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
*wipes monitor*
*hoses down chair*
*changes panties*
*orgasm*
Oh well.
why are his teefs like that, so he can match his wife?
I think MK posted this so you flowers would stop effing around in the open post
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Oh dear God, PLEASE get Brite Smile! You're starting to look like your baby mama!
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
I don't care that his teefs look like he's smoked 5 cartons a day for 20 years.
I LOVE YOU JOHNNY!
*ORGASM**ORGASM**ORGASM**ORGASM*
*CONVULSES*
*DIES*