The Real Housewives Of NJ: Danielle's Glowing Resume
Looking for a little before bedtime reading that'll make your toe nails perspire? Well, The Smoking Gun dug up reports from Danielle Staub's 1986 arrest which was briefly mentioned in the book Cop Without A Badge. You know, THE BOOK.
The report on TSG is longer than a Xerox machine manual, but it's worth every second. For those of you with a serious case of ADD, here's the gist of the report (it's still long):
When Danielle was living in Miami in 1986, she worked as an escort (*cough*vagina vendor*cough*) and went by the name of Angela Minelli. One of Danielle's johns was Daniel Claudio Aguilar. Daniel was a major coke dealer for the Colombian Cartel. In June of that year, Daniel sold two kilos of the bad shit for $48,000 to some dudes. Danielle's neighbor, Carmen Centolella, brokered the deal. Before the deal became final, Daniel sent Danielle to Carmen's apartment with one kilo of coke for testing. The dudes who were going to buy the shit turned on Danielle, stole the coke and ran off!Daniel blamed Carmen, beat his ass and then held him for ransom. Danielle was in on the kidnapping and made several calls to Carmen's father demanding $25,000 for his son's life. Carmen's daddy called the FBI. They traced the calls back to Daniel's apartment where they found Danielle. They arrested her ass and confiscated $16,000 cash and six kilos of coke. They also busted Daniel.
In order to save herself, Danielle turned on Daniel and agreed to work with prosecutors. She pleaded guilty to one count of extortion. When Danielle got out of jail, she received several threatening phone calls from a lady who said shit like, "Your life is at an end, honey." Danielle and the authorities both believe the threats were coming from Daniel's people. Danielle's apartment was also broken into several times.
During Daniel's trial, his lawyers pained Danielle as a prostitute coke whore. Daniel was found guilty and sent to prison. He got out in 1994.
When Danielle came off of probation in 1988, a doctor asked the court to keep her in a rehab program due to her drug history and lifestyle.
ESCANDALO! Teresa was right all along! You know after reading this shit, Teresa's Planet of the Apes hairline busted off forehead, crawled up to the nearest mountain top, pounded its chest and shouted "PROSTITUTION WHORE!!!!"
I would flip a table over this shit too, but I'd rather dance on top of one to celebrate Danielle/Beverly/Angela. Bitch knows how to live!
I just hope they turn this into a Cinemax (Lifetime won't do it justice) movie starring Pete Burns as Danielle.
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Submitted by putas on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 7:29am
Is the Columbian cartel still around? I thought they went out with Escobar. I doubt she has anything to worry about.
Submitted by FilthyBitch on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 7:05am
Someone said they spotted her daughter holding it.
I still like her better than all those other stupid whores. So she got down in the 80's, so she was a coke who-or, who cares. It just proves she had a little too much fun, did some stupid shit and paid the price.
I don't think her crime is as bad as Caroline's mob father in law or best friend Bernie the dirty cop.
Ya gotta love the sheer stupidity of Caroline, so Danielle's a dangerous, horrible woman because she got her hands dirty, maybe she's related to your hubby's family? You and your parasite sister live off the proceeds of criminals like this, directly or indirectly. It doesn't matter. And without the tie to organized crime, Dina's just a piece of lint......too boring for tv.
"Crazy, but I believe that Danielle came out looking best after the reunion show.
Teresa- dumb dumb dumb
Caroline- enough already, you're starting to become a cartoon
Dina- enough with the tears. Gah!
Jaqueline- "save me from my sisters in law" eyes aren't going to save you, honey.
Teresa- DUMB."
There aren't enough "dittos" in the world. This is perfect. Especially the bit about Caroline. I can't stomach her, never could, but last night was hilarious. No one should "dare say" that her FIL was in the mob? Um, homie was found bound, with four slugs in the gut, in the trunk of a car that'd been missing for four days. If that's not "whacked" WTF is?
Really, I always thought that Andy was out and proud but I pretty much assume everyone is gay these days...lol
well if the columbians decided to chop Wonky Tits into car-trunk-size pieces (and anything would be an improvement to her looks at this stage) then at least we'd know who did it! Danielle: fucked up pooba with 'how'd they get to be so normal' kids has a coupla brain cells floating around in that whoreanous head after all.....
danielle HAS to have had cheek implants. i couldn't stop staring at them, especially when her head was tilted. they are HUGE. her daughters are quite beautiful and look nothing like her.
