Wednesday, June 24th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 23rd!
The CDC was immediately alerted when neighborhood children were found riding on Paris Hilton's crotch creatures. - missmorgan
Runners-up:
She got pulled over for D.W. Eye - fleawatch
Octomom hides this one in the closet so nobody finds out about the fetus en fetu - justchick1966
After shown this picture taken by a microscopic lens, Paris Hilton was shocked to see that her herpes also had a wonky eye. - libelslibels
VIA Street Anatomy (Thanks Jennifer)
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Peek - a - boo... Eye see you!
The CDC was immediately alerted when neighborhood children were found riding on Paris Hilton's crotch creatures.
2030: Madonna playing with her first gradchild.
17 years from now during the Intervention, the parents will wonder where they went wrong.
A still from "Transformers 3," starring Kate Gosselin.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Product placement #2386 on Jon & Kate Plus 8.
Paris and Nicki were unhappy to find thier baby pics. had been leaked to the media.
Gwenny queefed and out popped this... she now has a daughter named GOD.
awwwwww..Mickey Rourke takes his kiddie to the park.
Gwenny queefed and out popped this... she now has a daughter named GOD.
Kate's vagina realizes that after this it's contractual obligation to TLC for one more Gosselin will be over and she can go home and rest.
Now that the sun is finally out, it's good to take the kid out on a nice, leisurely troll.
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Bottom-feeder.
The Gosselins Big Announcement: Kate just gave birth to her bodyguard's bastard child! Here are the delivery room photos to prove it!
I knew vaginas had teeth, but I didnt know babies came out fully clothed.
It's the new Garbage Pail Kid- Brain Aneurysm Jasmine
Only an infant can get inside the mind of Perez.
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Come sit on Uncle Loozer's Lap and tell me what's wrong...
Andre the Giant really wanted to be in his grandkids lives...just probably not quite like this...
On again, off again Evan Rachel Wood and Marilyn Manson seem have rekindled their romance again.
The Hemroid Ate My Baby!
(must use Australian accent)
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Come sit on Uncle Loozer's Lap and tell me what's wrong...
Wake up, mom!
*opens eye*
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
Baby Emma always cried when women pinched her cheeks and said how cute she was so her mother bought her this car. Now they've stopped doing it.
Even though they're not her biological babies, one twin definitely takes after SJP more than the other.
Is that Stella Doreen riding on mommy Tori Spelling?
Pauliesgirl419
Tim Burton shouldn't design kids toys.
"The CHEST, you idiot! You're supposed to burst out of the CHEST!!!"
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Bottom-feeder.
Just in time for Christmas 2009: The Stan Winston line from Playskool.
Madonna's roidy clit likes to keep an eye on her purchases.
Wow somebody got a piture of Nicole Kidman before she discovered botox. Keith had it made into a car for little Sunday Roast so she could actually spend some time with her mama.
Michelle Duggar's vagina drops out another one.
The kid is practically auditioning to be strapped to Parasite's back to reach around and pull back the wonk 24/7.
An eye for an eye, a tot for a tot.
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Bottom-feeder.
ELL OH ELL @ Raul!!!
I fucking can't wait to see the outcome of this! May the best slut win!
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
When John Mayer was finally able to get inside Aniston's head.
Not a caption:
I want an eye ball mobile! Sign me up!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 2:47pm.
Some girls start riding " The One Eyed Monster" a lot sooner than others
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HA! I love it, damn you!
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Bottom-feeder.
All of Hollywood seems to have babies on the brain!
Pffft! They said SJP used a surrogate!
"Quaid, start the reactor BEEP BEEP"
Some girls start riding " The One Eyed Monster" a lot sooner than others.
not a caption: there is a really, really bad "head" joke in this but I just can't bring myself to make it.
Well, at least Madonna is actually spending time with little Mercy -Jmck101
Well, at least Madonna is actually spending time with little Mercy -Jmck101
Final proof that Angelina has babies on the brain.
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Bottom-feeder.
I wonder if when you honk the horn it sounds "Heeeeyyyy yooooouuuuuu guuuyyyyyys".
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"I do believe in goats." - Johnny Depp
I pull eyelid back so I can eats your brainsss!
New from the Mind of Minolta.
Garbage Pail Bastards
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"I've met Janeane Garofalo and she's a cunt"-Artie Lange