Time Out For Jon & Kate
After Jon & Kate's marriage has already been diced up and fed to wild boars (no relation to Kate's possum head), TLC is now making the decision to press "pause" on the show until August. The L.A. Times reports that the decision didn't come from the family, it came from the network.
Before you go and lick TLC's taint for being the mighty hand of morals and reason, I think they were forced to make the decision due to the fact that they just don't have enough footage for new episodes. A source said that this season, all the episodes were shot at the last minute and not completed until the day it aired. The next new Jon & Kate episode will air on August 3rd.
While watching last night's episode, I wondered how the camera dudes and production hos deal with all the awkwardness. I mean, I made the wrong decision of watching that shit completely SOBER. I haven't felt that uncomfortable since I ran into my 70-something doctor at a sex shop with a double-sided dildo and a leather harness in his hands. It made my pubic hair sweat.
I bet the cameramen and Kate's tortured possum head do lines of crushed down Valium pills together just to deal. It's like Thanksgiving dinner with your newly divorced parents every day.
And is TLC going to change the title when the show comes back in August? I'm thinking, Jon Plus 8 (Friday through Sunday), Kate All The Other Days. Or Jon & Kate Seper8. Or Jon H8s Kate. Yeah, let's go with the last one.
Here's some thrilling pictures of Jon taking out the trash and Kate getting gas yesterday. Tomorrow I will have even more interesting pictures of Kate popping her zits and Jon massaging his bunions.
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I prefer not to think of either of these people as sexual beings....Jon's dick probably looks like a crushed Hot Tamale, freshly scraped from the theater floor. Tiny and bright red. And good luck finding it under his fat apron. His fat apron that is being tightly hugged by an Ed Hardy t-shirt.
As for Kate, I just hope the curtains don't match the drapes. It would give a new definition to "beaver".
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I so agree. I actually think Kate is pretty hot though. She is very attractive and with 8 kids so damn. Jon who hasn't given birth to anything looks horrible. What a fat ass. I picture his dick looking like that also. You know if he fucked his wife right she would be completely different. You know his dick ain't shit LMAO!
I absolutely love this show but Michael K YOU ARE GOD! I bow down and WORSHIP YOU! I think it's a tie between Jon & Kate Seper8 and Jon H8S Kate!
I still thin Kate is right. Anyone who deals with children or has children know it is exhausting. Psychically mentally the whole nine. Its not like a preschool teacher who gets to knock off and go home and relax. She has to deal with it all day everyday. She has only RECENTLY been going out after raising them practically by herself for 5 YEARS! Jon is just lazy and decided he doesn't want to deal with his responsibilities anymore. If you haven't seen more than 1 or 2 episodes you wouldn't know. Any man who wants to just divorce his wife WITHOUT even trying to get help or even talk to her for that matter is a pathetic asshole. I don't think she talked "mean" to him either. He isn't a boy, if he helped her out more she wouldn't be so stressed. I couldn't even imagine raising that many kids all at the same age at the same time. I'm getting tired thinking about it. And the fact that he finds this "exciting since he's still only 32" proves what a jackass he is. Buying a two seater care, moving to New York, wearing Ed Hardy, TWO earrings and coming out of bars without his wedding ring and a 23 year old. Now JUST IMAGINE if this was Kate doing all this. I don't understand why people are blaming her when he has done all this shit. He is a pathetic lazy fucking BOY.
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ http://SugarDaddyChat.com/ ^-^
it's the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man!
Sooooooo,if these guys are really over,why are they still wearing wedding rings?For the kids,maybe?Or maybe they're fucking geniuses,and are pulling the the possum hair over our eyes?
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I'd still fuck Kate. I'd grudge-fuck her until she was sore and begged for mercy. Then I'd fuck her again, just for fun.
The MusicMan has SPOKEN!
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 9:17pm.
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Hey, any guys out there who would like to help me implant 10 embryos in my womb? I know I could outdo that Octo Ho, and in these "tough economic times" I could really use the money, plastic surgery, and other goodies.
Submitted by ricki lake on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:26pm.
He's not Polynesian, he's half Korean/half white. His family is also from Hawaii but they're not native Hawaiian.