My brother-in-law worked at a Plastic Surgeon's office and says he has seen enough Pre and Post-Op pictures and looking at her mug shots and now that he is certain that Danielle has had much more plastic surgery than she admitted. She has also had a face lift, brow lift, also, either a chin implant or silicone pumped into her chin, and rhinoplasty.
I cannot stop watching these totally unlikeable "mob wives"...and no matter how much defending they do it is as clear as that klassy with a k Teresa's planet of the apes hairline that they are mob wives...no amount of tears from that fake ass Dina or tough talk from Caroline will change it. I honestly don't think Danielle is that bad, and find it completely cruel that those stuck up broads want to come off all holier than thou towards her. She is the only one that has shown restraint and some modicom of class on that reunion show. The rest came of as exactly what they are stupid, vapid, rich bitches who have never lived outside their tiny world, and have the nerve to judge someone so harshly that did. I really hate Teresa though, she is dumber than a box of rocks and makes up words, and has the nerve to say things like she would never live in a house that was lived in before. Claims she only pays in cash because of the recession...huh??? What the hell does that mean...and Caroline is just a big, ugly fat redhead that married into money. No doubt the more the try to defend their selves and their squeaky clean images the dirtier they look!
Why would she go on TELEVISION if she has people that want to kill her? Just put a target on her back.
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You are so right about the gay "joke" and then rejoinding with that old line, "But some of my best friends are ____." Yes, Teresa, that is so Jersey, aka, that is so ignorant. (But she's right, Danielle is a big drama queen, which is why we love her crazy ass.)
I was cracking up every time that Danielle/Berverly/Angela (DBA) would give the side eye, a look no doubt perfected in prison when someone would try and steal her eyeliner.
Loathe, Caroline, loather her. Her "Let me tell you something" tag line makes me roll my eyes. That ridiculous soliloquy about her father-in-law was unbearable. He was found dead in a trunk with his arms and legs bound. Um, it's called a whack, honey. Fine, you can defend yourself against hideous mob accusations and Dina can get all teary, but it's not okay for crazy-as-a-loon Danielle to defend herself when you go on national television talking about a book written by her ex-husband. Oh, he has no axe to grind, unlike those awful Feds and journalists writing about the Manzo crime connection. Hypocritical assholes. Still, I liked Caroline's shoes.
Did I state that Danielle, aka Beverly, aka Angela, is nuts? And do eyebrow lifts count as surgery? Still, I'd take her any day over that phony Dina. Her brother Chris knows what a bitch she is. Trust.
I liked that Andy Cohen finally came out.
If Danielle took down the Lord of the Colombian Drug Cartel, then the Manzo sisters would be a piece of cake.....
Putas: word!
The Daniel/Danielle storyline confused me, just like Wuthering Heights which had one too many Catherines
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Fucking classy> So right about Paterson. My cousin lives in that low rent housing right off of main street (where those artists and stuff from NYC can live for practically free as long as they are living their dream) and I mean I didn't know Paterson was that bad. But apparently she was saying it is straight up ghetto. But you know they do have a Rainbow so...
And they have a great pizza shop right on main street. lol. Love Paterson! And West Orange! Those Africans can cook some mean pepper soup at this club right off of Essex
i hate that cunty Caroline sitting there in her pretty pink party dress pretending to be Mamma Corleone. theresa, however, is hilarious.
I never saw RHNJ but I did see the reunion show and I didn't understand what the fuck Danielle/Daniel did that was so wrong? I thought she slept with one of their mens or something. And yes, he is hard and hideous, but none one of those females could be anything close to fabulous, beautiful, or classy.
I think they were being hypocritical trying to call that girl/man out on her past when they are fucking La Bella Mafia (especially Caroline's little army) if there ever was one. You mean to tell me that none of their familia was in La Costra Nostra when Caroline basically threatend to hand out cement shoes to anyone who talked shit about her family? Like you can deny being in the mob all you want because you're never supposed to admit it, but don't try to go so hard to deny it because we all know it's true. Just shut up about it.
And I was so glad when that honey host told Theresa "Cleansy" Retard that what her husband said was offensive and then my favorite line, "Joe has plenty of gay friends he would never be that way." Bitch, he just was. It's the equivalent of making a nigger joke and then being like oh I have all these black friends I don't mean any harm. What-the-fuck-eva!
PROSTITUTION WHORE!!!!! *flips table fixes bubbies
seriously kdraco...right? so that makes me wonder is this story (all of it) true? Obvs. she got arrested and mug shots exist, etc. but i wonder if this back story is being embellished to add interest to the show. Eh. Honestly people have gone into witness protection for less.
