Bitch Got Sued: Elisabeth Hasselcrack Edition
When Elisabeth Hasselcrack isn't violently fucking us dry in the ear with her shrill voice, she's writing books on gluten free dieting. Or should I say, she's copying and pasting from other people's books on gluten free dieting and publishing it as her own. That's what Susan Hassett claims anyway. Susan is madder than fish grease (Ariel 4 ever) and has filed a lawsuit against Hasselcrack for copyright infringement and being a copy cat. Susan also should have filed a class action lawsuit against Hasselcrack for being an annoying bitch.
Susan says that Elisabeth's book The G Free Diet-A Gluten Free Survival Guide is a direct copy of her book which was published in April of 2008. TMZ says in a letter to Elisabeth, Susan listed a million similarities including chapter titles and tips.
All I needed to read were the words "Elisabeth Hasselcrack" to decide my verdict: GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY! Unfortunately, we're the ones who will really be punished. When this shit gets settled, we will never hear the end of Hasselcrack's whining about it.
With Hasselcrack's constant yapping and Sherri revealing her new "bikini body" in a few weeks, remind me again why I watch The View again?
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Cute! ! !I want to find a such wife... Are you? Feel free to view my photos @ "M y I n t e r r a c i a l M a t c h. c Om " where you can find me and many handsome black and white men .
Oh man I would love to punch that chipmunk face of hers.
You watch The View for the same reason I do... Whoopie.
Jerry Seinfeld's wife did the same shit. She got away with it.
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ http://SugarDaddyChat.com/ ^-^
it's the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man!
Hasselcrack is so hateful, she's like my generations Ann Coulter. UGH. I really dislike this ho.
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Hate this ho.
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 3:30pm.
Oh, as if ALL Democrats are so honest! Get real!
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No politician, regardless of party affiliation, is totally honest.
EH is just so sanctimoniouly Republican.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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xerquina: thanks for reminding me, I need to do mah roots! ;P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Oh, as if ALL Democrats are so honest! Get real!
Frankly most people are un-original, thieving plagerists!
No one is above dishonesty!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
typical republican, steal something , claim it to be your own and make $$ off of it...
"You ARE a whore,darlin"- Cristal Conners, Showgirls
when will clearly-not-Blond bitches stop dyeing their hair blond? there's nothing uglier than seeing dark roots and eyebrows and peroxide blond fugness.
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Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 2:01pm.
English and grammar experts - please announce yourselver - I have a question!
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We're still waiting for your question, dear.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Copycat. LOL! Get ready to pay up hasselcrack.
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 2:01pm.
English and grammar experts - please announce yourselver - I have a question!
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What's you're question?
English and grammar experts - please announce yourselver - I have a question!
Submitted by Farrah on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 12:56pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 12:50pm.
PLEASE MK, new post! This one sucks!
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I AGREEEEEE!!!! she's also giving me a White Oprah vibe..
@ Foxy: why did you have to change your avvie?? what kind of fuckery is this??????????
( iwoke up extra dramz)
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Migraine Sally showed up with a perez avie, so i copied her. i thought it was the new trend...? I just need a Gossification and I'm good 2 go.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 1:02pm.
Farrah,
How is the head this morning?
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in need of an exorcism or something! I just looked at the Jon & Kunt post and EVERYBODY has the same avie! it's taking over!!!
aaaaarrrrggghhhhh!!!!!!
*runs away*
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www.walkms.org
help me regain my life! as you burn calories.
My boss is a Lawyer, a very good one btw, she went to file an appeal (or something like that, I am the worst assitant ever)
Dude came in with a visa, got married submited papers, got denied and got deportation, she'll get an extention.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
smurf! cool! I love them, you will have to give us a report on the show
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 1:24pm.
smurfy I don't think I know who that is in your avie?
Dave gahan, Depeche Mode's lead Singer, and BTW 39 days left until I see them!! yay!!!!!
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 1:22pm.
Momus, Deportation case.
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Witness or defendant? ;)
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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smurfy I don't think I know who that is in your avie?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Momus, Deportation case.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 1:14pm.
I am so bored at work I am painting my nails LOL.
My boss is in court today.
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Why is the boss in court?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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I am so bored at work I am painting my nails LOL.
My boss is in court today.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 1:08pm.
Egads, do you mean to tell me that Elisabeth Hasselbeck doesn't have an original thought? What next, that meth is addictive?
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Haha seriously. Celebs put their names on books but I bet only 99% even read the books that they supposedly wrote.
I vote aye!
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Egads, do you mean to tell me that Elisabeth Hasselbeck doesn't have an original thought? What next, that meth is addictive?
I'm just worried because I seem to remember a time when I couldn't even keep up with all of MK's posts, they were coming so fast. Lately it seems like his posting has been down. It might be slow news days in HOllywood, but there is always breaking news MK could deliver us, like the Mother's Cookies saga, various animals engaging in humanized behaviors, inanimate objects used for sex, etc.
