What's So Funny?!
As many of you hos already know, Governor Mark Sanford of South Carolina held a press conference today where he admitted that he lied to his staff and wife after he disappeared for 5 days. Gov. Marky said he was hiking along the Appalachian Trail for 5 days, when in fact he was hiking all over his Argentinean mistress' coochie in Buenos Aires!!! Yeah, yeah, same old story. All politicians are sluts. There's plenty of willing peen in politics! Wait.... Maybe I'm in the wrong field...
Anyway, Gov. Marky laid it on thick today. Dude went on and on and on and on and on....and on. At one point, he pulled out that raw emotion and went for the gold! Unfortunately for Marky, his thunder was snatched by the bitches in the background! Look at the hos on the left! Those bitches are smiling like they are posing for their 4th grade class pictures! You can see the sunshine beaming out of their mouths! I was waiting for them to break into a hurricane of LOLs. The chick in the front is probably giving us a frozen smile, because if she doesn't, she would seriously laugh until she queefed her insides out. While he's breaking down, she's having a happy party on the inside! Bitch is hot.
Just for the record, I'd take a Chinatown bus all the way to Argentina and let him hit it. WELL!
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What a pig that Mark is! And totally fug to boot. His wife should dump him and take the kids away.
mmm, me too.
Ive got photos of his argentinian dish on my blog:
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I had to mute the live feed when it was happening because those first seconds of rambling made me realize "oh sh*t, this isn't going to be about hiking." I watched him cry on mute as I read the live comments that were coming through on a local news site. Way more fun and less awkward. I did notice the woman smiling over his shoulder - perhaps a public school teacher realizing that kharma has finally caught up with the good ol' Gov!
Wait, did this guy say he had a son named "eBay"? When he was apologizing to his fmaily he said his sons names and it sounded like he said "eBay".
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 4:49pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 4:37pm.
Didn't love the way Clinton said "I did not have sex with THAT woman."?
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Really? I had it as my ringtone at one point. LOL.
Anyway, I live in Columbia and when I heard he was missing an affair was the first thing that came to mind. He is only sorry he got caught. I say this because even after his wife kicked him out, he still flew to Argentina to continue the affair. Why would he fly all the way to Argentina to end an affair? Please. It would still be going on(probably still is) if he hadn't got caught. I am still trying to figure out how I am going to pay for my last year of college coming up in the fall and this ass wipe is using my tax dollars to flight to Argentina to fuck some whore. Why can't these nasty old men think out the pain and humiliation to their families before whoring around? I say Kudos to the wife, though. If I had to watch another spineless bitch 'stand by her man' while he made a complete fool out of her, I would have flew off the hinges. I can't understand how women say they do that for their children. I would have little to no respect for my mother if she did it. How can you have respect for some weak woman that lets a man walk all over her? But, whatever. This is his family business and they should deal with it. He should resign. Not for having an affair but for abandoning the state he is supposed to be running.
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You said that perfectly.
Hooray for his wife not standing beside him like a doormat during the press conference. I hope she does kick his ass out & takes half of everything.
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GIG: Right? I've never understood those women who swallow their dignity & "stand by their man." I have soooooooooooooo much more respect for her!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 8:52am.
nope! Havent tried them! That was the 1st time I had that prob (other than when sleping sometimes)
So embarrasing. then again, I didnt feed him right before I left- he was OUT... Belive me, feeding him was ALL I could think about the moment the movie was over.
btw- that was a long ass movie!
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 8:35am.
I heard on the news this AM that his wife kicked him out.
TEAM ALMOST-EX-MRS. SANFORD!
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Good for her. The prick deserves to be kicked to the curb.
...kinda went off topic there.. kinda in a round about way commenting on the person who gave kudos to the wife for not standing by the husband.
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Walmart? CHECK
3 Wolves Howling At The Moon shirt? CHECK!
Just waiting for the magic to happen... CHECK!!!
"marriage was developed to establish paternity by controlling the sex life of women. We learn that the men of Athens had hetaera (courtesans) to entertain them, concubines for their daily 'need' and wives with whom to breed legitimate children; the women of Rome, on the other hand, learned how to use their power to threaten male rule of society. The New Testament offers equality to husband and wife, at least in the marriage bed; the association of lust with Eve's original sin can be attributed to Augustine. Squire explores sixth-century penitentials on sexual sins, adultery in the Middle Ages and the intersection of wife and witch during the Renaissance inquisitions."
