Nick Lachey And Vanessa Manilafolders Are Over
The poster couple for Ambien, Tittay Lachey and Vanessa Manilafolders, have quit the love! UsWeekly reports that Nick and Va...zzz...zzzz...zzzz..zzzzz See, even the thought of these two bring the sleepies faster than the soothing sounds of the rainforest. Just reading their names makes you want to fluff up a pillow, put your hand on your crotch and fall asleep! Anyway, surrender to the zzzzs or pop a No-Doz and read on.
Nick and Vanessa started dating right after he split up with Jessica Simpson in 2006. A source said, "It was an amicable break-up. They walk away from it still friends. They still care about each other very much. This is what's best for both of them."
You know, why can't whores stop with the "we're still friends" noise? Most of us walk away hating our exes in the heart, but still loving them in the genitals. So a more accurate statement would be: "It was an amicable break-up. They are still fucking. This is what's best for both of them." The end.
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I wouldn't be surprised if they are back together again in 5 days.
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Submitted by Youri on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 9:05am.
I'd still hit Nick. I bet he likes it nasty and hard.
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Eh, I always figured Nick as the slow and romantic type. He always seemed like a mush ball to me.
And please put my name down on the list of those volunteering to hit it. He's hot, love handles and all.
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
Didn't she and Lindsay engage in that scandalous fake lesbo/knife-play scene, in her kitchen or something? That seems like a lifetime ago.
Submitted by kanderso on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 8:58am.
How much you want to bet this ended because he wouldn't marry her? Either 1) he broke up with her because she kept nagging him about it or 2) she gave him an ultimatum and he said no and she broke it off to show him how awful it would be without her. I guarantee this is the reason.
I want him and J. Simp to get back together even though it will never happen. *Sigh* I'm a huge loser who loved them together. A J Simp and Nick reunion would make me squee. Again, I know this will never happen, but still.
Word.
Lane, I have been going to this high school for 7 years. I'm no dummy.
Submitted by carefreea on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 9:02am.
So does that mean they'll both fade away now? Please god.
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Not yet: Nick still has to release the breakup song.
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I'd still hit Nick. I bet he likes it nasty and hard.
Mark this as the last day anyone will ever hear about Vanessa Pig Minillo. Thank fucking god. Nick is still cute though, and has always seemed like a really nice, decent, and normal guy. I hope he finds someone. (Me, hehe.)
Thanks MK! I haven't drank coffee in days with the Mo heat and meds I was on, but you have successfully made me need it with this post!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
@loozer : Oh, i'd still hit him harder than Zachary Quinto kissing pavement.
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Bottom-feeder.
So does that mean they'll both fade away now? Please god.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
"It was an amicable break-up. They are still fucking. This is what's best for both of them."
Amen.
--thanks awfully--
he likes em slutty and dumb fo sho.
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Fucka doodle-do.
I still think he is Bi, not that there is anything wrong with that.
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I will miss (not) their boring hot tub fucking. Otherwise do not care.
How much you want to bet this ended because he wouldn't marry her? Either 1) he broke up with her because she kept nagging him about it or 2) she gave him an ultimatum and he said no and she broke it off to show him how awful it would be without her. I guarantee this is the reason.
I want him and J. Simp to get back together even though it will never happen. *Sigh* I'm a huge loser who loved them together. A J Simp and Nick reunion would make me squee. Again, I know this will never happen, but still.
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
Maybe now he can work on those love handles.
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Not surprised. That relationship had 'rebound' written all over it. I think she wanted to get married and he was still too bucked to try that again. Anyone hear his new single? Patience? He did not write it, but the words scream 'I am still not over my divorce quit pressuring me'.
Lane, I have been going to this high school for 7 years. I'm no dummy.
She was talkin' about marriage in an interview the other day...that's a 'lil embarassing.
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hugs y'all.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
I can't wait to see what tarty ho he fucks next.
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She can put her head there on me. Dude, WTF is wrong with your site? Did you buy one of Mario's POS servers?