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http://bleedingthecorgan.blogspot.com
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 1:04pm.
I got lucky this year....no rent increase! Thank GOD.
I did too!!!!, I found an apartment 5 blocks away from my job,not too big (but hey it's jus tme, less for cleaning) quite affordable and ALL utilities included
Momus, Agreed. MK OPEN POST!
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
I got lucky this year....no rent increase! Thank GOD.
hey Farrah baby!!!
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[I've been thinkin' bout you]
And there ain't no doubt about it, I'm in love
[The way I feel about you]
There just ain't no doubt about it, I'm in love
-Evelyn "Champagne" King
I hate this bitch.
Farrah,
How is the head this morning?
Next time SHARE.
You know like whatshername here did.
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 12:56pm.
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 12:45pm.
It is in fact called Riviera Maya. (that includes cancun)
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Is this real life?
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 12:59pm.
*raises hand*
I second that!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
MY old landlady jacked the price up on our apartment because we complained. And boy did we ever have reasons to complain. I could sit here for twenty minutes typing up a novella about all the fucked up shit that was allowed to go on in that apartment complex...think various noise (crackheads on basketball court ALL night long when our bedroom window was right next to it, music blasting til dawn, scary drunk people pounding on my door, it goes on and on). The landlady could get away with whatever, including bait and switching apartments, never ever doing anything about complaints, allowing allowing the wooden staircases leading to the upper apartments to rot through....she could do this because it's the only complex in town that allows pets.
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http://wethinkyoushould.blogspot.com/
http://bleedingthecorgan.blogspot.com
http://myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Farrah!!! mi amore!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 12:48pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 12:45pm.
You rang Momus?
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Hi!
I propose that any post that bores us should automatically become an open post until MK actually creates one.
Anyone want to second this motion?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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girl_cheese: when she was on Survivor I even thought she was kinda cute, now she makes me soooo stabby!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Submitted by mharker on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 12:52pm.
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The publishing industry may be going downhill, but it's still huge, especially in the diet/healthy living category. It wouldn't surprise me if the book by the woman suing Hasselbeck was published by a small enough company that the major publisher who put out Hasselbeck's didn't bother checking it.
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The other woman's book was self published.
Hi Farrah!
YAY TEAM NEW POST!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 12:50pm.
PLEASE MK, new post! This one sucks!
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I AGREEEEEE!!!! she's also giving me a White Oprah vibe..
@ Foxy: why did you have to change your avvie?? what kind of fuckery is this??????????
( iwoke up extra dramz)
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www.walkms.org
help me regain my life! as you burn calories.
Words can't express how much Lis the chipmunk makes me wanna wretch!!!
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You got that?!
Submitted by Munkeyhed on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 12:22pm.
You can (kinda) blame David Letterman for her career. He used to have all of the Survivor losers come on, do a quick bit & leave. WHen this bitch was on, he thought she was just SO adorable, had her sit down (I believe) & fawned all over her. Things took off for her from there.
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Did he have to do this to get his show for another season or a raise or what? Hasselcrack is exactly the kind of ho Letterman hates ... I can't figure it ...
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 12:33pm.
Now I have to wonder what the publisher of her book is thinking right about now. I don't know how the whole industry works, but I imagine it's relatively small, especially when you get down to the diet book category. And, as in every industry, everyone knows what everyone else is doing.
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The publishing industry may be going downhill, but it's still huge, especially in the diet/healthy living category. It wouldn't surprise me if the book by the woman suing Hasselbeck was published by a small enough company that the major publisher who put out Hasselbeck's didn't bother checking it.
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 12:45pm.
Sounds like my landlady. Always crying the GD money blues at the same time she's telling me she's going on a cruise to the "Mexican Riviera." I mean CUH-MON!! What IDIOT likens Mexico to the FRENCH Riviera? I love how these folk profit off the sweat, labor, and brow of the poor and then call it a "Riviera." Damn. Now I feel all stabby.
(one day last week, because IT HAD TO GO, i got the neighbor's landscaper to dig up her cactus for, like, $5 ~ knowing full well that he was going to turn around and sell it for $200).
What cactus??
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Your landlady sounds shabby! The worst mine did was have construction workers paint the outside, and the bathroom window got painted shut. I called her and she said she'd take care of it, and I assumed she did, but a week later a really fat guy used our restroom at a party and reached for the window to un-stink the room, and you can guess what happened next.
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Work it, baby.
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PLEASE MK, new post! This one sucks! No disrespect intended! ; P
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Plecostomus on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 12:26pm.
@Queen of Poo :
Didn't Babs just flash her fossilized funbags during a security check recently?
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No way!! I must have missed that.
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 12:26pm.
Submitted by Anonymoussss on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 12:25pm.
Celiac books are all basically the same anyway.
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Does she have celiac disease?
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Yes.