IMO, marriage is just a word. So if the tight asses are sooooooooo against gay MARRIAGE, lets make up a new word! Let them have 'marriage'.. afterall, it's just a word anyway.
I want to get this book!
I Don't: A Contrarian History of Marriage
by Susan Squire
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Walmart? CHECK
3 Wolves Howling At The Moon shirt? CHECK!
Just waiting for the magic to happen... CHECK!!!
As for that "raw emotion"? Maybe he will have an epiphany (not holding my breath), and finally get what my sister felt when her now-wife's homophobic backwoods family refused to let her visit her in intensive care because, after 3 years of togetherness, she "wasn't family." Cry me a river, governor.
I despise these men who want wives, kids and domesticated bliss, yet they want a mistress to eff on the side, too. Make up your freaking mind.
Submitted by Mopa on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 7:00pm.
This guys wife is my new hero! Not only did she not stand next to him during his news conference looking like a beaten down dog trying to look happy, but she threw him under the bus the other day when the press asked her where he was. She didn't make stupid, rehearsed excuses and lies, she said she didn't know where he was.
There is nothing worse than those friggin wives who stand next to their bastard husbands when they make these admissions and walk off holding their hands. I literally gag every time I see it.
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Amen. And I'll never waste compassion on a politician who built his political career stoking the fear and loathing of his constituents against gays and preaching about saving the taxpayer, when all the time his burning tax money on flights to get his weenie polished. Hypocritical douchebag. He doesn't owe the state of SC an apology; he owes them a REFUND for all the taxpayer money he sucked up playing hookie.
I heard on the news this AM that his wife kicked him out.
TEAM ALMOST-EX-MRS. SANFORD!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
This is why marriage should be a civil right, because traditional marriage hasn't worked.
I am an equal opportunity hag.
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
It's People like him and people that voted for him that supported Prop 8. WHY? Fuckers, all of them!!!
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
Is there an actual "issue" here? The stud had sexy times with a willing 'sexy-times' woman. I see no story here.
The gays ought to be all over this story, protesting the reason WHY this man was SINGLED OUT FOR HIS SEX ACTS.
"former NC member"
Good grief..blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...I thought he'd never shut up. So he wanted to get a piece of some Argentinean ass, who can blame him, they wear those little tiny thongs that are HOT!! But what an idiot to lie about being on some mountain top.
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ http://SugarDaddyChat.com/ ^-^
it's the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man!
I think I'm in love with this guy. Honestly, I really think I am in love with him.
REAL EMOTION is a beautiful thing and something you rarely see in people. Rare. Watch the entire video and get in this guy's head. He's a real person. Him choking back tears, real. I feel sorry for him. Damn. AND he MET THIS WOMAN ON THE INTERNET. HAHAHA. I am in love.
When you love two people it's hard to know what's right. Before people get on soapboxes think about a time in your life when this may have happened to you.
Team Governor of SC. He needs some support, dammit! ;)
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Sanford hasn't lied under oath; Clinton did. Sanford isn't Pres. Sanford wasn't in the White House; he was (on this occasion, at least) on foreign turf. Monica was a 20-something intern; this amante is supposedly much older and not employed by the state. One could go on.....
Submitted by z-listed on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 9:38pm.
When are these "Family Values" assholes going to apologize to Bill Clinton for the impeachment hearing and all the time and money Ken Starr spent trying to make the Monica Lewinsky case such a big deal?
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In May, South Carolina had the third highest unemployment rate in the US after Michigan and Oregon. And this fool felt it was necessary to go to Argentina.
Way to go Gov. Sanford, putting what you want before the residents of your state. Just for that, they should kick you butt out.
When are these "Family Values" assholes going to apologize to Bill Clinton for the impeachment hearing and all the time and money Ken Starr spent trying to make the Monica Lewinsky case such a big deal?
These days it seems that ANOTHER Republican steps forward with a story of an affair!
Two faced bastards, let's see if Rush Limbaugh, that bloated gasbag, harps on THIS story for months and months!
Submitted by Queen of Poo on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 9:21pm.
