Sunday, June 28th 2009

Birthday Sluts

Kathy Bates (61)
Lacey Schwimmer (21)
Kellie Pickler (23)
Karim Abdul-Jabbar (35)
Alessandro Nivola (37)
Tichinia Arnold (38)
Aileen Quinn (38)
Steve Burton (39)
Mike White (39)
Chayanne (41)
Gil Bellows (42)
John Cusack (43)
Mary Stuart Masterson (43)
Bruce Davison (63)
Mel Brooks (83)

Posted by: Michael K


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Hysteria's picture

Submitted by QuweenJillian on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 4:07pm.
Today is my birthday!!
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Happy Birthday, QuweenJillian!! Have a big one!

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Tristram's picture

Wasn't John Cusack in that movie where he trashed a good boom box over a girl? In Gross Pointe or something?

QuweenJillian's picture

Today is my birthday!!

StewieGriffin's picture

Kathy Bates should be hot slut of the decade just for all the hot nudes scenes she's given us. Bitch is truly not bothered.

letinstar's picture

kathy bates is such awesomeness...i had no idea she was a fellow cancerian...

happy birthday to all the birthday sluts today...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....

Steve Burton. A man who hasn't changed his hair or his complete inability to act or show human emotion in twenty years!

And Kathy Bates - HB Kathy! Kathy is the SHIT! Love her.

Madam Pince's picture

My adoration of Kathy Bates was totally cemented after that hot tub scene in About Schmidt. Go girl! Happy birthday!

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"I think that's our cue to go out to the desert and stick our heads in the sand so we don't have to witness this epic fuckery."

girl_cheese's picture

Love Kathy Bates. Especially in Primary Colors as the campaign manager fresh out of the loony bin. And Steve Burton ... if I could talk M.K. into marrying me, The Steve is the only guy I'd do a threesome wif. Love Mel Brooks, too, but definitely not in that way.

gucci's picture

Chayanne is a hot piece. so is kathy bates. other than that this is a pretty boring cancer birthday list

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Isn't it Bromantic?

sofster101's picture

She's only 61? I thought she was older!

Jessica_Wakefield's picture

Happy Birthday to Kathy "HE DIDN'T GET OUT OF THE COCKA DOODY CAR!!!!" Bates.

I love Misery. I would play my Liberace albums in her honor. If I actually had any Liberace albums.

joanne's picture

HB Mel Brooks, John Cusack and Kathy Bates.

kikichanelconspiracy's picture

Bettina! Great choice for Hot BD slut.

HB to Mel Brooks too.
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn

fengmei's picture

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DR.FUNK's picture

HB MEL BROOKS:
Mel will be there shooting "MARS:THE COMEDY" when we humans colonize space.Probably recycle the SPACEBALLS costumes.
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The Karim Abdul-Jabbar birthday slut mentioned here was a NFL running back of modest accomplishment.KAREEEM ABDUL-JABBAR of LA LAKERS fame is in his 60's.

zomay's picture

Steve Burton!

Happy Birthday

Jason Morgan.

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parissucksliterally's picture

Hurrah for Mel Brooks!!! You have given me decades of laughter!

Also to John Cusack, and Kathy Bates!!

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Ain't no other man, can stand up next to you
Ain't no other man on the planet does what you do
You're the kinda guy, a girl finds in a blue moon.
You got soul, you got class, you got style, you're badass

Albatross's picture

HB, Kathy - an amazing actress!

And John Cusack, I used to have such a crush on him. I think I kinda still do. :)

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Manbearpig's picture

Holy shit, Aileen Quinn "ANNIE" is 38!
I must have watched that movie a thousand times, I also performed in the play, and still remember all of the songs and choreography HA.
Maybe as a grown up I can one day play my dream role of Miss Hannigan.

"WHO ORDERED THE HAMBURGER WITH AIDS?"

MizRo's picture

The Grifters: John Cusack rocked that role. Anjelica Huston played his Mom.

Me too PeachPie: Jessica Tandy, Mary Louise Parker, Masterson... it was a great casting and a great story!

Love Stephen King books and his movies sometimes translate well, othertimes not. "Misery" was spot on.

DiamondDawg's picture

Submitted by Hysteria on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 10:49am.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 10:41am.
My goodness! That is WILD life! Vultures are a very a bad sign for sure! We used to get deer, skunks, rabbits. But nothing too edgy
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cat killed a bunny last week. SADZ. I rarely see deer (love them).

A hummingbird came to visit me yesterday morning and TODAY, too, while i was airing out the cat. There was also a kestrel who gives the other cat a hard time. Kestrels are very small, but very loud.

Oh yeah, and then there's the FAKE black mamba snake my neighbor has on her front porch. Presumably to scare away solicitors.

DiamondDawg's picture

Damnit. I just dropped the hot chocolate all over the kitchen floor. It was bad luck seeing that JAVELINA!!

EvilShoe's picture

I love Kathy Bates!! It might be cause we share a name.

John Cusack!!! Better Off Dead is the fucking shit!

