Thursday, June 25th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 24th!
Leave it to Jessica Simpson to go skydiving without a parachute. - loozer
Runners-up:
Britney's weekly bath circa summer 2007. - angel_l
They weren't kidding about the Alli side affects.. - JMP
Terrence Howard's worst nightmare. - zomay
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The ONE time mud butt was the least of her worries.
Lady Caca.
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Now there's 4 of us wolves....running through the desert...in Las Vegas...looking for strippers and cocaine.
Look ya'll! Britney done got herself stuck mud boggin' !
Watching Lindsay trying to hit rock bottom makes everyone feel dirty.
There goes Mother Earth, shittin' out another Lindsay Lohan...the current one in use has spoiled and long passed her expiration date.
Someone needs a Comfort Wipe.
"James Bond 007: Mudfinger" continues the trend of more believable villains.
Hohan attempting to make SamRo jealous desperately goes clam diving in the only place that won't reject her.
Holly gives Hugh a homemade colonoscopy
Danielle's body was found head first in cement at the Jersey shore. Despite denying claims of mafia connections Dina and Caroline Manzo were last seen fleeing from the scene.
And now we know where Goop comes from.
This proves that only can you get dirty by sleeping with Paris, you can get dirty by simply touching her.
Tonight on The Real Housewives of New Jersey: Teresa flips more than a table and Danielle is wearing concrete boots.
Katy Price shows her skin treatment technique, but sadly regrets letting mud dry and crack on her stomach (as noted earlier this week).
Having not been seen for years, a former lover of Paris finally falls out of her gaper.
The heating effects of global warming are taking place in California. Sightings of silicone implants exploding under high pressure have been reported.
Tonight on The Real Housewives of New Jersey...
Katie Price is happy to be leaving the days of ass-play with Peter Andre behind.
being gay means getting stuck in the mud.
When did Rudolph get a nose job?
The boots and elevated ass pose led the anthrpologist to confirm that these are indeed prehistoric remains of a hooker stuck in the La Brea Whore Pits.
Submitted by fleawatch on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 6:05pm.
We ordered a sex on the beach and a mudslide.....I love this bartender!
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We ordered a sex on the beach and a mudslide.....I love this bartender!
Chaz is still trying to pry Cher's head out of the mud since the announcement....
Sick of all the drama, the Gosselin children decided to take matters into their own hands with dear-old-dad.
I hope that's either Lady Gaga or Kate Goselin but I'll settle for Paris Hilton.
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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this picture proves that from the moment Orange Oprah pops out another Lohan from her gaping no-no, they are born in their traditional family attire: used leggings and hooker boots.
Greg Louganis is working on his mud diving for the Gay Games......good form on the can opener..
They told Britney this was a Cheeto wasteland. It was just a mirage.
"Unable to accept the fact her 15 minutes is almost up, Kate Gosselin stubbornly buries her head in the mud".
Gwynnie and her Goop.
St. Angie Jo realized she left an orphan behind in Cambodia and dove in to find it.
How Brit Brit was reborn.
They did warn us that Britney would dive in head first...
When you said you dumped your girlfriend...
Shia had to break up with his last girlfriend. Sure she had a bangin body but you can't bring a girl that dirty home to mom. Besides next to his mom he didn't think she was that sexy anyway...
If the BEP would have done this to Pigez we wouldn't have to listen to his 11 minute rant...guys, next time get it right...
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the end...
As if ruining the soundtrack wasn't enough, now Nicole Scherzinger is set to star in Slumdog Millionaire 2.
Jessica Simpson goes to great lengths to prove her ass is not huge.
Carrie Prejean's morning beauty ritual.
Even though Megan Fox apologized the kid with the rose was still mad enough to shove her head first into Tommy's no-no hole.
Megan Fox's Bucket List.
1. Fuck a has-been
2. Fuck a never-was
3. Refuse gift from loser
4. Crawl up own asshole
She can now die a happy tranny.
I tried to get the damn pearl out for 20 minutes before I realized it was a piercing. Later, I learned that oysters don't scream like that.
Brit Brit's trainer: "Britney, go do your stretches before the concert."
Brit Brit: "Stritches? Whut's stritches. Laaaaahhke...AWstritches?"
Unfortunately, I only found one oyster, but...it was one hell of an oyster!
Pete Doherty goes to extremes to retreive his crack pipe at Glastonbury.
Someplaces have geysers, others have girlsers.
The lengths Jon Gosselin is having to go thru to get his balls back are harsh but worth it.
I always wondered what M.K. meant by "diving into his no-hole" when talking about Ma-Booh.
Jordan's latest calendar picture
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