I think the news said he told his wife 2 weeks ago and she knew where he was.
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I do hope that's the truth and not just (as I suspect) damage control...Those kids did NOT need to think for one second Daddy went missing over the Father's Day weekend they couldn't spend with him...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 9:19pm.
You are so right! I remember when my 16-year-old nephew went missing. I lost 18 pounds the first week. 18 pounds!! It was the only time I ever heard my father cry. He had never fought with his mother, had decent grades, never been in trouble. The police wouldn't look for him because he wasn't an athlete. We thought he was dead. Then my sister heard a rumor that he had run away to NYC - from Buckfield Maine, mind you. Still no help from the cops. So she quit her job and drove 9 hours to NYC. It took a couple of weeks, but she found him, front teeth all kicked out, living like a hobo and loving it, just like the cops said. They still should have looked for him.
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... it sounded hot in my brains. - MK
If you're cheating, you go away on a pretext, unless you're on a bender. Coke or booze and you can't wake up. That's the only reason for being MIA for 4 days.
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... it sounded hot in my brains. - MK
I think the news said he told his wife 2 weeks ago and she knew where he was.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 9:09pm.
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Amen, my sista! You have NO IDEA what it's like to go through the TRAUMA of a loved one missing until you've lived it, and then have the worst case scenario (death) presented to you by cops who found the body. (And yes, I have lived that). I'd rather have a spouse/boyfriend/lover cheat on me in the most obvious and humiliating ways than have to go through the stress and horror of having someone close to me missing. REAL missing is never a good thing. HOW DARE he put his family or ANYONE through that!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 9:09pm.
Submitted by freebird on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 9:05pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 8:46pm.
Submitted by nausika22 on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 7:42pm.
Is this for real? I can't believe you are making someone apologise in public for their love life -unless they are pederasts. I felt sorry for the poor man. Prudes...
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I think it's the disapearing act he needs to apologize for..
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That's pretty funny. I just bitched my kid out for about half an hour for pulling a mini-disappearing act on me. MAJOR consequences - you don't fuck with your family's perception of your safety, man - that ain't right.
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ITA!!! Don't mess with a Momma!
Republicans offend the world and say stupid shit, Democrats fuck the world and either get it pregnant or stick cigars up its coochie.
Doncha love the two-party system?
Anyway, I can't wait till he talks about how he went mountain climbing. Up Mt. Tata.
Submitted by freebird on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 9:05pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 8:46pm.
Submitted by nausika22 on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 7:42pm.
Is this for real? I can't believe you are making someone apologise in public for their love life -unless they are pederasts. I felt sorry for the poor man. Prudes...
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I think it's the disapearing act he needs to apologize for..
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That's pretty funny. I just bitched my kid out for about half an hour for pulling a mini-disappearing act on me. MAJOR consequences - you don't fuck with your family's perception of your safety, man - that ain't right.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 8:46pm.
Submitted by nausika22 on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 7:42pm.
Is this for real? I can't believe you are making someone apologise in public for their love life -unless they are pederasts. I felt sorry for the poor man. Prudes...
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I think it's the disapearing act he needs to apologize for...Fucking another woman? Not so much...That shit happens...I mean, if I went into my boss's office and told him "I've been fucking around on my spouse", why would he fire me or even care? My downlow cooter activiites don't affect my job HOWEVER, if I go "missing" for a few days when I was really gettin my freak on in Buenos Aires...Yeah, he should fire my ass....\
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ITA. If he was just having a plain old affair, well unless someone ends up in a watery grave, he breaks a law or The Enquirer catches you - I don't need to know about this shit. But he went missing and that WAS the news. This is an after effect. We wouldn't even be hearing this confession - it would still be going on. And who cares about that? If you're not doing your job, GTFO.
Submitted by justaguest on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 6:56pm.
I enjoyed how he apologized to his mistress first, then the press and then his wife and kids. What a douchebag.
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In his defense, maybe he is a lousy lay...I mean, how many mens would you whores like to issue yo azz a public apology for fucking you NOT right? Yep, I think when you are a dud between the sheets, you should have to render a public apology for that shit....otherwise keep your binkie dinkie winkie of no use IN YOU DRAWS...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by justaguest on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 6:56pm.
