Wednesday, June 24th 2009

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For June 23rd!

The CDC was immediately alerted when neighborhood children were found riding on Paris Hilton's crotch creatures. - missmorgan

Runners-up:

She got pulled over for D.W. Eye - fleawatch

Octomom hides this one in the closet so nobody finds out about the fetus en fetu - justchick1966

After shown this picture taken by a microscopic lens, Paris Hilton was shocked to see that her herpes also had a wonky eye. - libelslibels

VIA Street Anatomy (Thanks Jennifer)

Posted by: Michael K


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Congrats Winners! Woohoo!

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Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 06/24/2009 - 8:05am.
I WAS ROBBED!

I AGREE 1000000%!!!!! :(

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Congrats to all winners!! LOL :)

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JABIFFXOXO

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libelslibels LMAO
congrats to all the winners, funny !

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice

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Congrats winners!

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Kongratz fucky (typo but it stays) hos!

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Chicago area 5K race 2009: http://rallyforautism.com/

Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca

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I WAS ROBBED!

YAY winners! Good stuff.

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

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Tehehheeeee.....thanks for the laugh on a chaotic work day! Well done y'all!!!! :D

Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4

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Congrats winners - tough CT so well done!!

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The Tragically Hip: Ahead By A Century

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Why you don't let Stephen King babysit your kids anymore.

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Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash

In an effort to win back Angelina, Billy Bob tries to prove he is good with kids

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High-speed photography reveals the horror, the utter horror on the nit's face when it realized it had lodged in HoHan's eyebrow.

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Bottom-feeder.

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"It's NOT a TUMOR!"

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GM bounces back with a new form of transport made from recycled ovarian tumors!

Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??

It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.

such as ^-^ http://SugarDaddyChat.com/ ^-^

it's the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man!

This cleverly designed foreskin car from MATEL, just rub it and watch it become a full size SUV before your eyes !

Gary Glitter's Cat Scan proved, he really does have children on the brain.

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No Mom and Dad, I won't grow up to butcher you guys in your beds when I'm 15 from the trauma.

Rock-a-bye baby, in the cyclops
when at the playground, children run shocked
Shauna sand's nipples are less of a fright
nightmares for baby, sweet baby goodnight

Michael Jackson's new Smart Car looks exactly like him AND can scoop up a toddler and deposit it at the Neverland Ranch in the blink of its eye.

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Pete Doherty then...Dreamboat now.

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How NOT to rehabilitate a pedophile.

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How Republicans see hybrids

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The result of Perez Hiltons brain scan.

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It's official with photos to prove. All Hollywood starlets have baby on the brain.

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Perez Hilton in pimp my ride.

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Baby Lohan and her fire-crotch rocket in training!

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Madballmobile

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Jon's escaped manhood tries for a baby of its own.

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This thing loves babies almost as much as Dlisted.

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Xenu dreams up the next baby for TomKat.

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When Kate Gosselin Lost her child she got a real Headache....

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Since.the.get-away-driver,wasn't.quick.enough,
madonna.had.to.picky-bag,her.next.victim.

(sorry.if,i,sound.like.Stephen.Hawkins,buti.had.to.type.this.with.a.broken.keyboard)

Kate Gosselin FINALLY proves that everything she does is "for the kids" after she converted Jon's head into a toy car after the divorce. His nut sack was used for brakes. Safety first!

The Mickey Rourke comeback continues...

Insert Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter joke here.

Wow~~ the baby is cute!!!

Sexy ++ ++ Love ++ Celebrity Singles ++ + ====

~~~B l a c k W h i t e l o v i n g.c O m~~

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Creep My Ride: The PowerWheels Edition

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The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.

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Submitted by awelch on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 6:42pm.
finally perez hilton is useful for something...

oops.. didnt realize I was posing in the Caption THis thread!!!

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People come up to me and they try to talk shit, man
I was making records when you were sucking your mothers DICK!

Since GM went belly-up, I only buy Mongolian...

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perez hilton is good for something.. pork rinds.

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People come up to me and they try to talk shit, man
I was making records when you were sucking your mothers DICK!

finally perez hilton is useful for something...

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After viewing Meagan Fox's brain scan the doctor's finally understood where all her "genius" came from

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Little Tikes releases Cozy Coupe, Suri Edition: now you can ride straight to hell, just like Dad

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You see! I just knew Amy Winehouse was hiding something under that beehive!

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From the Illustrated Scientology Bible: and on the seventh day Xenu delivered the Suri child to the virgin couple.

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Submitted by fleawatch on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 5:51pm.
She got pulled over for D.W. Eye
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hahahahha

She got pulled over for D.W. Eye

People dont hear much about Jon & Kate's son Cletus...with conjoined twin myslexia...His show is called CLETUS PLUS FETUS........

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Consultants told John McCain to wear something that made him look younger.