Burger King Wants You To Suck On Their Seven Incher
Who the hell is in charge of Burger King's advertising? Al Goldstein? First, there was the ad featuring a nekkid Burger King for their cologne Flame. Then, there was that was square ass commercial. And now we have this!
Don't get me wrong, I love that Burger King is trying to tap into the slut demographic, but they're going to have to try harder than this. If I'm going to put seven inches in my mouth, I'm going to clean the cheese off of it first. Also, what are those little bumps on the top? Heeeerpes!!! So Burger King wants us to blow a cheesy, herpes-ridden seven incher? Okay, why not? Hand me a condom.
I'm also a little disappointed that they didn't cover that blow up doll's face in mayo. They are probably saving that beautiful moment for the commercial.
And I think someone needs to set up a party between BK's seven incher and the power bottom oven from Quizno's.
I couldn't even order that without giggling. Not getting that! BK sucks anyway!
Love it!
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the 7 incher...pretty suggestive
Well, this has been fun.
I think my favorite weird BK thing was their subservient chicken. I used to make him dance and stuff when I was bored...
Hey, I have a pair of shoes just like these in the BK ad:
http://www.smashingapps.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/burger-king.jpg
BK ads in europe in 2007 and 2008
http://andrea-zak.com/2008/06/04/burger-king-ads-in-europe/
All the veggies are shown plying their trade in the red light district: "pickle in or pickle out?" (I guess that sorta means "have it your way".)
@Tracy Lynn:
"Burger King has never intended to offend. The ads are a light-hearted reflection of the cheeky nature of the Burger King brand."
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Ehehe. I kinda see the twisted logic there. How could they show their cheek if not through a bikini bottom? It's like having a daily Whopper without a heart attack.
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Bottom-feeder.
Apparently, BK in NZ has come under scrutiny for their bikini girls.
www.scoop.co.nz/stories/BU0705/S00631.htm
Submitted by Tracy Lynn on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 11:40am.
I bet the locals don't eat there... just the tourists who can't appreciate anything other than a greasy meat blob of pseudo-food.
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Heh. The local teens and some families with kids patronize BK and Mickey D's just like most anywhere else, but I'm with you on the tourists who'll travel the world but will only eat in whatever outpost of a McFastFood.
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Bottom-feeder.
Plecostomus,
Holy crap! These people are well to do, intelligent, known for their fine and diverse cuisine, and the let BK into their beautiful country!?
I bet the locals don't eat there... just the tourists who can't appreciate anything other than a greasy meat blob of pseudo-food.
LOL Gawker has the BEST reader comments:
I guess this is a subtle change from the homoerotic ads where you wake up next to a creepy guy in a mask.
How many men will publicly eat this penis sandwich?
And like any sloppy bj, a BK seven incher will also leave pubes in your mouth.
Sometimes a sandwich is just a cigar
Why didn't they have the King handing that to her? Perfect opportunity for the creepiest sex act ever
New idea for a drink promotion: The Super Sucker, 69 cents.
The ad says hamburger. The context says face rape.
(my fave:) After visiting the King, she left unsatisfied...because she thought all rulers were twelve inches.
This ad agency clearly has Five-Dollar Footlong envy.
I'm supposed to try to shove this sandwich in my blow-up doll's mouth? Whatever you say, King. It's had worse.
Submitted by Tracy Lynn on Thu, 06/25/2009 - 11:11am.
If this ad is for the Singapore market only, and not meant to be used in the US, then why is it all written in english?
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Dear Tracy Lynn,
Singapore is a wealthy nation-state, an efficiently-run melting-pot of Chinese, Malay, and Indian races where English is actually spoken and understood.
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Bottom-feeder.
From gawker.com
>>>Eating a Burger King 'Super Seven Incher' Is Just Like Giving a Blow Job<<<
I would like to add that having a BK seven incher in your mouth doesn't look as pleasurable as giving a blow job, and it doesn't encourage me to want to swallow.
Sorry, BK, I gotta spit this time.
If this ad is for the Singapore market only, and not meant to be used in the US, then why is it all written in english? I guess they're trying to offer familiar fast food places to tourists.
I got this info from visitsingapore.com. BK is nowhere to be found among their food passions.
>>>Singaporeans are passionate about food and eating. Look around and the proof is everywhere! Almost in every corner of the island, you will find an endless variety of food, served hot or cold, at any hour of the day (or night)! In this cosmopolitan and multicultural city, you can expect nothing less than a melange of flavours from around the globe. It?s not just East-meets-West when it comes to feasting in Singapore ? it is a tasty tale about a country?s unique cultural tapestry woven in with its distinct influences to capture the essence of Singapore?s multicultural heritage.
Are you ready? Let?s embark on a gastronomic journey of local fare that uniquely distinguishes Singapore as a food capital of Asia.<<<
♪ Ted Nugent can do one better!! "He whipped out his BIG 10 inch" Suck on that Burger King!!
That doesn't even look mildly appetizing.
It might be because I don't have a dick, but quite personally, advertising sex and food together has no effect on me at all. It's just like, "Oh look, it's just some twit sloppily eating a cheeseburger." FAIL.
As for the oral fixation fantasy hype, it hasn't been shocking since Paris Hilton did it...and actually, it wasn't even controversial then.
Maybe the media should try something a little bit more different at this point because, frankly, I'm bored and the food being advertised still looks nasty as hell.
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"I can't help it the kid was too short to reach my dials!"
Wonder if I dare to print out the ad poster size and tape it to the drive thru menu?
