Why Is This Going To Be A Movie?
I know I fart out that same question about half of the shit shows Hollywood puts out, but I really really mean it with this one. Variety (via Coming Soon) reports that a movie about the creation of Facebook is going to exist. My status is currently: BANGING MY HEAD INTO MY IKEA TABLE. My next status will be: FIXING IKEA TABLE BECAUSE THE CHEAP SHIT BROKE.
Okay, I shouldn't be so dramatic. David Fincher and Aaron Sorkin are involved in this shit, so maybe it's not going to be a complete butt nugget. BUT the movie isn't going to be about Facebook itself, it's going to be about the two Harvard geeks who created it. This is the problem. A movie about Facebook could be kind of hot. It would be 2 hours of zombies planting flowers and vampire hunters taking quizzes on "Which The Hills character are you?". That is entertainment.
You know what else sounds better than a movie about the Facebook dudes? The MySpace movie! It would be 90 straight minutes of Tom's default picture and that's it. Speaking of, is it just me or does Tom move sometimes when you stare at his picture long enough? Or maybe I need to step away from the bong......
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Mike ~ Wilhem Dafoe is a great actor. Did you see Platoon?? He keeps the shit in line.
Or, how about Sam Elliot?
*brain queefs*
Up for what, exactly?
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"I can't help it the kid was too short to reach my dials!"
So, you're wholeheartedly up for this then, Khensu Hetep!
Facebook can go fuck itself with its millions of spammy applications you're only going to use once (if that).
And fuck people posting your photos without permission. If I say "I don't want this picture of me posted on the internet because I look like death warmed over", I don't fucking want it there...especially not without my consent to it being posted.
I don't need to know what my friends are doing every second of the day or who "loves" who. I couldn't care less to find out just how wild and crazy that party was from last night. I'm not amused by the 50something photos of you at McDonald's being "drunk" and/or "random" with your best friends at 4:00 in the morning. You have friends, I get it.
For a lot of college and high school kids, Facebook is an outlet for kids to feel popular and "with it" or a receptacle for ZOMG DRAMA...which is actually why I stopped using Facebook account a long time ago.
As for the movie...it's really saddening that this is the most creative it gets outside of remakes and straight-to-DVD sequels. No-one has the imagination to formulate any plot whatsoever?
I bet you that Seth Rogen is going to get a role in this movie, since he's the second coming of Christ for typical high school kids, who are (let's be honest here) the only people who are going to watch this pile of junk when it comes to theatres.
I'm convinced that all the teenie-boppers will watch anything if you name-drop a load of pop culture references in there.
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"I can't help it the kid was too short to reach my dials!"
@Stock Broker:
LOL! So I guess that makes me the weirdo. Ha!
Well, I'm glad to have a place in your movie anyway:)
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ http://SugarDaddyChat.com/ ^-^
it's the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man!
How about a movie about MakeOutClub.com or Livejournal? That's where they got the ideas from. They better at least give some credit to them.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 5:24pm.
Smurfy: Kathleen Turner (from Body Heat days)
ISU: Jessica Rabbit (hot!)
Mike: Wilhem Dafoe
Geez, what did I do to deserve that??
Oh.
*blushes*
At least I've got the bimbo thing going so her portrayal will be spot on.
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
ISU ~ I cast "Jessica Rabbit" to play you.
Tight dress and all.
Or, Meg Ryan from "Harry Met Sally"...before she became a cartoon.
Uvula - I am pretty sure he gave you Jessica Rabbit! :)
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Respect the woman, desire the slut and cherish the little girl. Then You have the mind, the body and the soul.
@ Stocky - I'll take it ;)
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Respect the woman, desire the slut and cherish the little girl. Then You have the mind, the body and the soul.
Who's casting couch does a ho have to kneel in front of to get a part in this fuckery?
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
Miss Jane ~ how about Jill Goodacre for you?
Thank you Stock.
Mary Carey might be a good stand in for Tara.
Upset that I even know that hookers name.
LOL at Tara Reid!
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Respect the woman, desire the slut and cherish the little girl. Then You have the mind, the body and the soul.
EEG: Cher (from Moonstruck days)...she was great!
Submitted by Stock Broker on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 5:24pm.
Smurfy: Kathleen Turner (from Body Heat days)
Thank you , I'm HOT!!