She rather be on tv and get killed than hide and live? Bitch is buggin'
i won't watch this shit but MK i like the real breakdown much better.
So let me get this straight.. the guy she turned on (the cartel motherfcuker) is now out of jail and she's not, I don't know, in witness protection?!?
And she's parading around where he (or any of his people) can get to her? Is she insane or really that dumb? I really want to know why she's not in hiding. Desire for fame can't really be greater than desire to live can it?
I still wanna know where the fucking book came from. I re-watched the fight episode just to clarify and when she entered the dining room she had NOTHING but a purse about the size of a fucking banana.
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I managed to keep away from this show all season and then got stuck watching the finale as I was flipping stations. Damn it!
I'm not sure how much I really paid attention, because I was mesmerized by Daniell's McDonald's Golden Arch eyebrows. And the stupid smirk on her face when she put the book on the table. But mostly those brows. Monet could paint a whole landscape between those eyes and brows.
Danielle/Beverly/Angela looks like she got beat with an ugly 2x4, and she looks exactly like she did in her mug shot from 20 years ago, so I would LOVE to know what the fuck kind of modeling she was doing.
I have a feeling it only involved maybe hands and cocks.
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she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined the famous online service***B l a c k W h i t e L o v i n g - c O m***--- a place for men to spoil and support sexy women..
That is some serious shit.
I wonder though (I wonder whyTF I am on this site at this time...addictive), how stupid can Danielle be knowing that if she is on RHNJ all thi shit will come out in the open. Is she that delusional and media hungry or is this story overblown ( like Theresa and Dina's hair)?
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foxontherun, still trolling i see. don't you ever sleep?
crystal gayle, how is your cult ridden daughter? or your wife beater husband?
I hate prosecutors. They make prostitute coke whore sound like a bad thing.
Everyone did coke in Miami in the 80's.
Best coke movie is Cocaine Cowboys-download on netflix.
Bitch looks like an old coke whore. I don't have a TV so tell me where exactly, does she claim she met her husband? A tricks (sorry truck) stop on I-80 on her way from Miami to Jersey?
It would be great if she was supposed to keep all down low from the DD's after this incident, but bitch went and put her face on TV and now the DD's henchmen from back in the day have reissued their hit.
Submitted by Sibsi on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 8:42pm.
So today I decided I was going to watch that retarded "NYC Prep" show, so I decided to change the channel to Bravo in anticipation and that's how I was exposed to this glamorous woman Danielle.
I confess that I smiled when I read this because I've been itching to find out what the fuck is THE BOOK!!!111 all about.
Thank you, MK for providing the cliff notes!
And fuck me, I just managed to add another trashy show to my already poor taste. I hate summers, the time I'm most vulnerable and easily hooked on dumb shit like this and Bridezillas...
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these housewives are getting worse and worse. I bet kim what's her face is happy. The one from atlanta, attention is off her.
Man, the bacteria swimming around in that petri dish...
Danielle is so not hawt.
Word, fuckingclassy.
Crazy, but I believe that Danielle came out looking best after the reunion show.
Teresa- dumb dumb dumb
Caroline- enough already, you're starting to become a cartoon
Dina- enough with the tears. Gah!
Jaqueline- "save me from my sisters in law" eyes aren't going to save you, honey.
Teresa- DUMB.
Submitted by Terrapwn3d on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 10:36pm.
Ugh, I hate it when men have my name.
Speaking of your my name - "FoxOnTheRun" - very jealous of your profile name. Great song.
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holySHIT, this gives me Miami Vice flashbacks! AND she still looks fresher than Lindsey Lohan. Someone give her a skin care line STAT!
I remember that one episode of Who's The Boss where they spelled Tony's name wrong on a locker or some shit...it said "Minelli".
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Haaa Haaa planet of the apes hairline!!!
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saw PART 1 reunion and Danielle pretty much kept her stupid mouth shut;skeerd of the other wivesLOL. shes a big ho and she knows it.
PART 2 Tursday! :D
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Tommy screams GAY!!!! complete with jazz hands.
I loathe people like these two. People are dying from starvation and they spend $600,000 on flowers.
I just hope they turn this into a Cinemax (Lifetime won't do it justice) movie starring Pete Burns as Danielle.
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Oh, MK. That made my fucking night.
You know the other "Housewives" are thinking HOW CAN WE TOP THIS? The bitches in NYC are pathetic compared to this tacky as shit Mafia lot. Sure Dina Manzo's husband is gay but Danielle is the one giving epic reality TV.
Now if Danielle could hook up with Jeff Conaway from Celebrity Rehab, we could REALLY have something.