They Are Terrifying

Pit stains are HOT. NOT ewwwwwwwwwwwwww.

1. What does Tommy Girl have to sweat about?
2. Why does Katiebot dress like a granny?
3. How does anyone find Diaz remotely attractive?

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Cameron looks pale in that ensemble (not to mention her nightmare inducing face)...ew...and Katie and Tom look INSANE. Tom's pit stains totally gross me out, which is why I stay FAR AWAY from white shit. IT shows big time when it's hot as fuck outside. LA is really just an overall uncomfortable place to be judging from these pics.

"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK

Why is Katie dressed like my mother?

And Cameron Diaz = bad lighting. And she's usually a little tanner, no?

set aside the general opinion of Tawmmy Girl - WHO the fuck would want any loser with armpit stains to THAT degree coming at them for a bear hug ?....

Oy vey! Tommygirl has some nasty pits...There's no excuse for that, 'specially with his cash.
Katie looks just as beat down and creepy as usual. And she has gray teeth. Ick.
Tom and CD must know each other from that shit movie 'Vanilla Sky'.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 2:56pm.

Submitted by easyaspie2 on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 2:50pm.
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That's a dumbshit theory. Children can look like non-parental family members. The resemblence to William Mapother at the most confirms that Suri is biologically a Mapother and therefore Tom's, shooting down the Chris Klein/Josh Hartnett theories.
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these conspiracy theories are so dumb. you must be bored out of your mind to come up with this ridiculous shit. and pretty stupid i might add.
You can easily see Tom adores Katie...she is treated like a queen. and "the poor katie" comments are so funny....she is the one that calls the shots in this relationship. i bet he does everything she wants

Submitted by easyaspie2 on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 2:50pm.
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That's a dumbshit theory. Children can look like non-parental family members. The resemblence to William Mapother at the most confirms that Suri is biologically a Mapother and therefore Tom's, shooting down the Chris Klein/Josh Hartnett theories.

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How does he do it?
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He goes to Brazil to have plastic surgery that's why!

This is Suri's biological father, Tommy Girls cousin, William Mapother. Suri looks exactly like him with dark hair. Look at the eyes!

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0544611/

So some rented womb is stewing Mapother's baby to give to TomKat so Katie does not have to commit a mortal Catholic sin by bearing the child of a gay man.

Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 2:23pm.
lizzeb - it's called the CO$ and their barley water.

Thanks for the heads up. If an over excited midget in built up shoes offers me refeshing drink I shall JUST SAY NO.

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Looks like tommygirl forgot to use his secret! Katie looks more like a worn out middle aged woman trapped in a cult. Since when are these two friends with pizza face?

lizzeb - it's called the CO$ and their barley water.

Holy moly. What has happened to Katiebot? She's aging in dog years. Ol'Tommygirl has the Midas touch in reverse- every woman he 'touches' turns to shite. Miss Kidman went from lovely to ghost and now Katiebot looks older than God. How does he do it?

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These two again. They'd show up at the opening of an envelope just to get their faces in a photo.

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Another one starting to look like Chucky's bride (because of the white dress, of course...)

Mansmanu (French Bitch)

Alright, what the hell is going on with Cameron's face? She seems to be aging in Lohan years all of the sudden. And she's only what, 35 or something?

KateBot is already locked in, so why not add another one to the brood?

When he dumps her in ten years, it will be good for her prenuptial agreement

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Cameron's skin is like that because of Tommygirl. She tried to slip Katie a note, like in those Lifetime movies when one chick is trying to underground railroad a sister out of abuse, and he saw her. Cameron immediately went into shine mode, giving that "I'm-so-happy-that-I-could-jizz-the-planet" smile.

I saw Cameron in Starbucks about six months or so ago, and she looked very, very pretty and was friendly. Her skin looked gorgeous. Maybe she had a peel and went sunning too early or something in those photos. Again, it could just be Tommygirl fright.

everyone here is totally creepy looking. Tommygirl I live out here and it is not that hot right now...no reason on earth to be sporting such pit stains...totally disgusting...Cameron looks ancient and creepy too, but the creepiest by far is that scientoslave Katie. She looks around 50 in this pic...what the hell happened to her...no spark of life left. Tommygirl and his crew made sure to suck it all out. Where is Cam's "good friend" Drew??? This is the best she can do the Katiebot and Tommygirl??? Now that is a real shame.

I guess I'm not seeing what others here are....I think she looks good.

I love Cammy's outfit, though. LOVE. The rest of that shit I could do without.

That's what happens to your face when you have demons running through you all the time. Katie should know... she's looking a bit peaked herself!

*hurls crystal deodorant stone at Tom's pits*
*stone puts the breaks on and flies the other way*
I loved that stupid ass movie with Diaz and Applegate..."The Sweetest Thing". But CD is looking a bit rough...I'm 39 and I still get carded.