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EvilShoe's song of the day:
Everlasting Love - Howard Jones
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ypTzwQrQgE

Tristram's picture

I got Tichinia once from a bus-stop toilet seat, but cleared it up with a 10-day course of Cipro.

Hysteria's picture

Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 10:41am.
My goodness! That is WILD life! Vultures are a very a bad sign for sure! We used to get deer, skunks, rabbits. But nothing too edgy

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Sibsi's picture

Mary Stuart Masterson & John Cusack must be twins!

Happy b-day to all b-day sluts, although I only heard about a handful of the people in that list.

DiamondDawg's picture

Thanks, Hysteria. Seeing that much wildlife in the am was a lil disturbing. I'm glad I "walked" Ivan The Cat on his leash w/harness this morning (in the backyard). I almost just booted him out - so glad I dint! I had a 6th sense earlier that coyotes were trolling the 'hood.

One time in Nogales (hell on earth), I saw a TURKEY VULTURE by the side of the road. I think he was munching on a dead bunny...

Hysteria's picture

Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 10:27am.

LMAO @ "This why there are NO CATS in my neighborhood." hahaa!

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Kathy is Queen Bitch to you.

El Bastardo's picture

Also Hapz to Ayelet Zurer, Isreali actress!

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0957909/

BABE!

mommy2kai's picture

My son's birthday is today, but I don't know if I'd let him party with any of these sluts. Maybe Mel Brooks, my son likes the Blazing Saddles movie.

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Green Is Good's picture

Team Mel Brooks! For the first and best version of The Producers, Blazing Saddles and Young Frankenstein.

"Sedagive! Give him a sedagive!"

EDIT: Hysteria, I forgot about The Twelve Chairs. That movie slays me!

Jaded - the original's picture

Happy bday Kathy Bates and Mel Brooks!

Loved Kathy Bates in "Six Feet Under". Does anyhone remember her in that HBO series?

**smootches MizRo**

DiamondDawg's picture

Submitted by Stock Broker on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 10:05am.
MK must REALLY be hungover. Kareem Abdul is 62 yrs old.
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I'm thinking "Karim" is the child spawn of "Kareem"...

Hysteria's picture

Big Happy Bday to Kathy Bates and the Genius of Comedy, Mel Brooks!

The Producers (1968)
The Twelve Chairs (1970)
Blazing Saddles (1974)
Young Frankenstein (1974)
Silent Movie (1976)
High Anxiety (1977)
History of the World, Part I
Spaceballs (1987)
Life Stinks (1991)
Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993)
Dracula: Dead and Loving It (1995)

Spaceballs, a personal fav

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How does Rosie O'Donnell take a bubble bath?

She sits in humongous tub of liquid hate and farts.

DiamondDawg's picture

Submitted by Hysteria on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 10:20am.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 10:16am.
Hey can I tell you guys about something kuhrazy I just saw?
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morning, Diamond! Yes, please do!
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Hai Hysteria!

Ok. On the weekends I go get a hot drink at the Starbucks drive-through, the DH always drives me.

We live out in the suburbs. It's the DESERT, but it's still BURBS. We're driving down the street and I'm "oh shit"! there's adead animal by the side of the road. The DH says "It's DOG." As we drive by I say "OH HELL NO!"

On the way back we drive by it again and I tell him to slow down to get a better look. It is as I believed when we first passed it - it was a dead Javelina. But this time it had what I thought was a "family member" checking it out. The DH again says "DOG"! As we get closer, IT'S A COYOTE!!!

So, apparently, the Javelina was trying to cross the road and got hit by a car and the coyote was looking for breakfast. The coyote was a skinny scrounge-y lil thing. This is why there are NO CATS in my neighborhood.

Mother Superior's picture

Kathy is awsome!!!
Happy b-day!!! Also to John, Mel and Gil!

Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4

carefreea's picture

HB my hot husband-to-be John and to Kathy Bates, she's fab.

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mcnightmare's picture

happy birthday to my inner white man, john cusack.
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have you ever went over a friends house to eat
and the food just aint no good?
i mean the macaroni's soggy, the peas are mushed
and the chicken tastes like wood!

DiamondDawg's picture

Submitted by howcomebubblegum on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 10:17am.
"It's called hobbling."
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I read the book - it was sicker than the movie.

Speaking of someone who's looked the same age FOREVER - that would be Kathy Bates.

Hysteria's picture

Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sun, 06/28/2009 - 10:16am.
Hey can I tell you guys about something kuhrazy I just saw?
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morning, Diamond! Yes, please do!

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DiamondDawg's picture

Here's a fun quiz - if'n you're a John Cusack fan.

It's called, "WHICH JOHN CUSACK CHARACTER ARE YOU?"

http://www.quizilla.com/quizzes/6050078/which-john-cusack-character-are-...

howcomebubblegum's picture

"It's called hobbling."

Love Kathy Bates in Misery.

DiamondDawg's picture

Team Kathy Bates, John Cusack, and Mary Stuart Masterson!!

Hey can I tell you guys about something kuhrazy I just saw?

Sensimina's picture

Too bad all Kelly Pickler got out of Hollywood was a botched face lift at 23.

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