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... it sounded hot in my brains. - MK
oops double post sorry
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... it sounded hot in my brains. - MK
"Uhm, the studio has a problem with the album cover. It's offensive"
-Why?
"You put a naked woman on all fours with a blindfold on with a dog-collar and someone shoving a glove in her face with the title "SMELL THE GLOVE" and you don't think that's sexist?"
-What's the matter with 'sexy'?
I hate Booger King.
And, that pedo-King dude in their commercials is a freak.
Submitted by zomay on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 1:55pm.
Why don't you just change your name from BK to BJ and get it over with. Thanks.
LOL.
Why don't you just change your name from BK to BJ and get it over with. Thanks.
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That look like it taste fucking well too LMAO! Dirty ass ad. We are all going to hell.
the slut demographic
Ahahahaha!
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MK about the whores on Dlisted:
..and there are animal stories, they like a kitten on a vacuum for some reason…
Submitted by EatYourVeggies on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 1:30pm.
Thank you dahling! Maybe it'll grow down over her mouth!
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I’m just saying it’s a perception that can be perceived from it.
Submitted by kacky on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 1:05pm.
LOL at your Teresa's hairline avatar.
Pizza Pizza was better - they had a 12 inch Italian.
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
FYI, this ad was not created by Crispin Porter & Bogusky, the agency that did the Spongebob or the King ads. That explains why it isn't as funny.
BK commercials are totally inappropriate...that King is creepy and pervy!
My sweetie heard me sputtering over this and went back to his desk to do some research. He found out that this ad is part of their campaign in Singapore.
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I’m just saying it’s a perception that can be perceived from it.
That print ad makes me want to go to Burger King, get a combo and a heaux...to go!
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Submitted by freebird on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 12:32pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 12:30pm.
Submitted by freebird on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 12:27pm.
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And someone that knows what to do with it! Too much, too little, can't work the machinery, AND WON'T ASK FOR DIRECTIONS = FAIL
You need a man with a slowhand, you need a lover with an easy touch, somebody who will spend some time and not come and go in a heated rush...
Real men don't need to ask for directions because we never get lost.
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wow BK's advertising is amazing.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 12:52pm.
Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 11:49am.
not to toot my own horn, but this sandwich could easily be called the 'provolone'
*puts thumbs in suspenders, whistles*
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Ha ha ha!! Epic win for your post. Not the one in your pants, slut!
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BWHAHAHAH! Kadooze to both of you. LMFAO!
What other kinds of ads can they put sex in? Infant diaper commercials would be good....oh wait, they've already done that. What else is there to pervert? Ideas? :D
Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 11:49am.
not to toot my own horn, but this sandwich could easily be called the 'provolone'
*puts thumbs in suspenders, whistles*
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Ha ha ha!! Epic win for your post. Not the one in your pants, slut!
She looks like someone's coming at her with a big butcher knife. They should make her look happy about getting 7 inches in the face, no?
"Fill your desire for something long, juicy and flame grilled ... A1 Thick and Hearty"
Are they trying to target fat, greedy, lonely women? Hmpfh, they need to leave me alone, I got enough pressures as it is. They can take those 7 inches and shove it up their piehole. But I guess that's their point.
I have to admit, I can't handle 7 inches in my mouth. No way no how.
Bravo to those who can.
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Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it. --- Rainn Wilson in Juno
Expecting my third in October.
They can try and imitate it and make it 7 inches long, but BK's still not gonna be anywhere near as good as Whataburger's A1 Thick & Hearty Burger that they bring out of hiding a couple times a year. Mmm... man, I wish it was that time of year too...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USK2i2ZUXTE
Submitted by KD on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 12:17pm.
You are so right. Someone has lost sight of the definition of "edgy".
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I’m just saying it’s a perception that can be perceived from it.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 12:30pm.
Submitted by freebird on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 12:27pm.
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And someone that knows what to do with it! Too much, too little, can't work the machinery, AND WON'T ASK FOR DIRECTIONS = FAIL.
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ITA! LMFAO!!!!
Submitted by freebird on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 12:27pm.
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And someone that knows what to do with it! Too much, too little, can't work the machinery, AND WON'T ASK FOR DIRECTIONS = FAIL.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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They were forced to remove the classic "you bet your sweet ASSpercreme" from the airwaves, but these nasty misogynist burger commercials are always A-OK.
go figure.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 12:26pm.
Submitted by freebird on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 12:21pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 12:18pm.
@Provy.
What about your, um, uh, girthiness?
After all, length don't matter when it's pencil thin.
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ITA about this one, too! Girth > length. (Not that I'm cavernous!)
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We ladies just want the best of both measurements.
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And someone that knows what to do with it! Too much, too little, can't work the machinery = FAIL.
OOOps! did I say asian girls, I meant to say Thai Ladyboys! Yum Yum
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 12:24pm.
Instead of having a woman with an open mouth, they should just have a big hairy wet red snatch in the ad. It'd get their point across better
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Hee hee!! That is nasty!! But it made me giggle.
Submitted by freebird on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 12:21pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 12:18pm.
@Provy.
What about your, um, uh, girthiness?
After all, length don't matter when it's pencil thin.
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ITA about this one, too! Girth > length. (Not that I'm cavernous!)
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We ladies just want the best of both measurements.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Whats up with that bitches hair I hope its a wig. I would never try and eat a sandwich with that lipstick on anyway. disaster... I think they shrunk her head to make the sandwich look bigger.
I dated a dude that like asian girls cause their tiny hands made his 7" look bigger. 7 inches definitely needs sum help lookin' bigger!