Submitted by blondetrouble on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 5:11pm.
Finally someone speaks out against the psychos on GWOP. That site makes me want them to continue the show out of spite. They moderate the comments so heavily that only the most hateful comments can go through, it's like the opposite of JJ. That's why I love DListed, everyone can share their opinion be it for or against something. (Even though you might get verbally attacked...)
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
They were not living apart, they were in separate bedrooms. They checked that box to get the divorce over quicker.
Ok, so UsWeekly is saying that these two wastes of space and reproductive organs have been living apart for TWO YEARS, per the divorce papers. Two years. So when they had that big renewal of vows last year, they were already living apart. I hope they have to pay that money back.
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I'm a good little girl! A good little,good little, good little girl!
When I first began watching the show, I wondered: "Is that guy high?"
Last night I realized he's just an imbecile.
WTF is she wearing? Anywho, maybe they'll go away now. I am so looking forward to Mady's version of Mommie Dearest. NO BOTTLED WATER EVERRRRRRRR!
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I'm a good little girl! A good little,good little, good little girl!
Jon and Kate Don't Even Rate!
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
It's official.
blondetrouble = Kate
Jon and Kate Begin to Date
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Good riddance to this trash.
I hope TLC decides to leave it on "hiatus" forever.
LOLLLLLLLZZZZZZ shee-it it's hot as balls in here. i watched this last night and just felt sad, in general. sad for the two of these tards and their cute kids.
i think it's so funny when people think they just KNOOOOWWWWW what went on behind the scenes of a 'reality' show. for all we know, when the cameras weren't rolling, jon could have choked a bitch. or kate could have tried to hit him with her car. or they both might just be SAD, TIRED ASS PEOPLE who bit off more than they could chew, and now have to deal with the meltdown of their family infront of the whole world. some people might say BOOHOOFORYOU, melting down in your mansion/NYC Trump Tower pad with hired help and sports cars..but i betcha the two of them would trade all that now, if they could put their famfam back together. and anyone who says this was all some kind of master plan
1. CLEARLY. has never been divorced. it fucking, sucks, and any sane person wouldn't do it for all the money in the world - especially when little kids are involved
2. has been spending too much time on those shiteous 'gosselins without pity' sites that are made by sad middle aged spinsters who have nothing else to do but harp on a family that they don't know. since when does gossiping about someone else's mom count as 'standing up for the rights of kids'? BALLS.
Jon looks like a fat mongoloid.
Kate is a vile, evil rat.
How anyone can find either of these idiots attractive, is beyond me.
I have found more fun watching paint dry than listening to Jon talk.
If Jon treated Kate they way she treats him, we'd be applauding her decision to get out of an abusive marriage.
Kate did the classic abuser routine last night: I have no idea how this happened, I know I'm not perfect but oh well...poor me! Fuck you cunt whiskers. Your husband is running away from 8 kids and your wicked ass because you are a bitch on wheels.
He's a douche, but she is not a victim here.
And I vote they change the name of the show to 'Jon & Kate Plus Hate'.
Those pics are from yesterday? Then how come they are wearing their wedding rings?
Jon Plus 4, Kate Plus 4
I think I heard that somewhere like on SNL or something.
Oh yes, that poor Kunt Gosselin...so tired after watching everyone around her take care of her kids all day. Poor dear, one day she might be expected to do something for HERSELF!!! OH NOEZ!!!
Submitted by Sensimina on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:48pm.
I prefer not to think of either of these people as sexual beings....Jon's dick probably looks like a crushed Hot Tamale, freshly scraped from the theater floor. Tiny and bright red. And good luck finding it under his fat apron. His fat apron that is being tightly hugged by an Ed Hardy t-shirt.
As for Kate, I just hope the curtains don't match the drapes. It would give a new definition to "beaver".
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OH MAH GAW. Nasty! But probably true! LOL!
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
I prefer not to think of either of these people as sexual beings....Jon's dick probably looks like a crushed Hot Tamale, freshly scraped from the theater floor. Tiny and bright red. And good luck finding it under his fat apron. His fat apron that is being tightly hugged by an Ed Hardy t-shirt.
