Tuesday, June 23rd 2009

Bitch Got Sued: Elisabeth Hasselcrack Edition

When Elisabeth Hasselcrack isn't violently fucking us dry in the ear with her shrill voice, she's writing books on gluten free dieting. Or should I say, she's copying and pasting from other people's books on gluten free dieting and publishing it as her own. That's what Susan Hassett claims anyway. Susan is madder than fish grease (Ariel 4 ever) and has filed a lawsuit against Hasselcrack for copyright infringement and being a copy cat. Susan also should have filed a class action lawsuit against Hasselcrack for being an annoying bitch.

Susan says that Elisabeth's book The G Free Diet-A Gluten Free Survival Guide is a direct copy of her book which was published in April of 2008. TMZ says in a letter to Elisabeth, Susan listed a million similarities including chapter titles and tips.

All I needed to read were the words "Elisabeth Hasselcrack" to decide my verdict: GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY! Unfortunately, we're the ones who will really be punished. When this shit gets settled, we will never hear the end of Hasselcrack's whining about it.

With Hasselcrack's constant yapping and Sherri revealing her new "bikini body" in a few weeks, remind me again why I watch The View again?

Posted by: Michael K


Plecostomus's picture

Sherri and bikini cannot occupy the same time-space continuum.

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Bottom-feeder.

FoxOnTheRun's picture

YAY!!! Hasselcrack gets her azz handed to her. Proving republitards have ramen for brains.

carefreea's picture

Mmm gluten.

I'm assuming her name isn't really Hasselcrack, is it? Whoever does her hair, btw, needs re-training - stat.

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Queen of Poo's picture

I do not want to see Sheri in a bikini either. Its a good thing I do not watch this show.

DirtyWhoreMouth's picture

You'd think she would stick to pop up books and playdoh

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SpiceDong's picture

and when did she become a dietician to be writing books about this topic?
i am not surprised this is happening to her. next!

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Queen of Poo's picture

If you cant write your own book then why bother?

kittycatastrophe's picture

Oh My God! Sherri Shephard is not going to appear in a bikini! On topic, I totally believe that Elizabeth lifted from someone else. She probably figured Jerry Seinfeld's wife got away with it so she could too.
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Sherri revealing her bikini body? Thank the heavens I don't watch this crap. Scary thought.

EH isn't smart enough to put together a book like that so duh, guilty!

Edited to thank the heavens rather than the heaves. Although dry heaving comes to mind too, so maybe I should've left the typo.

girl_cheese's picture

There is a god. I hope she gets a jillion dollar fine and is forever labeled as a pathetic PLAGIARIST, never to be published again. Gypsy curse on her.

I love gluten!

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Plecostomus's picture

Gluten for punishment!

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Bottom-feeder.

gia's picture

Bobblehead! Can her neck get any skinnier? My grandfather always said never trust anyone with a skinny neck & big head.

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Not really feelin' any of the posts today.

Which sucks because I am really bored.

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Sensimina's picture

I think it's just STUNNING how this fucking ho made a career out of "Survivor". She has done pretty fucking well for herself considering that she has absolutely no reason to be working in Hollywood.

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BIG BOOTIE CUTIE's picture

I hate this dumb republican whore!!