Wednesday, June 24th 2009
Panty Creamer Of The Day
Who cares if Johnny Depp has enough jelly in his hair to keep KY in business for years! Who cares if his teefs look like the star of a Parkay commercial! Who cares! Just rub your fuck parts on his hair and 21 Jump Street his ass! I have no fucking clue what "21 Jump Street his ass" actually means, but it sounded hot in my brains. Go with it.
Here's Johnny yearning for a little love from Dawn at the premiere of Public Enemies in Los Angeles yesterday.
He is handsome. Is he single now? His blog and photos were found at sugardaddy dating site " www.sugarscupid. com" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is seeking on that site.
Jonny Depp has a butterface. What a fugly douche. Can't stand him.
Oh dear god he is so delicious. Wow I would totally drink his bath water.
Why do you have to make me mess my panties so early in the morning? Now I have to go home and change.
"How do you fuck a fat chick? Flip through the folds and when you smell shit...go back one."
johnny's got native american blood running in his veins. the man is fucking HOT!
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'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
I hate that he's still so fucking gorgeous. Mad Hatter anyone? Nummy.
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"Oh you little bitch troll from hell!" -- Patsy Stone
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I just read in Access Hollywood that Johnny left a $4000 tip for a bartender in a Chicago Restaurant. That's reason 756.987 to love Johnny Depp!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Oh and Clarisse did I mention he is coming to film in Massachusetts for 'The Fighter' this summer? You can bet your ass I will be HAUNTING the streets to see him and kidnap him!
:) It will be hard but someone has to do the dirty work.
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 11:23pm.
WindSwept!
Oh, it's Ludo!!!!
YAY! Vive the Labyrinth and the BALE.
AND THOSE AREN'T BUTTERTEEFS! The man drinks red wine! And that's sexy, dammit!
*flaunts Deppaloonie-ness*
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
I don't care what anyone says, this man is walking perfection. I've been proudly wearing my Deppaloonie badge since I was 9 years old and saw him in "Cry Baby," and I'll continue to wear it til the day I die.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Johnny Depp is wearing blue glasses? Is that like arthouse or something? I know it would look gay if any other guy did it.
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"No matter what the food, whores will find a way to turn it into a sex object"
("How to be a whore" by Onision, on YouTube)
I dont see his hotmess (typo, leaving it) in these pics.. then again I dig Shia LeBouef .... hhmm...
:D
~ <3 ~~ <3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~
Walmart? CHECK
3 Wolves Howling At The Moon shirt? CHECK!
Just waiting for the magic to happen... CHECK!!!
WindSwept!
Oh, it's Ludo!!!!
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...well, fuck you very much!
I looooove Johnny, but I like him less greasy and facial-hairy.
I don't even care if he has butterteef....just warsh and shave and we're good to go!
More importantly though he's a good guy and seems to really appreciate his fame and be grateful for what he has. AND he loves his kids and seems to be a terrific dad.
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 7:36pm.
LAndi!!
FUCK! In GQ they asked him if he had heard any of the "Bale Rant" remixes and he said his friend sent it to him and "They did a bloddy good job! I've gotta say, what a great impulse, you know? To take something ugly like that and make it into a dance? That's a wonderful thing!" *aaaah*
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HA! I love that. And concerning his accent, he is all over the damn map now, even in interviews he switches back and forth. You got to love the man.
*Sigh*
"21 Jump Street his ass" I love it!
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Prostitution whore!!
Yes, Clarisse! That is the best Christian Avatar you have. *droooooooool* *watches for Clarisse's shank!*
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*Blondeface*
Clarisse gonna totally take dis bitch fight and I seen enough of 'em to know...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
He looks a little like Mickey Rourke!
MissJane!
LOL!! Even I get distracted! I'm watching James Purefoy now...
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...well, fuck you very much!
LOL at Clarisse. Seriously girl, I am skuuuuured of you now ;)
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*Blondeface*
Kiki,
I see you there...I see everything...
*taps toothbrush shank on table*
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...well, fuck you very much!
Sorry, never saw the appeal in him...blah.
Yes - I want to be hotter for Johnny but he jsut always looks so damn dirty...So I ride the line with it.
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
"Any bets being taken on the Clarisse vs. MissJane battle over the Bale?"
*Kiki quietly slips away with Bale while crowd is distracted by the Clarisse-Miss. Jane battle royale*
I'm also in the 'Eh, Depp just doesn't do it for me." but I do admire (1) his low-key public profile; (2) his acting and (3) his gracious attitude toward his fans. His all right in my book.
I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn
Thanks for the link Clarisse ^^ Well I dont get why actors changed their accents or make them less noticable really whats so wrong or great with it for the people that do it?
