Bitch Got Sued: Elisabeth Hasselcrack Edition
When Elisabeth Hasselcrack isn't violently fucking us dry in the ear with her shrill voice, she's writing books on gluten free dieting. Or should I say, she's copying and pasting from other people's books on gluten free dieting and publishing it as her own. That's what Susan Hassett claims anyway. Susan is madder than fish grease (Ariel 4 ever) and has filed a lawsuit against Hasselcrack for copyright infringement and being a copy cat. Susan also should have filed a class action lawsuit against Hasselcrack for being an annoying bitch.
Susan says that Elisabeth's book The G Free Diet-A Gluten Free Survival Guide is a direct copy of her book which was published in April of 2008. TMZ says in a letter to Elisabeth, Susan listed a million similarities including chapter titles and tips.
All I needed to read were the words "Elisabeth Hasselcrack" to decide my verdict: GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY! Unfortunately, we're the ones who will really be punished. When this shit gets settled, we will never hear the end of Hasselcrack's whining about it.
With Hasselcrack's constant yapping and Sherri revealing her new "bikini body" in a few weeks, remind me again why I watch The View again?
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 12:45pm.
You rang Momus?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
WHERE'S STONEY?!?! i GOTZ A GRAMMAR QWESTION.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 12:45pm.
Lincoln was a repub?
where'd they go wrong after him? hmmm...
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 12:38pm.
They give off really-rich-lady vibes but then try to haggle and low-ball the price of a French manicure.
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Sounds like my landlady. Always crying the GD money blues at the same time she's telling me she's going on a cruise to the "Mexican Riviera." I mean CUH-MON!! What IDIOT likens Mexico to the FRENCH Riviera? I love how these folk profit off the sweat, labor, and brow of the poor and then call it a "Riviera." Damn. Now I feel all stabby.
(one day last week, because IT HAD TO GO, i got the neighbor's landscaper to dig up her cactus for, like, $5 ~ knowing full well that he was going to turn around and sell it for $200).
What cactus??
Submitted by Sensimina on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 12:39pm.
Miley is caught up in another slutty posing scandal! I know because I....I....I WENT TO PIGEZ. I know it's wrong but I'm so bored. The posts just aren't coming fast enough today! It seems like the # of posts on Dlisted are getting smaller!
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I'm here now. Where's DevilGirl.
BTW: We've missed you.
Why is anyone surprised that EH has been accused of plagiarism? She's a Republican; they haven't had a novel idea since Lincoln issued the Emancipation Proclamation.
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remind me again why I watch The View again?
************ Cuz that Whoopie dude has a huge cock?
MK, we watch The View because of the sudden bitch fights from the hosts themselves or with their guests. That's what makes it so compelling.
Miley is caught up in another slutty posing scandal! I know because I....I....I WENT TO PIGEZ. I know it's wrong but I'm so bored. The posts just aren't coming fast enough today! It seems like the # of posts on Dlisted are getting smaller!
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
My aunt has a nail salon and lots of her customers are just like Elisabeth Hasselbeck.
They gabber endlessly about a plethora of nothing and sometime assume my aunt doesn't understand them when they give specific instructions, and they smirk and shrug at each other.
They give off really-rich-lady vibes but then try to haggle and low-ball the price of a French manicure.
Sometimes I come in to help and I sweep the floor and these ladies assume I'm an illegal immigrant.
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Awesome news! Now this made my day.
About time someone called out that worthless maggot.
hit refresh and see mah new face!!
Do you think it needs to be Gossified? Where's angel_i?
And can't this bitch bleach her eyebrows? She's not trying very hard to convince us she's a blonde.
YES YES YES YES YES it's a great fucking day.
I have such a dislike for her, I thought that watching Whoopi beat her senseless (the little she had) in a classy way was fantastic.
But this, this is good!
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 12:32pm.
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Secret is safe! lol
Now I have to wonder what the publisher of her book is thinking right about now. I don't know how the whole industry works, but I imagine it's relatively small, especially when you get down to the diet book category. And, as in every industry, everyone knows what everyone else is doing.
Someone didn't do their due diligence and they're going to SUFFER.
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 12:30pm.
Where's our open post?
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OhMahGawd. I got confuzzed. BRB!!!
ololol slimy cunt and a thief to boot!
Submitted by Reeter on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 12:30pm.
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 12:22pm.
Actually, Reeter, facts of life -
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Facts of life... I'm slow today!! Is it really you? I'm happy to see you, buddy. : )
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LOL! Yes, it's me, DiamondDawg. Got a new name and face a couple weeks ago. Shhhhhh. Don't tell anyone.
It scares me how many wrinkles she has...she is not that old, is she? I'm terrified of getting wrinkly now that I'm 23...it's like it's all downhill from here already.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 12:22pm.