As for Kate, I just hope the curtains don't match the drapes. It would give a new definition to "beaver".
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Oh, and I don't really find Kate to be as bitchy as some make her out to be...that's my main point. She's got the demeanor of a really tired preschool teacher trying to keep it all together and that's understandable IMO.
Plus, I typically side with the ladies on these things whey they seem to be trying to hold the family together. Actually, I typically side with the ladies in most instances, because 9 times out of 10, its the men who did something STOOPID. Why am I not a lesbian? Do I hate men?
*thinks*
No, I guess I actually really like strong, protective, family-oriented men. I hate weenie boys and cheaters and douches. Jon seems to be three for three on my hate list.
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
ricki lake...you KNOW we are all cunty, rage filled bitches!
No, it is just that, in that episode, I could really see how stressful it would have to be dealing with a husband who is more of a petulant child than my eight kids.
Ricki! it is, at least that has always been MY philosophy, :p (I'd still rather fuck Jon that her tho, so there you go!)
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Ricki - substitute Peen for Pussy and there you go. It works for both genders, whenever there is a lump of nasty fat oozing towards the genitals.
And I'll be honest, I don't give a fuck what nationality Jon is or what the correct term for it is. I Google when I care; here, I just don't. Hawiian, Polynesian, whatever you call it, I'm banking on it being vewy vewy small. That is the important part; the part I want to haunt you whenever you try to imagine Jon's pee pee.
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:34pm.
YAY No Words! Our cult is growing!
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*runs back, high-fives snowy, runs away*
Hahaha ok. It is better to be a cunty, rage-filled bitch who treats everyone like dirt than to be a spineless pushover. Gotcha.
YAY No Words! Our cult is growing!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Submitted by kanderso on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 2:41pm.
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ITA, kanderso, with everything you said regarding Kate and Jon...I saw the same things you did in the only episode I have ever seen start to finish.
*runs off before ricki lake starts screaming*
Submitted by sweet melissa on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:15pm.
John minus looks, a personality, and a paycheck by the time Kate is done with him.
Such a dip-shit, with his 32 year old mid-life crisis! Kate may be a bitch but you would be too with 8 kids under 10. Kidding me?
He always needed a map drawn even when it came to simple daily tasks. I'm amazed Kate was able to put up with his dumb ass as long as she did!
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Are we supposed to feel sorry for Kate and excuse her behavior because she has all these kids?
It would be different if these were two people who had sex and ACCIDENTALLY got pregnant. It happens. And then find out,"whoops, we're having multiples".
But they INTENTIONALLY got pregnant. Using in vitro. And they know there's a good chance of multiples when doing that. Just like Octo Mom knew.
And if Jon is such an asshole, which I'm sure he is, why in God's name would she want to have even MORE kids with the asshole???? The whole thing makes no sense. Especially if Kate is as smart as her fans say she is. And as far as she putting up with Jon. That goes both ways. It's obvious to me they put up with each other because no other sane person would have either of them. Jon was somebody Kate could easily boss around. No other man would put up with a lady who likes to cut her man's ball's off. And no sane women likes a man like Jon. A passive, whiny, lazy, bastard.
Ricki: I have probably seen every single episode, I guess we will just have to agree to disagree on this one, but I'm glad we are on the same page re that complete TOSSER Shankman!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Well Kanderso, I don't know who is "Hawaiian" (I believe you mean Polynesian) in this topic, and FUPA means "Fat Upper Pussy Area," so I guess you ARE pretty fucking "stoopid." Lol. Nice try.
Nah. I'm mostly joking about being attracted to him, but I do think he has nice eyes. Nope, actually, my hatred stems directly from Kunt Gosselin and her heinous behavior. A little secret: I used to watch this show a lot. Her attitude has been sliding downhill for quite some time now, while he just sits there silently. Yeah, I blame EVERYTHING on her. Completely. He may be a douche or a lame dick but she is pure evil incarnate.
One word of caution, though: before you start dreaming of Hawaiian peen, Ricki, stop to consider the FUPA hovering above it. Also...you KNOW its tiny!