You know I live around an hour and a half from where they were filming Public Enemies here in Wisconsin and If I had the fucking chance I would of gone..Fucking waste of meating two great actors n hooties :(
It was nice for Christian to say it was JD's movie as if he didnt want the spot light on him..*Wonders what they talked about in their convo*
*drunk slur* Why don't you suck a fart out of my asshole.
I luves Johnny Depp from the bottom of my black ice chip of a heart, I really do, but I do think he looks like he was born female...
And why is he determined to emulate his wife's AWFUL TEEFS???? That woman is GORGEOUS...until she smiles....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
as much as i love Johnny Depp , his teef and hair are skeeezing me out!
he probably smells like Cap'n Crunch," and Axe
Rozzay,
I think this is the interview...in fairness, that isn't Bale's true accent either. It quite watered down...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0Hfz8oy6qA
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Submitted by peopleperson on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 5:19pm.
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 5:14pm
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I'm with you two. I appreciate him as an actor but physically, he does nothing for me.
Disappointed to hear he's gone the route of Madge using the Brit accent irl....I know, I know Deppoonies, he's in character for a role right? ;).
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I really appreciate him as an actor too. He is an amazing actor. Who knows what he was doing but it was like "wha?".
Anyone know the link of the video snowpiece was talking about of JD having a fake brittish accent and Bale talks after him proving so lol
*drunk slur* Why don't you suck a fart out of my asshole.
LAndi!!
FUCK! In GQ they asked him if he had heard any of the "Bale Rant" remixes and he said his friend sent it to him and "They did a bloddy good job! I've gotta say, what a great impulse, you know? To take something ugly like that and make it into a dance? That's a wonderful thing!" *aaaah*
girl_cheese!
That's my fault..given an inch, i'll turn anything thread into a Bale thread! Just ask around!
=P
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...well, fuck you very much!
Maybe he is a nice person. I don't know. jussss
Not impressed.
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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 7:04pm.
Welcome to the best place on earth!
better than snapple
Yeahp!
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thanks,this seems like a cool place, going to read the story on the horse face lady with bad eye make-up sex tape.
Submitted by kittymuffin on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 6:51pm.
MK?
Welcome to the best place on earth!
better than snapple
Yeahp!
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
He's so European these days you forget that he's from Kentucky. If he doesn't do something about those teefs soon they're going to blend in with his skin.
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"Ick. Nast."
Johnny Depp, modeling the latest from the 'Mickey Roarke" line of hair care products!
Edie said that sometimes the line between the past and present is blurred.(They are both, it has to be said, quite, quite mad.)
Just because he lives in France, doesn't mean he has to let his teeth go like that. He's too hot for those kernels.
LOL Ricki Anooooooooooooooop Dawg is your dreamy dream man
ok I am going home, have a good night, you should check the open post, you were quite the topic of convo this afternoon! ;O
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"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
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Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 6:43pm.
What don't you people fucking understand!?!? Christian Fuckiing Bale is the fucking end all/be all in fucking Hollywood!
*puts on Baleloonie title belt*
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I think the next Mrs. Bale has a point here. I mean, we ARE talking about C.B. on a J.D. thread.
Nooo Snowy, fuck you! lol I thought Anoop was hot, but I don't know that I'd call him "pure sex," and I cede that he is an unconventional choice for most. I think a lot of Hollywood guys are hot, conventionally attractive and otherwise, but Johnny's just never done it for me. I wouldn't even say anything, it's just weird because he is like, TEH SECKS for a lot of people. Meh.
MK?
Welcome to the best place on earth!
better than snapple?
Clarisse on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 6:43pm
FUCKIN' FUCK FUCK!
On Topic: I like Johnny Depp, but not in secksay time ways, he just seems more normal than the other fucktarded Hollyweird Loosers.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Ahhhh Johnny!....Ok enought about that its prob been said alot already xD
I love that someone chosse the new Alice in Wonderland picture for him to sign outta all pictures of JD he could pick outta.I think I would too cause thats some freaky awsome picture just my taste(or an edward scissorhands/sweeny tood ect).MK shoulda put some Christian Bale pics in the mix too cause hes hot too but not as much as johnny for me haha
Submitted by kittymuffin on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 6:35pm.
Welcome to the best place on earth!
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
What don't you people fucking understand!?!? Christian Fuckiing Bale is the fucking end all/be all in fucking Hollywood!
*puts on Baleloonie title belt*
I want to thank Momus, and girl_cheese, and freebird...and Christian Bale...
I remember the first time I caught him...Laurie in "Little Women"...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
As far as Johnny Depp, he's nice to look at, but if he wasn't so charming and genuine, he would never have gotten the following he has...
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...well, fuck you very much!
ohhhh those cheekbones
wish he'd look the facial hair, but he cleans up nice underneath
*swoon* *thump*