I was digging through the office DVD stash for something to watch this morning and happened across a copy of She's the one (no, I didn't watch it!) and then I sign on to Dlisted and see this. Damn she is looking old.

And Katie, nice to see she still looks at though she's had the life sucked out of her. At least Cameron has an excuse for looking older, she IS getting older. Katie's only 30 right?

*sigh* I fear the future the closer I get to 30. Why can't we all just stay young and beautiful?

ricki lake--
The movie is based on a Jodi Picoult novel, not Nicolas Sparks. But I agree with you that Nicolas Sparks is a schmalzy bastard.

Eh, don't really have a problem w/ CD. Not a fan but at least she doesn't take herself too seriously like so many of these other jackasses.

And if her skin is bad, well mine isn't the greatest - i'm a good 15 yrs. out of that phase and it still gives me a crapload of problems and it def. does a number on the self- esteem...if p'ple called me Pizzaface i'd die of embarrassment. However, if i had the cash she does, you bet your ass i'd be pounding the pavement looking for a way to fix it.

While CD's face is excusable, Katie's pants are not. Looks like she took a roll in some grease.

Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 10:24am.

me too. and Will Smith seems to be cast in all of those movies. I liked Pursuit of Happyness (the fucked up spelling makes me cringe why why whyyy)
but he was in '7 pounds' recently with Rosario Dawson. Total martyr role. AGH!

C Diaz has a lot of crows feet... is she a pot head or a drinker? I know she is always out in the sun.. eh. She's got cuban blood too i think right? I'd think that would help her age better...

i thought pizza facce because of all the zits she has
so bitch actually likes pizz? im confused now

I don't think Katie could get blander-looking if she smeared herself with oatmeal.

Tommygirl needs to invest in a deoderent/antiperspirant pronto. Those pits are nasty.

And Cameron... well, she's a shoe in to replace Heath Ledger in the third Batman movie.

Do these people even know each other, or are they just trying to groom Cammy The SheDouche for Scientologihood? Obviously she spends money on worthless stuff already if she has a star there.

Whoa Katies feet are the same color as her shoes. Barf!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5V3pvEHoYQ

Well I always thought Cameron looked like the female Joker. Her face friggin creeps me out anyway. What the hell happened to Katie nevermind Cameron. She looks like a 45 year old soccer mom!

I don't think Cameron is partaking of the Botox craze because she looks wrinkled as shit...I stood next to her at 40 Deuce and even in that light and with make up her skin looked horrible and she already has a turkey neck...she is not aging well at all...she may need to bypass the Botox and go straight for dermabrasion and a face lift. But I have to give it to her, she is as crazy and giddy in real life as she is in her movies...in her case is not an act. I found that refreshing. I still will not pay to watch that melodrama she is in now.

On the other hand, Tommy Girl needs clinical strength antiperspirant. That is gross, and Katie looks like a 50something really lived-in frumpy housewife.

Getting a star on the Walk Of Fame and footprints at the Chinese Theater used to be an honor only the truly great performers got...but in the last 30 years, it's become accessible to just about anyone with enough money and signatures to purchase one. It no longer has the meaning it used to have.

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Cameron doesn't look as awful as she probably should up that close. Google image search mira sorvino.

yeah thats what i thought too, wtf is up with her face!

i think we need to start a collection for $30k
so we can purchase a star for MK.

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Off topic, aww Ed MacMahon died.

Cammy needs to visit the face and vagina doctor!

I don't see a throw pillow under Katie's shirt, so I don't think there's a little sciogrub incubating in the test tubes...

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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

What happened to Diaz's face? Don't they hae lasers that can get rid of those acne scars? She should be allowed out in public with a face like that. She does however have a great ass!

check out the st pete times' scathing series on scientology.

What happened to Cameron, she used to be kinda cute, she's younger than me and has wrinkles for days.

Since when is Tommy Girl and Katie friends with Cameron Diaz? WHy the fuck are they there front and center?

You'd think that if Tommy used his Scientology "determinism" to beat dyslexia, he could use it to buy some Arrid Extra Dry.
I had that same belt in lavendar in the 80's.

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Charles Manson

And I'm sure Cameron is getting the best skin shit and treatments money can buy. She's pretty for a pizza face. I mean a Hut face. Whatever.

How old is Katie? She looks fucking 45...not that 45 is old..but yes, she looks fucking old.

"How do you fuck a fat chick? Flip through the folds and when you smell shit...go back one."

Is Katie pregnant again??? I was gone for a week. IS SHE PREGNANT???? What happened to her escape????

OMG! Cameron Diaz looks like the bride of chucky!!

She sould really do something about that fugery.

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 06/23/2009 - 9:04am.

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Non, non, non. That might be what convinced her, on "auditioning" but it's certainly not that way now.

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The dress is a cute cut and looks good on her if you squint your eyes but dang the fabric reminds me of drapes the would hang in a fan and doll museum.