EH: Tara Reid. Buahahahahahahah!
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Smurfy: Kathleen Turner (from Body Heat days)
ISU: Jessica Rabbit (hot!)
Mike: Wilhem Dafoe
Farrah: Minnie Driver
Momus: Jo Beth Williams (from Big Chill days)
EH: Tara Reid
Stocky!
I love this. Thanks for having Kate portray me, although she seems very ladylike. I'm gonna have to clean up my act.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 5:04pm.
Who would portray you?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Famke Jansen!!! Niooooce!!!!!!
Stocky,
You of course would be La Bale!
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...well, fuck you very much!
Wow, Clarisse! Famke Jansen is the hotness. *wonders if I need to have a girl crush on Clarisse!* :)
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Respect the woman, desire the slut and cherish the little girl. Then You have the mind, the body and the soul.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 5:04pm.
:( and Smurfy??
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Stocky, nice!!! Although I have to say my first choice for CtheH would be Dreamboat Petey. :P
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
Wow, nice work there, stocky. Right on!
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Hollywood needs to make "Dlisted: The Movie".
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Here's a proposed cast line up:
* ChristineHoff: Kathy Griffin or Bridgette Fonda
* Mother Superior: Meryl Streep
* Clarisse: Famke Jansen
* DevilGirl: Chlore Sveginy (or whatever her name is)
* M.E.: Michelle Pfeiffer
* Tigerlilly: Halle Berry (in cat suit)
* Dude: Jeff Bridges
* Madam S: Helen Miren
* Stoney: Heather Locklear
* Angel_i: Blohan(from Mean Girls) or Winona Ryder
* El Bastardo: Ed Harris
* Breakdown: Lawrence Fishburne
* Migraine Sally: Kate Winslet
* KDRaco: Salma Heyek
* Provolone: Jude Law or Russell Brand
MK should be played by Zach Braff or the Apple computer guy.
Meh....I just love the fact that MK visits Icanhascheeseburger!!!
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...well, fuck you very much!
angel_i on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 3:06pm.
Perfect! That's why I stalk you, hunny ~ you know how to work it:)
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You can stalk me anytime. But you probably already got the telepathic memo on that.
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Submitted by zomay on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 3:04pm.
I don't like phones or texts. I use telepathy or carrier pigeons.
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Perfect! That's why I stalk you, hunny ~ you know how to work it:)
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
I don't like phones or texts. I use telepathy or carrier pigeons.
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M.E., ITA!! Sorry to all my friends & familia but after working in so many fucking inbound customer service call centers I hate the damn phone. I'm a texter now and if I could have a plan that was text only I'd hop on that shit. I have both Myspace & FB. I don't know if one's better than the other.
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No wonder Hollywood keeps remaking classics, 'cause whenever they want to do something new and original they invariably do some shit about people or things no one wants to see a movie about.
"I paid good money expecting to get eaten out" - Samantha Jones
Submitted by facebook guy on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 1:39pm.
I AM THE FACEBOOK GUY! Why are they doing a movie on the guy who invented FACEBOOK and not me. The most famous celebrity on FACEBOOK. I have POKED more girls than Magnum PI I AM THE FACEBOOK GUY.
See me in action.
http://www.youtube.com/user/facebookguy1
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Sorry. I got someone more impressive than you.
Poetic Jones! The hero of MySpace Yoville!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayAHfru9cB0&feature=related
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
I AM THE FACEBOOK GUY! Why are they doing a movie on the guy who invented FACEBOOK and not me. The most famous celebrity on FACEBOOK. I have POKED more girls than Magnum PI I AM THE FACEBOOK GUY.
See me in action.
http://www.youtube.com/user/facebookguy1
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 12:47pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 12:34pm.
Facebook & MySpace are for loosers that have NO lifes.
St. Angie loons in fact...
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Hey that ain't true! I do some cool networking on MySpace...long range - cuz I'd like to start traveling soon, I've found it really helpful.FB is ok...it's not bad...it's just super easy to overwhelm myself with socializing over there...reminiscing with the old friends and current peeps and not so old friends and stuff...too much, man - I can't keep EVERY single person close that I've ever touched base with, man!
I tried with the games and such but it really becomes like a whole 'nother job. I already have this job! ;p and my real one, sometimes... so yeah - it gets to be too much...
