Wednesday, June 24th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 23rd!
The CDC was immediately alerted when neighborhood children were found riding on Paris Hilton's crotch creatures. - missmorgan
Runners-up:
She got pulled over for D.W. Eye - fleawatch
Octomom hides this one in the closet so nobody finds out about the fetus en fetu - justchick1966
After shown this picture taken by a microscopic lens, Paris Hilton was shocked to see that her herpes also had a wonky eye. - libelslibels
VIA Street Anatomy (Thanks Jennifer)
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Pimp My Ride - Ryan Seacrest
Rob Zombie's new line of baby strollers are all the rage in Silverlake. This model is called Brain Fart. Suck it.
Not be outdone by Madonna who teamed up with POOP for Mercy's bedroom, Pete and Asshole asked John Waters and Steve O to create Bronx's toys.
Madonna and Ang are leaving this one for La Aniston.
ricki lake's idea of a pregnant snatch...teeth and all.
You know I'm teasing you ricki.
Baby Mady tried to drive away with Kate's uterus but the possum-headed cunt caught her.
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SLUTS - NOT CUNTS!
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Octomom hides this one in the closet so nobody finds out about the fetus en fetu!
LOLZ * kissehz
justachick66
Imagine what she'll get at 16
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SLUTS - NOT CUNTS!
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~cheetos & frapp~
How SJP's doctor got her to realize why taking Matthew's Peen in her Poon to create a baby would be a very, very bad idea in 9 months time.
After the baby ate the purple peter eater's horn, the purple peter eater ate the baby.
Xenu baby mobile.
WTF, so Paris's crabs are now having babies.
It's not much on performance or handling, but the thing does have an impressive grill.
Even as an infant, Paris was known to like the one-eyed monster
Oh how fun! The new Gary Busey Bumper Cars are open at Six Flags!
Just an ultrasound picture of one of the babies inside OctoMom's eggs.
In 'Labyrinth 2' the goblin baby snatchers make great use of the HOV lane
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"I've met Janeane Garofalo and she's a cunt"-Artie Lange
Kate had one for each of the kids when they were young, it prepared them and made the possum-hair a little less scarier.
Dumbass Genie, he said make a wish old girl and it shall be granted, so I said I wanted to be young again and to ride the one-eyed monster one last time. What kind of genie fuckery is this!
It's okay. The kid has seen Maggie Gyllenhaal's snatch.
Marion Loretta Elwell Broderick meets her namesake.
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"I think that's our cue to go out to the desert and stick our heads in the sand so we don't have to witness this epic fuckery."
When Wonky finally gave birth, one of her crabs decided to make a run for it with the kid.
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
it wasnt the pressure that screwed up paris, it was her baby toys.
Jesus Christ, Mary and Joseph we're fucking Catholics, dammit.
sean preston perparing to meet mommy after she was released from the celeb insane asylum.
Jesus Christ, Mary and Joseph we're fucking Catholics, dammit.
"Take it back; it's NOT BLACK ENOUGH!" - Vadge to her Nanny Bitches
Who knew Mickey Rourke's inner child was a little girl.
Honor Warren scoots around on her custom-made Miseralbamobile.
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
Submitted by libelslibels on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:20pm.
After shown this picture taken by a microscopic lens, Paris Hilton was shocked to see that her herpes also had a wonky eye.
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This is so funny!!!
The surgery showed conclusive evidence that the only thing on Angelina's mind was BABIES.
It's nice to know that Madonna is spending some one on one time with little Mercy
-Jmck101
Kate Gosselin without the possum on top on her head
Paris births conjoined twins. She's over the moon.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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It's official, Katie's got a new bun in the scientolo-oven!
Her gynocoligyst wasn't surprised that Madonna's vagina was shaved or that it had teeth but she got a bit of a shock when Madonna conceived a fully clothed baby.
Stereotyps really piss me off. Women think about more than babies and one eyed monsters ya know!
amy winehouse reportedly thinking about having a child.
Early childhood photos of Kate Gosselin go a long way in explaining why she thinks her look is normal.
Courtney Love has been trying to get her new meth inspired children's toy line picked up by Target but it has been met with mixed reviews...
And here we have a cat-scan of a woman who's obsessed with babies...the question is if it's Kate, Nadya, or Angelina.
When he asked for a picture of a babe ridding a one eyed monster this is not what he had in mind.
If you're a shrink, this is what's known as JOB SECURITY.
Mommy can we keep it ?
When Ed McMahon signed the forms to donate his brain after death, I don't think this is what he had in mind.
The original promo poster for Benjamin Button was thankfully vitoed.
Jennifer Aniston daydreams of babies and torturring John Mayer...simultaniously.
Wrinkled with half a brain....it's the Betty White-mobil
When I was a kid I would have cut someone for that walker.
After shown this picture taken by a microscopic lens, Paris Hilton was shocked to see that her herpes also had a wonky eye.
Baby Abby isn't as cute as her older sister but she does have her mothers beautiful green eye.
Geez....It's too soon for Ed McMahon toys.