Thursday, June 25th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 24th!
Leave it to Jessica Simpson to go skydiving without a parachute. - loozer
Runners-up:
Britney's weekly bath circa summer 2007. - angel_l
They weren't kidding about the Alli side affects.. - JMP
Terrence Howard's worst nightmare. - zomay
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♪I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get♫-NOFX
~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
Welcome to the inside of Brit Brit's toilet after a week straight of binging on Fastfood, Starbucks, and Xanax cocktails. Cute.
Kim Kardashian's Comfort Wipe is worse for wear.
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Growing Old is Getting Old
The second leg of the Circus tour includes highlights from the HOB shows plus mud rasslin.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
How to kill Jessica Simpson Tip #173.....
Just put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the swamp....
Sam Ronson takes giant shit. Lindsay Lohan dives in to prove her love.
Christian Ronaldo's family expresses their view of his romance with Paris Hilton.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Shitney proves once and for all she's really nothing but a swamp whore.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Some people think peanut butter and chocolate is a good combination, others think yoga and scat is..........
Tom delivering suri's alien lifeform sister from his scientolohole after being in labor for 14 hours. Silently of course.
And the German competitor Yor scores an 8.5 at the Olympic Mud Diving competition.
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Tom delivering suri's alien lifeform sister from his scientolohole after being in labor for 14 hours. Silently of course.
apparently Spencer isn't the only one who has his head up his ass
While Britney might seem totally vapid onstage, it's just because she's having daydreams of frapp fountains.
She is such the dirty whore!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Well, here's mud in your eye, and on your thigh and............
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Tommy is of searching for his career again. No less in high heels.
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Dionne Warwick finally melted.
Doctor, I need help, I've had this problem lately where I shit strippers.
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
I was wondering how the economy was standing these days.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
The position which every person in the entire world wants to see Heidi on that stupid reality show.
JLo pudding pop.
Wonder Woman's invisible jet crashes on a remote island in the pacific.
Oh look, Steve Soderbergh's innards came out. Was that a Pitt up his ass?
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It's getting so you can't tell Dolly Parton and the Grand Tetons apart anymore.
Dina, Caroline and Theresa knew that the standard Italian trunk treatment would be too good for Danielle and decided to put her shit talking to rest for once and for all.
When Assholes Attack...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
It may be time to lay off the Olestra.
Submitted by loozer on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 3:07pm.
LOL! goof! xo
I gots nuttin! :(
a peek inside the matthew mcconaughney mating ritual
.. i guess the next "poptart" is ready to be plucked
the fossilized remains of a failed stage-dive at bonnaroo.
http://lynnguppy.blogspot.com
Produced in Tommy Girl's monthly colonic treatment.
Submitted by BabaWawa on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 2:58pm.
While vacationing in Louisiana, Britney lost a cheeto.
LOL!! Bwa-ha-ha!
sadly, I would have done the same for a Dorito.
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Come sit on Uncle Loozer's Lap and tell me what's wrong...
This is why I believe in circumcision.
The only way to shut Tater Gossling up!
Cheers!
Lady Ga-Ga's outfits are getting really outrageous!
Kate Gosselin has jumped head first into the hole she has dug for herself.
Whitney Houston's doody-bubble claims another victim.
**kisses**
With yet another failed escape attempt, Suri learned the hard way that she needs another course in "Robotic Tilemetry Chip Programming"
Apparently, these boots WEREN'T made for walkin'
The Speidi Memorial Gardens will be a place for one to reflect on just how much better of a person they really are. Al Roker is scheduled to be the ribbon cutter at the dedication ceremony.
I told Phoebe she would be big in China and after that it was merely a matter of pointing her in the right direction.
Paris misunderstood when her doctor told her to look for crabs.
After hearing it too many times Fergie believes Perez that she's FUGLY. So she took a dive in the Boom Boom Poo.
Lady CaCa
Leann Rimes: Karma's a bitch, ya'all!
While vacationing in Louisiana, Britney lost a cheeto.
The coast of Argentina sure beats governing South Carolina
Do you ever feel life has got you bogged down?
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Come sit on Uncle Loozer's Lap and tell me what's wrong...