Thursday, June 25th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 24th!
Leave it to Jessica Simpson to go skydiving without a parachute. - loozer
Runners-up:
Britney's weekly bath circa summer 2007. - angel_l
They weren't kidding about the Alli side affects.. - JMP
Terrence Howard's worst nightmare. - zomay
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Up to her neck in drama and shit, Britney kept her composure and put on her old trusty boots.
Clay Achin'
You should never jump out of a plane without checking your poopchute.
I think I found Lohan's career in the La Brea Tar Pits.
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Auditions for American IDLE
A close-up of Shauna Sand's face. Even her pimples wear lucite heels.
Leave it to Jessica Simpson to go skydiving without a parachute.
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Come sit on Uncle Loozer's Lap and tell me what's wrong...
They weren't kidding about the Alli side affects..
Even though people warned her against it, she still wanted to explore Jaba the Hut's no-no hole.
Tommygirl always dives head first into every one of his "projects".
Looks like Papa Joe Simpson is planting more money trees in his backyard.
These boots are made for walking and that's just what they'll do, one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over poo.
A close-up of MK's no-no hole.....soooo THAT'S what tingles!
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"I've met Janeane Garofalo and she's a cunt"-Artie Lange
Britney Spears embarrasses self/nation at Katrina victims benefit
Interstellar Robokatie Incorporated landing zone...
Baby wipes STAT.
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Terrance Howard's worst nightmare.
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The aftermath of Tommy girls scientolohole explosion of 2006-Notsolovely
After this unfortunate incident with Pizzaface Diaz's pancake make-up, the make-up artist got herself cleaned up and went right back to work.
Miley finally acted on her intense jealousy of Taylor Swift.
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Come sit on Uncle Loozer's Lap and tell me what's wrong...
Brit will try anything to get rid of those zits.
Danielle from RHONJ finally got Caroline's gift.
Britney Spears: "ya right Sarah Palin, ya can see dirty Mexicans from down here.
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Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it. --- Rainn Wilson in Juno
Expecting my third in October.
Bruno's first test run with Eminem went a little too far.
Well at least we now know where Britney's old boots went.
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The only talented part of Britney Spears.
Another victim of Alli abuse
Rebranding the mud flap girl was a FAIL.
When Jen Aniston screamed at the ocean, the ocean screamed back.
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For the love of all that is hairy, WHY DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT THIS TWATWAFFLE??????? --Sugaroo
Where drag queens go to die...
Who wants to go for a swim in Tommy Girl's Scientohole?
Dirty ass!
Tub Girl has completely outdone herself this time, forget the cup, go in head first, waist deep.
Don't be such a chick in the mud.
Talk about shit kickers!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Things to do in Denver when you're disgusting.
Beware of the Swamp Moonster
So who told Nicole Kidman that this would give her a youthful glow?
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Mud butt is soooo embarassing!
"Dear John,
Thanks for your help with my Hallowe'en costume, it turned out great!
xoxo
Tommy Girl"
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i make jessica simpson look like a rock scientist.
Moon River
Mary Poopins
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
I hate having to clean up after another shitty outdoor Rascal Flatts concert.
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Come sit on Uncle Loozer's Lap and tell me what's wrong...
SamRo's new hiding place.
Sacha Baron Cohen is really going to some great lengths to promote this Bruno movie.
Hmmm. Covered in dirt, legs in the air and trying to get a tan. Must be Hohan under there.
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For the love of all that is hairy, WHY DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT THIS TWATWAFFLE??????? --Sugaroo
Well we all know that's NOT Kim Kardashian or Jlo.
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Looks like some whack art installation in Marfa, Texas.
They told Lindsay she could find an ounce of nose candy at the bottom.
A little-known secret: The Empress of Lucite's initial appearance on earth was a total disaster.
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Bottom-feeder.