Burger King Wants You To Suck On Their Seven Incher
Who the hell is in charge of Burger King's advertising? Al Goldstein? First, there was the ad featuring a nekkid Burger King for their cologne Flame. Then, there was that was square ass commercial. And now we have this!
Don't get me wrong, I love that Burger King is trying to tap into the slut demographic, but they're going to have to try harder than this. If I'm going to put seven inches in my mouth, I'm going to clean the cheese off of it first. Also, what are those little bumps on the top? Heeeerpes!!! So Burger King wants us to blow a cheesy, herpes-ridden seven incher? Okay, why not? Hand me a condom.
I'm also a little disappointed that they didn't cover that blow up doll's face in mayo. They are probably saving that beautiful moment for the commercial.
And I think someone needs to set up a party between BK's seven incher and the power bottom oven from Quizno's.
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is that Debbie Gibson???
I stopped eating at burger king cause I got sick everytime, nausea, delirium... I got a wet bun once too... sickest fucking thing ever.
This add reminds me of some tattoo flash of this slut riding a big grody chili dog with a lil squirt of chili cummin' off the end. The big seven incher definately needs a lil mayonaise drip.
*gags*
Submitted by M.E.
methinks the Burger King advertising department has sex on the brainz.
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Note to self:
Look for job openings in Burger King advertising department.
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not to toot my own horn, but this sandwich could easily be called the 'provolone'
*puts thumbs in suspenders, whistles*
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"I've met Janeane Garofalo and she's a cunt"-Artie Lange
Well, now that there is so much bad publicity for the junk food restaurants and their ginormous portions... why not add sex to it while they are it?. Big food portions AND sex are best sellers. Pfft!.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Who want's to stick Raul's Whopper in there mouth?
Just because it is 7 inches does not mean it is any good. It could be bad every inch going in and coming out!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I still don't get why the Burger King commercials are
always quite sexist and McDonald's always tries to be
so pc and family friendly. Did BK realize at some point
that they can't compete with McDonalds when it comes to
luring parents with their kids into their restaurants
and went for the juvenile macho man instead?
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It's a Suffragette City!
DAE,
They cant. 17 cms just does not sound as sexy. Or does it?!
Love the ad, hate the sandwich.
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well, the ad sorta worked.
I know what I'll be having later but it won't be that sandwich.
why don't they make it a few inches bigger, and make it a deep throat burger.
Der wienerschnitzel needs to get in on this act, imagine the possibilities?
Could they be MORE obvious?
And the word BLOW in caps: Yeah, that's subtle.
i will eat the 7". =..= mrsoul would like that.;>
i am waiting for the BK being built here, then I will only eat at BK and not the McD's across the road.:)
i do promise. :D
nom nom
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Between this and the Sponge Bob/King/Happy meal commercial, methinks the Burger King advertising department has sex on the brainz.
Seven inches of heart attack n stroke YUMMMM
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
That sandwich looks gross. It's like a porn version of the McRib, which is also gross.
I hope they keep that shit in the states! Don't be brigging that crap to the UK!
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um, 7 inches and it "blows your mind".....people need to get out more.
Hope there are no middle school boys in the line behind me when I confidently walk up to the cashier and announce that I'd like to order a "long juicy super seven incher".
This ad is going to be yanked fast. lol..
New game! Burger King Ads
"I Got Your Whopper Right Here, Baby!"
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Burger King sucks ass
So is this sandwich for women only? Are straight guys going to eat this?
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If you're so smart, why aren't you rich?
Jesus. I'm so glad I've become a vegetarian.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
DOES IT HAZ ORFANZ IN DA BUNZ WIF CHEEZ?
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 11:33am.
Burgers Gone Wild!
*in deep advertise-y voice*
"SHOW US YOUR TOTS"
New from Burger King, Tater.... TOTS!
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"I've met Janeane Garofalo and she's a cunt"-Artie Lange
Hehe... that's amusing.
Well, like a lot of meat that women put in their mouths, you have no idea where that's been. There are so many levels to this ad. Fucking brillant!
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And the government is worried about cigarette advertising?!?! ummm ok.
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"I've met Janeane Garofalo and she's a cunt"-Artie Lange
The slut in me thinks it's a fab advert. That said, we're probably not gonna get it over here.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
For crying out loud...between this and the Quiznos ad, I hardly know where to rest my eyes. There's subliminal, and then there's dumb.
Burgers Gone Wild!
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"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
7-incher?
Obviously, John Holmes isn't part of BK's advertizing campaign. Must be Ron Jeremy.
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It's like Burger King is owned by Vivid Entertainment or something.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I'm a vegetarian but, shit, that ad is kinda hot!
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