Actually, Reeter, facts of life -
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Facts of life... I'm slow today!! Is it really you? I'm happy to see you, buddy. : )
Where's our open post?
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 12:18pm.
LOL @ Uvy... mornin, dear.
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Hey, jack.
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Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 12:25pm.
not eating gluten doesn't have anything to do with losing weight. silly.
you can still eat french fries, and steak, and wheat free pasta....... and cheese
:P
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Trust you Provy!
Team No Politics on the D.
Mainly because I can't help posting. ;)
LMAOOOO @ Provy
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@Queen of Poo :
Didn't Babs just flash her fossilized funbags during a security check recently?
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by Anonymoussss on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 12:25pm.
Celiac books are all basically the same anyway.
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Does she have celiac disease?
Plagarizing worked for obama in his speeches! XD
Good to see elizabeth giving back. Hopefully the women in the Democratic party read this book cause I'm sick of seeing cottage cheese in pantsuits.
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"I've met Janeane Garofalo and she's a cunt"-Artie Lange
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 12:22pm.
Submitted by Reeter on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 12:21pm.
Oh man, I can hear her whining about this shit now! I'm avoiding The View.
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Actually, Reeter, facts of life - WHOOPIE is gonna nail her to the wall if she brings it up. I bet they're not going to be allowed to talk about it.
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Very true- Whoopie is the only reason I watch (when I watch) & I get the vibe she hates Elizabeth.
Celiac books are all basically the same anyway.
OH FUCK YES.
Anyone who fucks with this bitch is A-OK in my book.
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"Perseverance: The courage to ignore the obvious wisdom of turning back."
"Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 12:21pm.
Aw! I miss your old avie. John Travolta Gossified."
Awww, I'll bring it back one of these days. Perez's crying face makes me laugh out loud!
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What I want to see is all of them in a bikini, Whoopi, joy, Babs, and bring back Start too!! I would tune in to laugh.
Well she is able to view her point of this lawsuit on "The View." So if the chick suing her is smart, she hould put in her lawsuit that neither party is allowed to talk about the matter in public.
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Remember people:
Everytime you watch 'The View', God kills a puppy.
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Go forth. Be conquered. Go forth and die. - Dethklok
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You can (kinda) blame David Letterman for her career. He used to have all of the Survivor losers come on, do a quick bit & leave. WHen this bitch was on, he thought she was just SO adorable, had her sit down (I believe) & fawned all over her. Things took off for her from there.
Submitted by Reeter on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 12:21pm.
Oh man, I can hear her whining about this shit now! I'm avoiding The View.
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Actually, Reeter, facts of life - WHOOPIE is gonna nail her to the wall if she brings it up. I bet they're not going to be allowed to talk about it.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 12:08pm.
I feel exactly the same way. But, you know what you can do if you are bored...send me some more of the hawtness! I lurrrrrve that hand pic :)
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Respect the woman, desire the slut and cherish the little girl. Then You have the mind, the body and the soul.
roots! get a hold of that girl!
and, i hope you lose lots of $ and everyone laughs your ass off tv and we never have to hear your mouth again.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 12:18pm.
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Aw! I miss your old avie. John Travolta Gossified.
Oh man, I can hear her whining about this shit now! I'm avoiding The View.
Submitted by Plecostomus
Sherri and bikini cannot occupy the same time-space continuum.
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LOL! That sounds like an Outer Limits episode! I am afraid now, yet, strangely curious.
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*shoves raw cookie dough log down her dumb as throat*
LOL @ Uvy... mornin, dear.
O/T - how did this bitch become famous? I never heard of her until read MK's posts about her. I do not watch the view (for many reasons) and have never heard of her before that...
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"EH, I'd tell you to shut the fuck up and suck it, but I fear being unoriginal.
*SALUTES*"--------ISprainedMyUvula 06/12/09
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 12:08pm.
Not really feelin' any of the posts today.
Which sucks because I am really bored.
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I'm totally tapping my foot for Open Post.
BRB. I have to go do some werk for a bit.
Bitch doesn't have an original thought in her head, so this does not surprise me. It does delight me though lol. My fervent hope is that she would get prison time for copyright infringement or for her annoying voice and self-righteous attitude. I bet her hubby is cheating like crazy on her, I know I would lol.
When does her parenting book or childrens book come out? Everytime a celeb has a baby or 5 they think they are expert parents and write a parenting book.
I'm not surprised. If you are writing a book about food, health or cooking, I think it would be kind of hard to come up with something completely original. Remember the Jessica Seinfeld book? she got sued too.
You can totally tell that she will not age well at all. I keep forgetting how she got on television in the first place! This chick ate bugs and toenails on a reality tv show and somehow believes that her opinion on anything is relevant.
Pfffft...
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Go forth. Be conquered. Go forth and die. - Dethklok
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