The Real Housewives Of NJ: Danielle's Glowing Resume
Looking for a little before bedtime reading that'll make your toe nails perspire? Well, The Smoking Gun dug up reports from Danielle Staub's 1986 arrest which was briefly mentioned in the book Cop Without A Badge. You know, THE BOOK.
The report on TSG is longer than a Xerox machine manual, but it's worth every second. For those of you with a serious case of ADD, here's the gist of the report (it's still long):
When Danielle was living in Miami in 1986, she worked as an escort (*cough*vagina vendor*cough*) and went by the name of Angela Minelli. One of Danielle's johns was Daniel Claudio Aguilar. Daniel was a major coke dealer for the Colombian Cartel. In June of that year, Daniel sold two kilos of the bad shit for $48,000 to some dudes. Danielle's neighbor, Carmen Centolella, brokered the deal. Before the deal became final, Daniel sent Danielle to Carmen's apartment with one kilo of coke for testing. The dudes who were going to buy the shit turned on Danielle, stole the coke and ran off!Daniel blamed Carmen, beat his ass and then held him for ransom. Danielle was in on the kidnapping and made several calls to Carmen's father demanding $25,000 for his son's life. Carmen's daddy called the FBI. They traced the calls back to Daniel's apartment where they found Danielle. They arrested her ass and confiscated $16,000 cash and six kilos of coke. They also busted Daniel.
In order to save herself, Danielle turned on Daniel and agreed to work with prosecutors. She pleaded guilty to one count of extortion. When Danielle got out of jail, she received several threatening phone calls from a lady who said shit like, "Your life is at an end, honey." Danielle and the authorities both believe the threats were coming from Daniel's people. Danielle's apartment was also broken into several times.
During Daniel's trial, his lawyers pained Danielle as a prostitute coke whore. Daniel was found guilty and sent to prison. He got out in 1994.
When Danielle came off of probation in 1988, a doctor asked the court to keep her in a rehab program due to her drug history and lifestyle.
ESCANDALO! Teresa was right all along! You know after reading this shit, Teresa's Planet of the Apes hairline busted off forehead, crawled up to the nearest mountain top, pounded its chest and shouted "PROSTITUTION WHORE!!!!"
I would flip a table over this shit too, but I'd rather dance on top of one to celebrate Danielle/Beverly/Angela. Bitch knows how to live!
I just hope they turn this into a Cinemax (Lifetime won't do it justice) movie starring Pete Burns as Danielle.
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I thought the same thing- Angela Minelli? A combo of Who's The Boss names?
Ugh, I hate it when men have my name.
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LOL I don't think watching stupid reality TV is on a federal agent's to-do list, fuckingclassy. Try submitting a tip to them on their website about her, though!!!
Who is this woman? Why is a street hooker from Miami on my TV?
Just watched the reunion. First of all, those skeevy looking broads are not fooling me. THERE'S A MOB CONNECTION no matter what they claim. Just look at the history of the Brownstone- hardly ever any events and those bitches are rolling in dough. Same with Teresa's husband, he has a "construction" co which in Jersey terms translates to money laundering as in this economy, he wouldn't be able to build a 2M house in Paterson. Douche always pays cash too- red flag.
I wonder if the FBI will be watching this show, and if they will catch on.it is hard to believe that a bussines in "Construction" would pay enough that they can afford to spend 120k on furniture in a whim. Also Dina Manzo married Tommy Manzo and was featured in a show called Platinum Weddings where they spend over a million dollars on her wedding, and she was a Bridezilla and her husband cheated on her. Here is a link to an article about that http://www.realfauxhousewives.com/?p=3092
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2009/04/27/2009-04-27_real_mob_story_of_...
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 9:33pm.
Evil - sometimes i hit refreshby mistake instead of 'submit'.
i find it hard to submit.
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I thought I was the only one that did that lol!
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"During Daniel's trial, his lawyers pained Danielle as a prostitute coke whore."
But they make it sound like it's a bad thing!
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Submitted by get serious on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 9:28pm.
Doesn't anyone in television do any background checking anymore?
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That's prob why they hired her...RATINGS!!
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Wow, big surprise. Nonetheless, Caroline, cunty Dina and baboon Teresa, still manage to make a prostitute, coke whore, kidnapper LOOK GOOD BY COMPARISION!!!!! Good work whores!
I fucking love this show and know why none of the husbands show their faces, everyone on it is a dimwit fool! As Caroline would say some things are men's work and some things, women's work....apparently humiliating yourself on national TV is woman's work. Turning out your whore wife and counting the money is men's. She's "traditional."
Caroline talks too much a lot, but she's got a good nose for things and she was right about this one. The woman is trouble.
And I don't trust Jacqueline, something is off about her.
Evil - sometimes i hit refreshby mistake instead of 'submit'.
i find it hard to submit.
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Submitted by Pygar2000 on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 8:43pm.
How and where does her "modeling" career fit into her glowing resume? I am thinking that maybe she was perhaps a hand or foot model at most as she is not runway or high-fashion worthy.
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Doesn't anyone in television do any background checking anymore? Particularly in "reality" tv (reality; what a joke, gotta love how scripted this garbage is). Also, knowing her own background, this whore is ADDICTED to people paying attention to her. Either that, or she's the most delusional bitch on planet earth: "there's no way ANYONE will ever find out what I did in my past". Well, guess what? APRIL FOOLS, DUMBASS! You just sent a "here I am, come get me" message to those you helped put in jail.
Her future? It's very short; it consists of an intimate up close & personal conversation with the Columbian drug dudes who are out looking for her...
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I love how she claimed that she didn't have any plastic surgery other than having her tits done. Stupid bitch looks Asian for a reason.