I enjoyed how he apologized to his mistress first, then the press and then his wife and kids. What a douchebag.
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He actually apologized to his wife then boys before anything else in the very beginning of the video. When he was talking about the mistress he apologized to them after her. He's still a douche though.
Submitted by justaguest on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 6:56pm.
I enjoyed how he apologized to his mistress first, then the press and then his wife and kids. What a douchebag.
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Nice. It's spoilers like this that make me watch a thing!
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Submitted by nausika22 on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 7:42pm.
Is this for real? I can't believe you are making someone apologise in public for their love life -unless they are pederasts. I felt sorry for the poor man. Prudes...
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I think it's the disapearing act he needs to apologize for...Fucking another woman? Not so much...That shit happens...I mean, if I went into my boss's office and told him "I've been fucking around on my spouse", why would he fire me or even care? My downlow cooter activiites don't affect my job HOWEVER, if I go "missing" for a few days when I was really gettin my freak on in Buenos Aires...Yeah, he should fire my ass....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by vivienne on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 7:43pm.
Anyway, I live in Columbia and when I heard he was missing an affair was the first thing that came to mind. He is only sorry he got caught. I say this because even after his wife kicked him out, he still flew to Argentina to continue the affair. Why would he fly all the way to Argentina to end an affair? Please. It would still be going on(probably still is) if he hadn't got caught. I am still trying to figure out how I am going to pay for my last year of college coming up in the fall and this ass wipe is using my tax dollars to flight to Argentina to fuck some whore. Why can't these nasty old men think out the pain and humiliation to their families before whoring around? I say Kudos to the wife, though. If I had to watch another spineless bitch 'stand by her man' while he made a complete fool out of her, I would have flew off the hinges. I can't understand how women say they do that for their children. I would have little to no respect for my mother if she did it. How can you have respect for some weak woman that lets a man walk all over her? But, whatever. This is his family business and they should deal with it. He should resign. Not for having an affair but for abandoning the state he is supposed to be running.
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Well put, Viv & I love your siggie!
Ok, I just got to watch this with sound. Those girls in the background had the church giggles. I think they know A LOT! LMFAO!
He should've supported funding for sites linked to the Underground Railroad because he just might have to use one of them. Hypocrite.
Those girls are funny, with that eighth-grade case of the giggles.
BORING! I finally saw this and the point was? Get to the fucking point. Stop rambling. Why did I watch this?
One quick question though, why quit? For once I wish a politician will say 'so what I fucked a trick that was't my wife, I liked it and guess what bitches I'm here to stay. If you don't like that go suck a dick'. Now that's a politican I could be proud of.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 4:49pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 4:37pm.
Didn't love the way Clinton said "I did not have sex with THAT woman."?
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Really? I had it as my ringtone at one point. LOL.
Anyway, I live in Columbia and when I heard he was missing an affair was the first thing that came to mind. He is only sorry he got caught. I say this because even after his wife kicked him out, he still flew to Argentina to continue the affair. Why would he fly all the way to Argentina to end an affair? Please. It would still be going on(probably still is) if he hadn't got caught. I am still trying to figure out how I am going to pay for my last year of college coming up in the fall and this ass wipe is using my tax dollars to flight to Argentina to fuck some whore. Why can't these nasty old men think out the pain and humiliation to their families before whoring around? I say Kudos to the wife, though. If I had to watch another spineless bitch 'stand by her man' while he made a complete fool out of her, I would have flew off the hinges. I can't understand how women say they do that for their children. I would have little to no respect for my mother if she did it. How can you have respect for some weak woman that lets a man walk all over her? But, whatever. This is his family business and they should deal with it. He should resign. Not for having an affair but for abandoning the state he is supposed to be running.
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Is this for real? I can't believe you are making someone apologise in public for their love life -unless they are pederasts. I felt sorry for the poor man. Prudes...
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Submitted by freebird on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 7:00pm.
shhh, don't give 'em any ideas.
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Submitted by xerquina on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 6:50pm.
freeee, i think his shiner is fake too.usually a black eye looks purplish and harsh, his looked like he got flicked in the eye with a fucking feather. pathetic!
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Before we know it GaGa will be doing an interview about how he was being artsy and he is so misunderstood. FAIL! Waaaaaaa.