But MySpace really is my space, achally. It's feels like my little clubhouse over there...it's also cuz I can play with it more creatively...FB is very office-y...if you're into that kinda thing, I guess...
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Let me correct myself...
Facebook & MySpace are for loosers that have NO lifes. (Expect Angel, because she rocks)
St. Angie loons in fact...
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I've tried MySpace and Facebook before (outta boredorm) and they both just annoy the hell out of me.
Whenever i try and picture someone who uses MySpace/facebook, I just see and overweight nerd. (Or if I try really hard - a naked Willow from Buffy - but lets not go there, lol)
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 12:56pm.
Personally, I fucking HATE the telephone, mainly because my jobs for the last 12 years have been in customer service answering phones being one of my main duties. And I hate it when I get home and my mother wants to blab in my ear about nonsense for 45 GD minutes. Not to mention the GD solicitors.
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Oh god, yes. "Only" 8 years here but my mum is the worst for it. Leave me alone!!
I only have twitter but am rarely on it.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 12:34pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 12:32pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 12:27pm.
I knew a girl nicknamed doorknob once.
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Hahahaha! Not especially, no. Her nickname wasn't from being stupid though. It is kinda a gross story.
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Is her story somehow like the stories involving copious amounts of alcohol and a gearshift?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by rotten_egg on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 1:11pm.
Farrah: Mine would be if I didn't took advantage of messenger. What's sky? and how's it different?.
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Skype is a free program basically for the same thing the other IMs do. But the audio is almost cristal clear. No bugs. You can also just type and use a webcam. You can even use it on phones, but i believe they'll charge you for that. Skype for the computer is free.
check it out
www.skype.com
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help me regain my life! as you burn calories.
my stupid BF still can't keep it straight and he's always refererring to Spacebook and MyFace, LMAO actually I think he just does it to annoy me
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Farrah: Mine would be if I didn't took advantage of messenger. What's sky? and how's it different?. I have a love-hate relationship with MSN messenger because as with most of Microsoft's products, it's way too buggy.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Submitted by mike on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 12:49pm.
"I've never had a Facebook, MySpace, or even Friendster. As I've said before, I spend more time avoiding people I've known rather than wanting to reconnect with them."
Agreed. No My(WasteOf)Space or Farcebook for me, thanks. There is a reason I ceased communication with former acquaintences and plan to keep my level of interaction with them to nil.
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Submitted by rotten_egg on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 1:04pm.
Telephones are expensive too, specially for long-distance calls
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most of my calls are long distance or international, but i hate MSN. Sky is the shit. I love it.
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 12:56pm.
Personally, I fucking HATE the telephone, mainly because my jobs for the last 12 years have been in customer service answering phones being one of my main duties. And I hate it when I get home and my mother wants to blab in my ear about nonsense for 45 GD minutes. Not to mention the GD solicitors.
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that was beautiful, I feel like I could have written it myself, insert legal sec for cust svc but it's the same story, when I go home THE LAST thing I want to do is answer the phone!
People hate me for it but, oh well...
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
I don't have a Myspace*, Facebook, or Twitter account. I've just never been comfortable with posting various details about myself on a website for all the world to see. I'm mysterious, damnit!
*Does anyone still use Myspace (besides MK.. LOL)? I never hear about that shit anymore.
Telephones are expensive too, specially for long-distance calls. My alternative? MSN messenger, I can block anyone anytime I want when I don't feel in the mood and it's cheaper.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 1:00pm.
I did get to spy on the former love of my life before he set his page to private. He had gotten chubby and has two kids now. I'd still hit it, though. He was HOT in bed.
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I found my 'first'. Still single, still hot. And he was pleasantly surprised to hear from me.
I also found some family I hadn't spoken to in over 20 but that's not nearly as fun.
Facebook: I don't accept any of the stupid quizzes or "gifts" or cocktails from people. Or little green patches, whatever those are. I don't join the stupid groups, either. I HATE that stuff. Some people are probably pissed that I didn't accept their cosmo, but they can stuff it.
All that shit is just a way to gather marketing info from the sheeple anyway.
I did get to spy on the former love of my life before he set his page to private. He had gotten chubby and has two kids now. I'd still hit it, though. He was HOT in bed.