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
My Great Grandmother had 21 children,naturally. There were a few sets of twins and triplets. No one filmed her. Kate pushing out 8 kids, which were by medical means, ain't nutthin' compared to grandma!
Submitted by ricki lake on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 2:58pm.
Good God kanderso. Everybody knows Kate tossed his ass out. His resignation no-longer-caring attitude is entirely normal for someone who's been so brow-beaten by such an evil bitch for so long. And uh, sorry, while Kate slapping her kid on the porch isn't necessarily uncalled for, there is no reason she could not give her daughter water, especially if she was going to drink it in front of her after she'd already asked. Fucking duh. Anybody who defends Kunt Gosselin is more stupid than Jon for marrying her in the first place.
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Not sure how my opinion of the Jon H8s Kate shenanigans in any way reflects my or anyone else's intelligence, but okay. Kewl. I'm STOOPID!
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
I think if tlc threatens to cancel the show...omg Jon and Kate will suddenly end up going to counseling in order to save their "marriage" (to save the show/money).
Anyway last night TLC set up Jon to look like an uberdouche and Kate to look like she was putting on a brave face and will soldier on.
I am giving credence to the rumor that she ended the relationship 6 months ago and supposedly gave him a contract that allowed him to have girlfriends. Kate knew he isn't smart enough to hide the gf for long so now she looks perfectly entitled to file for divorce which SHE did.
Altogether a brilliant plan...but do I give her too much credit??? Hmmm.
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WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
John minus looks, a personality, and a paycheck by the time Kate is done with him.
Such a dip-shit, with his 32 year old mid-life crisis! Kate may be a bitch but you would be too with 8 kids under 10. Kidding me?
He always needed a map drawn even when it came to simple daily tasks. I'm amazed Kate was able to put up with his dumb ass as long as she did!
Ricki they are both pieces of shit. You just stick up for Jon because you want some of that Korean PEEEEEEEEEEEEN ;P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Hopefully during her break she does something about those lunch lady arms.
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MK about the whores on Dlisted:
..and there are animal stories, they like a kitten on a vacuum for some reason…
I hope people aren't really fooled into believing that these two idiots weren't going to try to go along acting as if they were together and raising their children if the tabloids hadn't decided to start following what they were doing.
It was all a big illusion and having a litter of children didn't turn Kate into a bitch. She was a well-known bitch when she worked at Reading Hospital. I know people that worked with her. I don't know much about him, so I won't comment if he has always been a pussy or not.
I haven't been able to stand these two since they begged for stuff in the paper when the litter was born and went to court to keep a state paid nurse for longer than she was supposed to stay. They said it 'wasn't fair' that they should be expected to take care of the children on their own after a few months, even though they had tons of volunteers helping them.
Listen, enough with the litters already. Before you think having children is going to make things so much better, take a look at your relationship and be sure you can both do what it takes to be loving parents to your children while supporting each other.
These friggin kids get all the shit in the world because they are endorsing products on a TV show. How the hell is that going to teach them to grow up being responsible, well-rounded people?
It's a friggin mess and it's a shame.
I'll cut any whore with a positive comment about Kunt Gosselin! Truly, this entire mess is her fault, and the only thing Jon is guilty of is having no spine, and perhaps putting his dick into something remotely resembling a human while still in a "marriage" with Kunt Gosselin. Behead the dragon and free us all!
I bet you a million to one that, if asked, every one of those kids would tell you they like their father more. Yeah, he's such a shitty parent and Kunt Gosselin is awesome. *rolls eyes*
see what I mean?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
kanderso I have been saying it the whole time (but quietly, shhhhhhhhhh)
it's a rather dangerous opinion!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Good God kanderso. Everybody knows Kate tossed his ass out. His resignation no-longer-caring attitude is entirely normal for someone who's been so brow-beaten by such an evil bitch for so long. And uh, sorry, while Kate slapping her kid on the porch isn't necessarily uncalled for, there is no reason she could not give her daughter water, especially if she was going to drink it in front of her after she'd already asked. Fucking duh. Anybody who defends Kunt Gosselin is more stupid than Jon for marrying her in the first place.