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Passing you tic-tacs, deoderant, and febreze JUST IN CASE.
Nah! Ya crazy whore!
It ain't you. The format is totally different for me (using FireFox w/ Adblocker) and it ain't working too good for me, either.
THIS is considered relevant? Fuck this shit.
Um, is there something wonky going on with dlisted? My posts are being deleted and all I said was that I needed to start watching this show.
??? I'm offensive now?
I tell you what ... I have fibromyalgia, which is a fucking pain sentence. If someone promised to kill me, I'd say, "come on over, honey .. do it NOW!!!"
In other news, Teresa is an escaped extra from the fucking zoo. Bitch has nuclear exposure.
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I agree with all the others who have said "how can this whore go on television and out herself and put her daughters in danger??!???!!
As for her "modeling career", many whores pose for dirty pictures at one time or another, This is the career she means.
She has the look of white trash criminal
Fuck! She literally lived a Miami Vice episode. In celebration of the 80s, I'll toast her.
The shitty thing is: i fear her kids may be without a mom soon b/c of all this.
This is too rich, I love it. Ha!
This story just solidify why Danielle/Beverly/Angela Minelli is my new IDOL.!!!!
I bet with those names, she has different personalities on each of them, I bet you....
like, if she's Danielle Staub now, she doesn't know who was Angela Minelli in the 80's . Like, "who are they? I am Danielle Staub, I don't know who are you tallking about". lol
Submitted by fuckingclassy on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 7:46pm.
This is what I don't fucking get: why would this fugly bitch go on tv if she knew she's got Colombians after her. 20 yrs later or not, those colombians always get you! what a dumb broad.
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Nevermind her . . . this narcissistic b!tch also might have put her daughters in danger by also showing them on national television. Stupid cunt!!
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I can not help it. I love this show.
Oh. Nevermind. Micelli, not Minelli. I get it.
Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
Um... That's what I mean. She just fused the two names together. And didn't Angela and Tony get married in the end? ...........
How and where does her "modeling" career fit into her glowing resume? I am thinking that maybe she was perhaps a hand or foot model at most as she is not runway or high-fashion worthy.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 8:26pm.
@angle - it was on a jj story in the afternoon links.
it could only be funnier if it turns out to be true!
britney acting and a holocaust jew named eton? AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHA
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And "The Yellow Star of Sopia and Eton" has sucha GREAT ring to it. *nervous and confus-ed look*
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So today I decided I was going to watch that retarded "NYC Prep" show, so I decided to change the channel to Bravo in anticipation and that's how I was exposed to this glamorous woman Danielle.
I confess that I smiled when I read this because I've been itching to find out what the fuck is THE BOOK!!!111 all about.
Thank you, MK for providing the cliff notes!
And fuck me, I just managed to add another trashy show to my already poor taste. I hate summers, the time I'm most vulnerable and easily hooked on dumb shit like this and Bridezillas...
Shit. If it were 1986 and I was a coke whore, I'd probably steal a name from "Who's The Boss?" too! Glad other people noticed the not so subtle reference to TV gold... Judith Light was fierce as Angela!
All this dramarama has me so over the moon!
She used a name like Maselli (Who's the Boss), so I think it's safe to say she was going for an Alyssa Milano thing.
Alyssa Milano played Amy Fisher in one of the finest cinematic masterpieces ever made.
Amy Fisher was a rent-a-ho before realizing her dream as a skin actress.
Therefore, Amy is the perfect choice to play Danielle in the Lifetime Original story.
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The mafia sisters may be bitches, but Danielle is fucking shady and socially retarded. Can't really blame Dina for being distrustful of her since Danielle seemed to have a un-fucking healthy interest in her.
I have a feeling Danielle will not be on the next season.
@angle - it was on a jj story in the afternoon links.
it could only be funnier if it turns out to be true!
britney acting and a holocaust jew named eton? AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHA
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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 8:11pm.
Only 12 comments on this story?
that's so sad.
in other funnier news:
Britney has reportedly been offered a role a new film called The Yellow Star of Sophia and Eton, which is set during World War II. Her character would be Sophia LaMont, who creates a time machine and travels back to World War II where she meets a Jewish man called Eton at a concentration camp.
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WTF? Is this some kinda joke I'm not getting...?
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I thought the same thing- Angela Minelli? A combo of Who's The Boss names?
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 8:11pm.
HAHAHAHAHHA *chokes* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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I can't follow what this is supposed to be about -too many names, too many Daniels.
Basically a bunch of skanky coke dealers did what sleazeballs like that do? And I'm reading about this on DListed because the woman with two or three aliases who KIDNAPPED and then THREATENED THE LIFE of her victim in an extortion attempt is now on TV?
No shock. It's reality TV, right? Low standards.
Coke is gross. It's for slimeballs and trash. Unfortunately one sees it too often, especially around a certain crowd of musicians and producers.
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Danielle looks like Teri Hatcher's less-anorexic sister.
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Only 12 comments on this story?
that's so sad.
in other funnier news:
Britney has reportedly been offered a role a new film called The Yellow Star of Sophia and Eton, which is set during World War II. Her character would be Sophia LaMont, who creates a time machine and travels back to World War II where she meets a Jewish man called Eton at a concentration camp.
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Danielle did say after all : name change, check, and I was arrested, check. Are you dense? (Michael K turns over table for dissing him at his dinner).
Daniele has lived a crazy life. I know the other wives are having a party over this. I would.
Martin Scorsese needs to get on this if he wants another Oscar.
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wow - Teresa was right: Prostitution Whore!
Danielle looks like a rat. Fugly.
I still want to know how this bitch can claim she was given a Black American Express card before Madonna.
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