Thursday, June 25th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 24th!
Leave it to Jessica Simpson to go skydiving without a parachute. - loozer
Runners-up:
Britney's weekly bath circa summer 2007. - angel_l
They weren't kidding about the Alli side affects.. - JMP
Terrence Howard's worst nightmare. - zomay
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Looks like Old Faithful is actually a politician.
"If I ran the National Park Service, Old Faithful would become Young Curvaceous Whore"
Donald Trump, Grade Six Earth Day Essay Contest, Mrs. Clark's class
Faster Pussycat, Kill Kill !!!
Edie said that sometimes the line between the past and present is blurred.(They are both, it has to be said, quite, quite mad.)
Mud your own business!
After several customers complained of stomach upset, Nestle finally issued a recall on all cookie dough products.
Cameron Diaz's face has never looked cleaner.
The Queen of Cheetos misunderstood the instructions for putting on a mud mask.
spoiler alert for season 2 of housewives of new jersey. what happens when danielle brings out the book again to a dinner party and tells theresa to "pay attention!"
mellow n yellow
down n brown
**hispasians do it best**
Our Lady of Cheetos gladly samples the "World's Largest Frapp" at the Louisiana State Fair.
Submitted by Mrs. Peel on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 4:15pm.
The Real Housewives of Yellowstone National Park
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LMFAO now THAT was good!!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
The Real Housewives of Yellowstone National Park
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"Corny situations call for corny measures."
This should teach Britney not to eat 40 BK seven inchers at one time.
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Oh by the way, there's now google suggest on "Lady Caca"
Mansmanu (French Bitch)
Angelina Jolie just remembered where she hid the kids.
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When Tommy said to eat his no-no hole, Katie didn't think it would end up eating her instead.
Sans fard.
glamberace's psychedelic experience at burning man.
Poker Face is back at it again!
Mansmanu (French Bitch)
We kindly bow to Lady Caca's latest fashion eccentricity.
Mansmanu (French Bitch)
Now that's my kinda chick - Face down and dirty!!!
Diarrhea...Cha Cha Cha
We dated for a while - but she was a real stick in the mud.
Two Girls, one cup: Part Poo
New Bond film tackles ailing economy!
~grr!
You gotta be shittin me.
Katie Price pissed off the wrong gay this time, fuck with Peter Andre all you want, but never your Esthetician!
"I'm a celebrity, get me outta here"
Submitted by ChasLo on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 2:59pm.
Paris misunderstood when her doctor told her to look for crabs.
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loves it!
you clever bitches!
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A Mexican gyno? If you're putting together a mariachi band, yes go Mexican; down there, you want a Jew. Andy - Weeds
Sienna Miller, after jumping overboard in a desperate attempt to rescue her dignity.
Somebody should tell Paris that you can't really get to China like that.
Dina Lohan: "Lindsay's in a great place right now."
Britney is happier than a pig in shit with her new $300,000 body make-over.
Now that's a brown noser.
Poor Jennifer Aniston. She keeps looking for love in all the wrong places.
After diving head first into Paris Hilton's crotch, she was never seen or heard from again.....
britney was sure cheetoling would be safe playing in the sand while she went to get another frapuccino. she was wrong.
Katie Holmes keeps trying to ditch
Scientology .. but it just keeps sucking
her back in.
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♪I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get♫-NOFX
~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
Good Hookers would do anything for five dolla
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♪I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get♫-NOFX
~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
Boot Suckin' Boggie
TERRENCE HOWARD:
"Now, see.. THIS is what I'm talkin' about !"
When Hugh Grant finds a genie, it rains hookers.
Tom Cruise just farted out his last date.
Paris Hilton being sucked into HELL
Submitted by Green Is Good on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 3:38pm.
Sometimes the Britney jokes just write themselves. Boot moves!
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BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAA!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Sometimes the Britney jokes just write themselves. Boot moves!
(I miss Comingback.)
Trying to promote that damn movie in every location on earth, Brüno accidently suffocates while attempting to cartwheel across New Guinea.
Fucking Stella lost her groove again.
Mudbutt!
Britney's career may be sinking, but her fugly boots wihstand the test of time.
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